HSNInsider
08-05-2005, 07:17 AM
I used to work at HSN -- Here's the inside scoop in no particular order:
Diana Perkovic - Married, great human being, tiny bit demanding- but unflappable. Probably the best taste on the net. Youngest Host.
Shannon Smith - Complete bitch on wheels. Hobbies: drinking and sleeping with skeezy co-workers, hanging out at the St. Pete Alehouse. Total Skank.
Lynn Murphy - Generous, fantastic person. Pretty sure she's not gay. If she is she is way in the closet or maybe bi.
Colleen Lopez - She's not a dude. Man hands aside. WEARS size 8-9 ring which is big for a woman. She's off her rocker, but outsells other hosts 2 to 1.
Kathy Wolf - Married, great person. Huge Noggin - but you knew that. Possibly smarter than any two hosts combined.
Connie Craig - As you know she has a huge bodacious ass, but her heart is almost as big. She is just like her on-air personality.
Callie Northagen - Dumb as a box of rocks. No kidding. Kind of snobby, too. 40s
Mindy McCortney - FREAK - Once married to Tony Little. Totally nice, but I always got the feeling she was going to go apeshit. Heard she's super freaky in bed from this gorilla she used to date from the control room.
Suzanne Runyon - Also extremely bright, manic personality.
Marlo Smith-Tejera - Very bitchy. Got an entire control room fired. But they deserved it. Assholes. Not to be crossed or contradicted.
Bobbi Ray Carter - BIG FAKE BOOBIES and proud of it. She got a huge bonus one year and came back with huge ones. She had a nasty coke habit when the network was growing like crazy. She's been there pretty much since day one. Awesome tits. Did I mention that?
More later.
Diana Perkovic - Married, great human being, tiny bit demanding- but unflappable. Probably the best taste on the net. Youngest Host.
Shannon Smith - Complete bitch on wheels. Hobbies: drinking and sleeping with skeezy co-workers, hanging out at the St. Pete Alehouse. Total Skank.
Lynn Murphy - Generous, fantastic person. Pretty sure she's not gay. If she is she is way in the closet or maybe bi.
Colleen Lopez - She's not a dude. Man hands aside. WEARS size 8-9 ring which is big for a woman. She's off her rocker, but outsells other hosts 2 to 1.
Kathy Wolf - Married, great person. Huge Noggin - but you knew that. Possibly smarter than any two hosts combined.
Connie Craig - As you know she has a huge bodacious ass, but her heart is almost as big. She is just like her on-air personality.
Callie Northagen - Dumb as a box of rocks. No kidding. Kind of snobby, too. 40s
Mindy McCortney - FREAK - Once married to Tony Little. Totally nice, but I always got the feeling she was going to go apeshit. Heard she's super freaky in bed from this gorilla she used to date from the control room.
Suzanne Runyon - Also extremely bright, manic personality.
Marlo Smith-Tejera - Very bitchy. Got an entire control room fired. But they deserved it. Assholes. Not to be crossed or contradicted.
Bobbi Ray Carter - BIG FAKE BOOBIES and proud of it. She got a huge bonus one year and came back with huge ones. She had a nasty coke habit when the network was growing like crazy. She's been there pretty much since day one. Awesome tits. Did I mention that?
More later.