How about QVC hosts with HSN vendors, the best dynamic duo

[plutarca]

I think Jennifer Flavin-Stallone and Lisa Robertson would make a nice pair, they would need a 24 hours marathon and "a make up day proclamation", a contest to determine who talk the fastest and I would invite Mannish Smith to take over when they need a break....

[Linda Lou]

My vote would be for David Venable with that crazy Samy hair guy!

He could, very happily "saminize" David, with of course, Dave doing his googly eyes.

Another dynamic duo could be Pat with Adrienne Arpel doing their best to convice us gullible (they think) shoppers that all that's required to look younger is, no, no, no, not plastic surgery, but laying all that nasty makeup on with a trowel.

One more: Bob Bowersox with the effervesent English guy that hawks Royal Dalton. What a snooze fest that would be...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Linda Lou]

Sorry, I just had one more to sneak in. Patty R. with any of hosts that do those shows with the mega 5lb. box of chocolates.

Can't cha just see her with the chocolate smeared all over her chin, fat little hands just covered in goo, and now, of course, she's talking faster than ever from that sugar high!

She'd hold up the empty candy box, and declare "Me and my beefy thighs highly recommend these.