noreneol
02-01-2006, 07:57 AM
Here they come- Kelly's getting skinnier by the day! Regis has his sunglasses on...
HOST MINICHAT:Regis wants the Queer Eye guys to see him tomorrow;he asked Kelly if she was all right,she said her dress made
her look "droopy." <Yeah..she WAS looking at herself in the camera! BUSTED!!!!!!!> But Regis said she looks great! They
mentioned the passing of Coretta Scott King; Regis told how once he was on a plane with her but they had to land and get on
another the next day; Regis called Gelman to tell him he couldn't make it and for them to call him back,and he had to wait 20
minutes on hold while they were talking,laughing,ect.Then,finally, "Hey Regis! You OK?" Then they hung up! Regis told Coretta
about it and she got a kick out of it...Kelly and Faith Ford: "Very chatty!" She told a joke about Michael saying "the King"
makes kids go to school..Martin Luther King,that is!LOL! Kelly mentioned a "drinker" on Bachelor who freaked out because she
didn't get a rose from him..ect ect..did an imitation of Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction: "I'm not going to be
IGNORED,Dan!" It was kinda eerie.
Then they're showing video of the old Live office,them moving everything out,the office empty,and a live shot of
the new office! Regis was complaining about the dust..so Gelman got off his perch and gave him a surgeons' mask!
Boring Sports chat..wake me up when he's done! LOL!
Criminals are learning how to cover up their crimes from CSI shows..Kelly watches Courtv and tells Mark, "I could get away
with it." LOL! Regis was trying to get the last word; they are putting cameras all over the restaurants! Why?
Kelly was going on & on about sharks,but Regis interrupted her!
GAME SEGMENT: "Out of Control's February Fantasy game!" : Christine Early from California <who thinks Regis has Richard Gere
hair> picked her destination...and answered the question correctly: What animal is it the year of,in China? Answer: The DOG!
She's going to Paris with 12 other people! Kelly,as usual,says she can go too...hmmm! An audience member no.69 won
a gift certificate to Crabtree!
THEY'RE BACK FROM COMMERCIAL- Kelly looks lovely,too bad she's so thin! :(
GUEST SEGMENT: Benjamin Bratt from the show "E-ring" <which is on tonight>. Regis saw him at the SAG awards! <Regis sure gets
around!> He's talking about an actress he knows,how good she is,I think she won a SAG award! He likes working in New York,
it's been 9 months since he was back! His baby,Mateo,is growing like a weed! He mentioned his character SPAMSPAMSPAM Polish guy who is
now the central figure in the show> he started out as a minor character,but got a SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM..always in different locations!
Scene from the show where they're discussing a kid getting kidnapped,he and the woman go back and forth, SPAMSPAMSPAM contest of wills
it looks like> but at the end,she told him to pack his bags! End of interview.
They are back from commercial break !
GUEST SEGMENT 2: Jeff Probst from the show "Survivor:Panama", <I think SOMEBODY on R&K likes that show!>
He says there is no such thing as exile island,they made it up!Kelly jumps into Regis and Jeff's coversation,and leaning way
forward in Regis' face,listening...What's so xciting about the island? Regis: "I sleep like that every night!" Kelly: "You
better go home,Regis!" <COMMERCIAL>. Then they're back with Jeff saying he wants kids,hoping to marry his g/f of a year and
a half <they met on the show> and showed R&K 2 baby pics of himself,to enter the Beautiful Baby contest! When he mentioned
his g/f, Kelly asked if he dropped her bananas...! Suddenly Gelman took a commercial break! Hmmmmm.....Kelly was
protesting..loudly! When they came back,END of interview.
GUEST SEGMENT3: Carley Roney with Weddings 4 Less- Secrets Revealed! She shows R & K a lot of stuff...about the
reception..It's all about color <lots of purple> custom linens are very hot right now;also flowers,nice little
gifts on the tables,2 napkins for each course,monograms on the floor,chandeliers,tables have names,not numbers!
Then she compared- a 2500 table and a 300 dollar table! Nice....After commercial break,they're back with some nice
cakes,champagne,standard hotel place settings all dressed up..THEN...they adjourn to the party lounge! They all
sit down with their fake champagne,the music starts,so naturally Kelly had to mug her ass for the camera and Regis had to
plug his new album! God! The whole show seems like one big commercial to them!
