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02-02-2006, 10:38 AM
There they are...R & K!! Kelly looks very nice today,nice dress,hair curled and dyed,very pretty! Now,Kel- PLEASE gain some weight back!:(
HOST MINICHAT: It was Joy's bday last night and Regis gave her a thick gold bracelet with diamonds on it & they went out to dinner with Barry Glazer <the guy that produces Tony Danza's show> and Barry gave Joy something from Victoria's Secret! Regis is jealous! He didn't say what it was...Then Regis was drinking something called a "cosmopolitan," and Joy was drinking martinis or something..Kelly says the Cosmo is a woman's drink! And starts advising Regis on what kind of drinks to order..LOL.
Today is Groundhog Day,there are 4 groundhogs in the U.S.,2 didn't see their shadow,the other 2,not yet! Regis asked Gelman about their shadows and Gelman didn't really know, so Regis said, "YOU-wrong about something?" playfully arguing...O well,we'll see.
NEWS: Some Columbian JERKS are slitting puppies' stomachs open and putting drugs in them to smuggle into the U.S.!!! CALL PETA!!!! <I imagine they're on it already as we speak..GET 'EM!!!!>
Boring sports chat,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
A little debate about guacamole being fattening <who cares? Kelly,that's who> There's a picture of Matthew M. on the beach with Penelope Cruz,taking it easy..Regis was making sex jokes..Kelly asked him did he get "a little happiness" last night?
HE says, "Is that what you call it?" and she's like,No...nuts!:) They're talking about clothes,what Kelly wore when she got married,ect. Regis is going to The View today-it's there 2000th show! Congrats!
GAME SEGMENT: O.O.C. February Fantasy game: Laurie Newman from Midland,Ga, a housewife with a 4-month-old and a doctor husband in the military <luckily,in the U.S.A.> picked Italy as her destination and answered the question correctly: What friend of B.Bratt's won a SAG award? Answer :S. Epatha Merkkersson! So she's going with 9 other people..Have fun,Laurie!
An audience member no.106 won 9 pieces of luggage!
GUEST CHAT: Bette Midler <who has a new CD/DVD out where she's talking about Peggy Lee and singing about her with Lee herself and her daughter..there are videos AND music on it!> Regis was at Bette's surprise bday party,her hubby worked his butt off to plan it,and gave her a cake at the end of it shaped like a ham! They are talking about getting married in Las SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM...
Cpommercial break,then they come back and Bette sang a song from the Cd called "I'm a Woman"..Sounded pretty good,but near the end she sounded like the CD was skipping!:) Still,it was cool...
Commercial break...
GUEST SEGMENT 2: the Fab five from Queer Eye <which is on it's 3rd season on Bravo starting next week> it was cool..all 5 guys lined up on the stage! Regis put his sunglasses on and the other guy did too..They said regis looked like the Terminator- Reginator!nuts!:) anyway,one guy ,K.D.,is in training to be a yoga instructor,one guy is doing a triatholon,
and 1 guy says they're doing different things with the show now,Las SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM,weddings,ect...1 guy is working on an album and another has a book out!Hard to hear because they were all talking at once,but it was cool! Clip of them from the show
on a tour of the Bronx Zoo,all different animals,way cool!:) Regis asked them to take a look at his dressing room and the agreedLive shot of it..he's a packrat! But I saw a pic of Dean martin...very nice!
Commercial break..then they're back with Carlie Roney again for Weddings for Less, Secrets Revealed! All differents wedding dresses....from Jcrew,only 195$,2.1 from Nordstom,only 299$,andother from David's Bridal,only 499$,another from Amy Michaelson,and was 500$..commercial..then,they're back! What's on Ebay? DRESSES! You can find them on the Internet <but don't tell R&K that!LOL!> Another dress,hand embroidered,VERY nice! only 1100 dollars,NOT 5 or 6000! Another from Ann Taylor,only 178 dollars,again, Jcrew,a dress only 400 dollars! They're all in the "NOT"? magazine on newsstands now!
commercial again..back with The Fab Five going thru Regis' closet in his dressing room..they found a dress! LOL! His room looks like the Unabomber's closet! They need a wheelbarrow to carry all the stuff away! O well..
