TVTalkShows.com Regis & Kelly Mon 2/6/06 "AS I SEE IT"

[pattyvic]

MONDAYS HOST CHAT: Regis brought out the "terrible towel" have no idea what that meant. I guess it means something in "football" language.

(oops something fell)

Regis mentioned the "1/2 Time" at the SuperBowl and that he couldn't understand a thing Mick was sining.......well I couldn't either. He was awful.
Kelly did her "Mick Jagger" impersonation. Regis couldn't believe he did such gyrations(sp).........

(Steelers win)

Regis spent the week-end in Florida at Marlo Largo with the "Trumpster" Seeing that it rained on Saturday he and Joy went shopping, they also went to another house on the water that "The Donald" had bought and remolded it's for sale for $120. Million.

( doesn't Kelly sound like a parrot she repeats everything Regis says)

(Joy doesn't like to be rushed)

Kelly had a great week-end too......oh wait I'm not finished with mine says Regis. Loved it.

Seems the Ripa's Mr & Mrs went out on a date Friday night to the new "Maury Motto" restaurant (sp). where they even have heated toilet seats. They ate an " 8 Course" picky thing,and then went home.When getting to the place she says "Philbins" table for 2.

Regis and Joy also went out to dinner Saturday night in Florida they meet some people that Kelly knows .

Saturday the Ripa's all went skating at the "Trump Rink" in Central Park......well upon getting on the ice it started to rain and it took them an hour to get off the rink.........seems you can only leave when the man with the "whistle" says so


Neither one of those stories was believeable at all.

(Everybody goes to Florida...".New York South")

ROSE ANN BARR: well what do I say, dressed in her pink and black cowgirl outfit with her poddle skirt. Since when do cowgirls wear "poodle" skirts... She has a new childs CD out called "Rockin with Rose Ann.She is a grandma twice now. She loves to be an interferring Mother-In-Law and is proud to be one.

ROSE ANN WILL SING AFTER THE BREAK..........Everbody step back from your TVs.
"Down on the Donut Farm" what a cute song, what a fool she looked like but that's not the first time is it.?????????????? Just when you think she couldn't go any lower.......ooops there she is.

TIA CARRERA: was "danced" off the show last week. Regis couldn't believe George Hamilton was still on. Max her partner was standing off stage and got reconized.
They trained everyday, day after day, 5-6 hours a day plus "pumpimg"

PUMPING????? PUMPING???? WHAT'S PUMPING.?????????? tell ya later Regis.

WEDDING COUPLE WEEK: begins, the couple will be married on Friday's Show. The couple are from Mississippi and they were completley wiped out by "Katrina" they lost everything they owned as well as the Church they were to married in, the Reception Hall etc.It was truly a sad story and very touching.

RATING: **.

[llllissaa]

oh, patty, I can't stop laughing, as usual. :)

<<<<<ROSE ANN WILL SING AFTER THE BREAK..........Everbody step back from your TVs.
"Down on the Donut Farm" what a cute song, what a fool she looked like but that's not the first time is it.?????????????? Just when you think she couldn't go any lower.......ooops there she is. >>>>>

I wonder if that was the outfit I saw her wearing in a magazine.....on my gosh she looked ridiculous...... lol. She can be fun, though.

[Danielle]

LOL P.V.
can I add? I don't think a braless halter is the best choice for a nursing mom..

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I was just wondering if they showed any of the baby pictures this morning (superbowl coverage was on here, Pittsburgh) and if not when will they start showing them? I thought the last time they showed a few a week or so before the contest. TIA

P.S. The Terrible Towel is what we wave to cheer on our SUPER BOWL XL CHAMPION PITTSBURGH STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOO HOOOO

[guest16]

lisac...can't stop laughing as usual? Wow, doesn't take much to tickle your funny bone. These recaps are horrible. Thank God I watched the show so I knew what you were TRYING to say.

[PK...]

No baby pics this morning... Regis had much too much weekend to talk about...

They have been showing a few right along, though... They may be concentrating on the Friday wedding this week...

Can you describe the one you sent so we might watch for it?

;0))

PK

[Hey]

Guest16---if you don't like Pattyvic's recaps, here's a suggestion: DON'T READ THEM! They are funny and enjoyable to most of us. Why don't you take the broomstick out of your a$$ and lighten up a bit.

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PK...:
No baby pics this morning... Regis had much too much weekend to talk about...

They have been showing a few right along, though... They may be concentrating on the Friday wedding this week...

Can you describe the one you sent so we might watch for it?

;0))

PK
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It's my little guy he's wearing a Black Steelers jersey with the number 82 on it but hes holding a ball thats covering most of the 8. He has black pants on and hes wearing a Steelers hat. His name is Scott

[PK...]

And why don't you, AOL Troll "Hey", allow guest 16 the same free speech you claim for yourself...