THE END
HOST MINICHAT:Regis wants the Queer Eye guys to see him tomorrow;he asked Kelly if she was all right,she said her dress made
her look "droopy." <Yeah..she WAS looking at herself in the camera! BUSTED!!!!!!!> But Regis said she looks great! They
mentioned the passing of Coretta Scott King; Regis told how once he was on a plane with her but they had to land and get on
another the next day; Regis called Gelman to tell him he couldn't make it and for them to call him back,and he had to wait 20
minutes on hold while they were talking,laughing,ect.Then,finally, "Hey Regis! You OK?" Then they hung up! Regis told Coretta
about it and she got a kick out of it...Kelly and Faith Ford: "Very chatty!" She told a joke about Michael saying "the King"
makes kids go to school..Martin Luther King,that is!LOL! Kelly mentioned a "drinker" on Bachelor who freaked out because she
didn't get a rose from him..ect ect..did an imitation of Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction: "I'm not going to be
IGNORED,Dan!" It was kinda eerie.
Then they're showing video of the old Live office,them moving everything out,the office empty,and a live shot of
the new office! Regis was complaining about the dust..so Gelman got off his perch and gave him a surgeons' mask!
Boring Sports chat..wake me up when he's done! LOL!
Criminals are learning how to cover up their crimes from CSI shows..Kelly watches Courtv and tells Mark, "I could get away
with it." LOL! Regis was trying to get the last word; they are putting cameras all over the restaurants! Why?
Kelly was going on & on about sharks,but Regis interrupted her!
GAME SEGMENT: "Out of Control's February Fantasy game!" : Christine Early from California <who thinks Regis has Richard Gere
hair> picked her destination...and answered the question correctly: What animal is it the year of,in China? Answer: The DOG!
She's going to Paris with 12 other people! Kelly,as usual,says she can go too...hmmm! An audience member no.69 won
a gift certificate to Crabtree!
THEY'RE BACK FROM COMMERCIAL- Kelly looks lovely,too bad she's so thin! :(
GUEST SEGMENT: Benjamin Bratt from the show "E-ring" <which is on tonight>. Regis saw him at the SAG awards! <Regis sure gets
around!> He's talking about an actress he knows,how good she is,I think she won a SAG award! He likes working in New York,
it's been 9 months since he was back! His baby,Mateo,is growing like a weed! He mentioned his character SPAMSPAMSPAM Polish guy who is
now the central figure in the show> he started out as a minor character,but got a SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM..always in different locations!
Scene from the show where they're discussing a kid getting kidnapped,he and the woman go back and forth, SPAMSPAMSPAM contest of wills
it looks like> but at the end,she told him to pack his bags! End of interview.
They are back from commercial break !
GUEST SEGMENT 2: Jeff Probst from the show "Survivor:Panama", <I think SOMEBODY on R&K likes that show!>
He says there is no such thing as exile island,they made it up!Kelly jumps into Regis and Jeff's coversation,and leaning way
forward in Regis' face,listening...What's so xciting about the island? Regis: "I sleep like that every night!" Kelly: "You
better go home,Regis!" <COMMERCIAL>. Then they're back with Jeff saying he wants kids,hoping to marry his g/f of a year and
a half <they met on the show> and showed R&K 2 baby pics of himself,to enter the Beautiful Baby contest! When he mentioned
his g/f, Kelly asked if he dropped her bananas...! Suddenly Gelman took a commercial break! Hmmmmm.....Kelly was
protesting..loudly! When they came back,END of interview.
GUEST SEGMENT3: Carley Roney with Weddings 4 Less- Secrets Revealed! She shows R & K a lot of stuff...about the
reception..It's all about color <lots of purple> custom linens are very hot right now;also flowers,nice little
gifts on the tables,2 napkins for each course,monograms on the floor,chandeliers,tables have names,not numbers!
Then she compared- a 2500 table and a 300 dollar table! Nice....After commercial break,they're back with some nice
cakes,champagne,standard hotel place settings all dressed up..THEN...they adjourn to the party lounge! They all
sit down with their fake champagne,the music starts,so naturally Kelly had to mug her ass for the camera and Regis had to
plug his new album! God! The whole show seems like one big commercial to them!
THE END