OT: What not to look for in a man

[Curvigirl]

Guys with trucks with mud flaps sporting shiny silhouettes of buxom cartoonish women.

[Garnet333]

Tattoos, long dirty fingernails, hunting garb, ass cracks, a foul mouth and bad grammar. YUCK!!!!!

[Jasmine46]

Guys wearing NASCAR hats and/or AC/DC t-shirts

[Curvigirl]

Elaborating on tattoos: A tattoo that says "Mom" anywhere below the waist.

[Jasmine46]

A man with a "W04" sticker on his vehicle

[HHIgirl]

A man with a ready baggie of dope.

[Curvigirl]

A man with a parole officer.

[HHIgirl]

A man with a minivan or station wagon. Sign NUMERO UNO he is married!!!

[Jasmine46]

A man who smells like beer and/or cigarettes.

[HHIgirl]

A man who buys his clothes at a feed store.

[beaglelvr]

Sandals and socks (together).

[HHIgirl]

Sansabelt pants, pinkie rings and bad rug!

[beaglelvr]

The "Git-R-Done" bumper sticker and/or magnet adorning his lifted 4 X 4.

[HHIgirl]

Hermtical sealed beer can to hand.

A man that think "jorts" are dressy enough for church.

[Jasmine46]

A man driving a Hummer with or without a gun rack. (sure sign of a small wee-wee)

[B.R.]

Since I have a lot of experience with this topic:

White crew socks pulled up while wearing shorts.
Dirty spot on shirt when meeting for the first time.
Wearing eyeglasses from the 70's
Chewing and spitting tobacco
Hawiian type shirts
Biker boots
Childish behavior
Drinking too much beer
Belching out loud
Singing wrong words to songs


HHIgirl and I have very very high standards in MEN!!!!!

[HHIgirl]

A man with a spitoon anywhere!


By the way..some of these NO NO's are my last beau! Right down the tattoo, NASCAR hat (and t's) and hunting equipment.

[HHIgirl]

Amen to that BR!

Man that lives with his Mother. Not out of neccssity but because he is lazy and UNEMPLOYED!

[B.R.]

WAIT WAIT.........

A man that doesn't drive at the age of 33!!!

What is up with that?? hahahaha

[B.R.]

Hanes t-shirt and old jeans for a Saturday night date!!!

[B.R.]

Peter Brady hairstyle from the 70's.

[HHIgirl]

A man over 25 that still has beer girl posters and his big screen projection TV is the centerpiece of his living room. With cheesy black leather couches, chrome and glass coffee table that has never seen windex much less a paper towel, playboys in the bathroom for all to see and a slobbering dog.

[darlakay]

Where do I begin my list???

Umbilical cord connected to mother
Control freaks
Leisure Suits/polyester shirts
Polyester jeans - trust me, they do exist!!
Wears white socks and black dress shoes to beach
Unable to communicate without talking with mother first for approval

I'm sure I will think of more to contribute to this list!!

[Jasmine46]

Most of these things describe my brother-in-law, except he can't afford to buy a car because he hardly ever has a job. He just became employed by the Corps of Engineers for hurricane cleanup at $8 an hour which his highest wage ever at 45 years old. We're betting he'll last 2 weeks at the most. Mix Slingblade and Forrest Gump together, and that's him. A real catch!

[Curvigirl]

A man who shows up an hour early for a date and offers to bathe your children while you get ready.

[Jasmine46]

A deacon of the church whose leads prayer services daily then goes into his room and looks at pornography for hours! (my mom married one)

[Garnet333]

A man who can decorate a room better than any women you know, knows what the colors chartreuse and periwinkle are, carries a man purse and all his closest friends are female. Chances are he plays for the other team.

[B.R.]

HEY HEY NOW.............

I happen to like a BLACK LEATHER COUCH.......and I am thinking of one right now that I'd like to be sitting on!!!

[Curvigirl]

A man who refers to Condoleezza Rice as "my kind of woman."

[HHIgirl]

I am talking the most odius of all leather couch creations. You know the one. Built in recliners, beer holders, place to hold your remote, the kind of leather
monstrosities that peels and always smells like wet dog.

[Garnet333]

HHIgirl - A Pleather Couch!! LOL

[Jasmine46]

A guy who looks or acts like the character Quagmire on Family Guy! giggidy giggidy

[hellokitty]

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HHIgirl:
A man with a minivan or station wagon. Sign NUMERO UNO he is married!!!
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Just wondering what you all would consider a HONDA CRV...a minivan or SUV?

[HHIgirl]

I have negated such horrific terms from my vocab, it just isn't lady like to utter out loud! LOL

[B.R.]

I am thinking of a contemporary one, expensive, top of the line leather couch!! With a handsome man sitting on it!!! OMG!!! hehehe

[Jasmine46]

I think the CRV is a Mini-SUV! My son-in-law drives one, and I kind of think it's a sensible choice for a guy who is single and not trying to be macho.

[hellokitty]

Any characteristics my ex-boyfriend has...

[Curvigirl]

A man who cheats at miniature golf.

[AussieMrs]

A man who wears a Speedo at the beach (or anywhere else for that matter).

[Novalee]

No to:
Smoking
Foul language
Rudeness
Mentally and/or physically lazy

[beekeeper]

I laughed out loud when I read this thread ... TOO FUNNY ladies! The "W04", "bag-o-dope" and "git-r-done" comments were my faves! The mini-van comment is SOOOO true too!

I can't think of anything I can add to this ... they are all here! Maybe any guy with a bi-level haircut ... sigh ...

I have to say that I don't mind a tattoo, but it has to be the right tattoo, and preferrably not where anybody else can see it ... only me! :-)

[NWGirl]

A man married 26 years, RECENTLY divorced, and "looking for love"...RUN!

[Sparks]

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NWGirl:
A man married 26 years, RECENTLY divorced, and "looking for love"...RUN!
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Hell Yeah!! That one has "midlife crisis" written all over it!!!!

[Rebel_Mom]

A man who can't make any life decision, large or small, without consulting Mom first!