Tova and Joan rivers.... duke it out.. who wins?

[princess77]

here how i see it,,

tova spraying her perfume as she always does, joan is trying to see tova through the god awful mist... and as joan is waving her arms and hands around just to trying to breath, tova sprays joan in the eyes..

joan says " u b**ch.. ur momma's a h***** bleep, bleep, bleep..
joan picks up one of her big god aweful broaches to poke tova with, but misses and pokes jeanne vice (( the ref.)) in the ass.

as reaction, jeanne get one hell of a goose, jumps and throws arms in air, while her belly hits tova and throws her off balance, knocking joan over. they both fall to the mat. as jean goes down to count them out, she lands on the both of them. her scquins,and button covers get tangled up with joans hideous jewlry.


SOME ONE TAKE IT FROM HERE..........

[Jasmine46]

Oh princess, I just peed myself and have to change. I have no response to that yet!

[princess77]

lmfao................ literally i am dying here.

sorry jas,, next time i'll stick warning sign up wear depends b4 reading..

[AussieMrs]

There ya go! Anybody posting anything remotely funny, please post a DEPENDS ALERT!

[Linda Lou]

As a back-up, Tova could get Ernie as her trainer, have him strategically positioned near Joan, shortly after taking lots and lots of laxative., building up the lethal gases.

Joan's small and short, but she's scrappy. Tova is so ethereal and above it all,she needs Ernie's natural defense system, if ya know what I mean. It's about all he can do really well these days, anyhow.

[Jasmine46]

Ok, now I'm looking like Tammy Faye from laughing so hard I'm crying!

You creative ones out there, get busy with the claymation action figures. I'm gonna go get some Play-dough tomorrow! I'm going to make Patti, Lisa and Sheila.

[hellokitty]

LOL, princess. I'm afraid I'm boring! I like to read this stuff because I can't come up w/it myself!

[princess77]

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Jasmine46:
Ok, now I'm looking like Tammy Faye from laughing so hard I'm crying!

You creative ones out there, get busy with the claymation action figures. I'm gonna go get some Play-dough tomorrow! I'm going to make Patti, Lisa and Sheila.
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lol.. jas.. will start posting, warning signs from now on...

[Jasmine46]

This was so doggone funny. I had to wash my face and change my clothes!

[LA-CAgirl3]

If I hadn't just gone I would have "peed myself, just a little bit". High praise.

[SuperJazz]

In case you may have over looked this!
Depends warning, y'all!
Swallow your beverages before you start reading!

[princess77]

lol.. sorry ... hope u didnt choke.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[princess77]

here jasmine46 re-read til i get back..lol... it will hold u over,or the patti, sheila, lisa,,kick bobs butt one... lol

best i can do for now... bye