HHIgirl
05-20-2005, 03:28 AM
Dear Purple Plumed Morons running QVC, (Quantative Variable Crap)
Instead of looking for your next 50 in 50 or having a rigged host contest, why don't you do something truly groundbreaking and looking for your next "catch phrase", "selling slogan", "talking point", "idiot filler", etc.
The trick to this whole thing is that you have to immediately, with no negotiation or discussion negate all the aforemention annoyances on this thread. Each time a hosts reverts back to the tried, true and tiresome he or she is banished to a corner and forced to wear either Susan Graver outfits or Quacker Factory. Yes, even the men! Can you imagine the horror of the more stylish hosts? Hell, I am getting the hives just creating this particular punishment!
All right class, add away!
Instead of looking for your next 50 in 50 or having a rigged host contest, why don't you do something truly groundbreaking and looking for your next "catch phrase", "selling slogan", "talking point", "idiot filler", etc.
The trick to this whole thing is that you have to immediately, with no negotiation or discussion negate all the aforemention annoyances on this thread. Each time a hosts reverts back to the tried, true and tiresome he or she is banished to a corner and forced to wear either Susan Graver outfits or Quacker Factory. Yes, even the men! Can you imagine the horror of the more stylish hosts? Hell, I am getting the hives just creating this particular punishment!
All right class, add away!