HHIgirl
03-27-2005, 06:38 AM
Welcome on In, spenders!
Today's TSV is the YAK RAK. It was invented by Lori Grenier, Joy Mangano, Koos and Valerie Parr Hill.
This "literallly" "hot pick" can perform a mulititude of functions (or malfunctions if Spongebob high pants is demonstrating)
Valerie made sure it will match any decor and is equipped with a sickening sweet aroma. It also has an optional flame feature for when an understated candleabra is needed for romantic kansas city steak dinner evenings.
"In the spotlight" Joy made sure you could use it as coat rack, which garments will NEVER fall from its flocked tines.( Joy is also secretly developing a weapon option as to temporarily stun Lori G from copying anymore of her "ideas")
It also doubles as riddex pest ridder... (Or a "prep" item for Ghost's dinners)
An attachment for hanging the hose for your pressure washer.
Has the ability to cook your crabcrakes or air dry your Breezies.
Koos makes sure is comes in the most garish colors possible and a spot to hang your Mr. Magoo sunglasses.
Miss G. made sure there multiple compartments and the YAK RAK opens to an area with 18.7 compartments to store all your scrapbooking needs.
And if the above features aren't enough to sell you: It is available on easy pay for "a dollar a day" for the rest of your natural born life, your sister's, your first born, your cousin twice removed, your neighbor and the future lives of your future cloned self.
Today's TSV is the YAK RAK. It was invented by Lori Grenier, Joy Mangano, Koos and Valerie Parr Hill.
This "literallly" "hot pick" can perform a mulititude of functions (or malfunctions if Spongebob high pants is demonstrating)
Valerie made sure it will match any decor and is equipped with a sickening sweet aroma. It also has an optional flame feature for when an understated candleabra is needed for romantic kansas city steak dinner evenings.
"In the spotlight" Joy made sure you could use it as coat rack, which garments will NEVER fall from its flocked tines.( Joy is also secretly developing a weapon option as to temporarily stun Lori G from copying anymore of her "ideas")
It also doubles as riddex pest ridder... (Or a "prep" item for Ghost's dinners)
An attachment for hanging the hose for your pressure washer.
Has the ability to cook your crabcrakes or air dry your Breezies.
Koos makes sure is comes in the most garish colors possible and a spot to hang your Mr. Magoo sunglasses.
Miss G. made sure there multiple compartments and the YAK RAK opens to an area with 18.7 compartments to store all your scrapbooking needs.
And if the above features aren't enough to sell you: It is available on easy pay for "a dollar a day" for the rest of your natural born life, your sister's, your first born, your cousin twice removed, your neighbor and the future lives of your future cloned self.