Tomorrow...Honeymoons <Kelly don't have a nuclear meltdown> and Geraldo!
THE END
HOST MINICHAT: It was Joy's bday last night and Regis gave her a thick gold bracelet with diamonds on it & they went out to dinner with Barry Glazer <the guy that produces Tony Danza's show> and Barry gave Joy something from Victoria's Secret! Regis is jealous! He didn't say what it was...Then Regis was drinking something called a "cosmopolitan," and Joy was drinking martinis or something..Kelly says the Cosmo is a woman's drink! And starts advising Regis on what kind of drinks to order..LOL.
Today is Groundhog Day,there are 4 groundhogs in the U.S.,2 didn't see their shadow,the other 2,not yet! Regis asked Gelman about their shadows and Gelman didn't really know, so Regis said, "YOU-wrong about something?" playfully arguing...O well,we'll see.
NEWS: Some Columbian JERKS are slitting puppies' stomachs open and putting drugs in them to smuggle into the U.S.!!! CALL PETA!!!! <I imagine they're on it already as we speak..GET 'EM!!!!>
Boring sports chat,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
A little debate about guacamole being fattening <who cares? Kelly,that's who> There's a picture of Matthew M. on the beach with Penelope Cruz,taking it easy..Regis was making sex jokes..Kelly asked him did he get "a little happiness" last night?
HE says, "Is that what you call it?" and she's like,No...nuts!:) They're talking about clothes,what Kelly wore when she got married,ect. Regis is going to The View today-it's there 2000th show! Congrats!
GAME SEGMENT: O.O.C. February Fantasy game: Laurie Newman from Midland,Ga, a housewife with a 4-month-old and a doctor husband in the military <luckily,in the U.S.A.> picked Italy as her destination and answered the question correctly: What friend of B.Bratt's won a SAG award? Answer :S. Epatha Merkkersson! So she's going with 9 other people..Have fun,Laurie!
An audience member no.106 won 9 pieces of luggage!
GUEST CHAT: Bette Midler <who has a new CD/DVD out where she's talking about Peggy Lee and singing about her with Lee herself and her daughter..there are videos AND music on it!> Regis was at Bette's surprise bday party,her hubby worked his butt off to plan it,and gave her a cake at the end of it shaped like a ham! They are talking about getting married in Las SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM...
Cpommercial break,then they come back and Bette sang a song from the Cd called "I'm a Woman"..Sounded pretty good,but near the end she sounded like the CD was skipping!:) Still,it was cool...
Commercial break...
GUEST SEGMENT 2: the Fab five from Queer Eye <which is on it's 3rd season on Bravo starting next week> it was cool..all 5 guys lined up on the stage! Regis put his sunglasses on and the other guy did too..They said regis looked like the Terminator- Reginator!nuts!:) anyway,one guy ,K.D.,is in training to be a yoga instructor,one guy is doing a triatholon,
and 1 guy says they're doing different things with the show now,Las SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM,weddings,ect...1 guy is working on an album and another has a book out!Hard to hear because they were all talking at once,but it was cool! Clip of them from the show
on a tour of the Bronx Zoo,all different animals,way cool!:) Regis asked them to take a look at his dressing room and the agreedLive shot of it..he's a packrat! But I saw a pic of Dean martin...very nice!
Commercial break..then they're back with Carlie Roney again for Weddings for Less, Secrets Revealed! All differents wedding dresses....from Jcrew,only 195$,2.1 from Nordstom,only 299$,andother from David's Bridal,only 499$,another from Amy Michaelson,and was 500$..commercial..then,they're back! What's on Ebay? DRESSES! You can find them on the Internet <but don't tell R&K that!LOL!> Another dress,hand embroidered,VERY nice! only 1100 dollars,NOT 5 or 6000! Another from Ann Taylor,only 178 dollars,again, Jcrew,a dress only 400 dollars! They're all in the "NOT"? magazine on newsstands now!
commercial again..back with The Fab Five going thru Regis' closet in his dressing room..they found a dress! LOL! His room looks like the Unabomber's closet! They need a wheelbarrow to carry all the stuff away! O well..
Tomorrow...Honeymoons <Kelly don't have a nuclear meltdown> and Geraldo!
THE END