And, btw, I think your assessment that "most" of "us" enjoy them is incorrect... Some, and perhaps "many", but certainly not "most"... Unless you are willing to qualify your statement by saying "most of us 'Kelly Bashers'".... That I would certainly not disagree with!

To me it sounds as if PV is writing the reviews only for bashers who have already seen the show, so that she can get an attaboy... Many of her comments are completely cryptic unless you have watched through her particular filter...

That's fine with me, but since she is getting paid for recapping, she is also open to criticism - just as Kelly is for being "paid" to entertain...

So perhaps, it is "you" who should remove the broomstick and lighten up...

For the record, I think Regis hogged the whole chat... Even after he got all the way to Sunday, he still interupted Kelly and went back to Saturday...

That PV doesn't believe any of Kelly's stories, is her problem... Personally, I don't believe that the whole stage crew gets winded just carrying the tiny flag out each morning (just one example)... It doesn't make his stories any less entertaining to me...

But as "many" here think (possibly, "most)... When PV slams the show, we know it will be a good one...

;0))

PK

[LOLOL]

Why does it not surprise me that FOB (fat old broad) would be right there to type a reply to my post? lol Well, at least it gave you something to do for a few minutes. It's okay--you can go back to skinning your varmints now. ;-)

And FYI, I haven't even watched the damn show yet today. But it doesn't mean I still can't have a good laugh at Pattyvic's recap. You'll have to excuse some of us for seeing the humor in things. I don't mind Kelly as a co-host but I sure don't worship her the way some of you do. Get a grip.

[Hmmm!]

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Why does it not surprise me that FOB (fat old broad) would be right there to type a reply to my post? lol Well, at least it gave you something to do for a few minutes. It's okay--you can go back to skinning your varmints now. ;-)

And FYI, I haven't even watched the damn show yet today. But it doesn't mean I still can't have a good laugh at Pattyvic's recap. You'll have to excuse some of us for seeing the humor in things. I don't mind Kelly as a co-host but I sure don't worship her the way some of you do. Get a grip.
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Sounds like you need to get a grip. PV is definitely biased against Kelly and it shows in evey review she does. I really would like to see unbiased reviews but sure as hell won't get them here. I agree with PK in that you have to see the show to get the real story not some made up garbage from a Kelly disser. So why don't you go back to kissing someone's backside unless your lips are still chapped from the last time.

[PK...]

LOLOL....

Hey, DipStick...

You don't want replies, don't post...

Apparently my post hit a nerve, and you evidently have no comeback that any elementary school child (of my generation) couldn't improve on (though, surely, they would not have included the profanity)...

;0))

PK laughing loudly at tongue-tied AOL Troll

[MelissaC]

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PK...:
But as "many" here think (possibly, "most)... When PV slams the show, we know it will be a good one...

;0))

PK
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You're right about that. After PV makes her nasty, snarky remarks about anything Kelly says or does, I know it must be a great show that day.

[Sydney]

I have to give the review a rating of negative 50. This review was so far off of what the show did entertainment wise today. I think the person posting recaps and making money off of the show should watch it a few more times before posting a review. Because the owner of this board is definitly not getting his money worth here.

Show was great. Thought it was funny and even Roseanne was funny. I think that it is neat that she is trying different things even if she can't sing. I can think of a few people who can't sing and go out and perform and I can think of a few people who can't write recaps and still do it.

[If you]

don't like PV's recap, don't read her thread.

[Danielle]

I like Kelly for the most part, and I still find PV's recaps hysterical..I mean it's for tvt's not the New York Times or something :)

Their funny as hell to me anyway...

[PK...]

As is your right...

Humor is completely subjective... Otherwise there would be one comedian, only...

;0))

PK

[Danielle]

Exactly..and I must add some jabs taken at Regis here also make me laugh.

[PK...]

Hah...

But THEY are funny... <PaDumpBump>

LOL, just kidding...

;0))

PK

[itzg...]

Great job once again patty!

You do so have a way with words and your humor is laugh-out-loud-funny. Your 'Maury Motto' line was priceless . . . . I'm still laughing :)

. . . . . "Iron Chef Maury Motto". . . . . Today's secret ingredient. . . ."Matzoh!". . . . . . .

[LOLOL]

<<<<But THEY are funny... <PaDumpBump>>>>

Not nearly as funny as your silly little posts, FOB.

BTW, back in your day there was no such thing as an elementary school---just a one room schoolhouse way out in the backwoods somewhere. Is that where you learned how to skin them thar varmints? Wait a minute, what do I hear? Is that the pitter patter of little feet scurrying across your kitchen floor? lol If you hurry up, you still have time to prepare it for tonight's supper. ;-)

[Hmmm!]

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<<<<But THEY are funny... <PaDumpBump>>>>

Not nearly as funny as your silly little posts, FOB.

BTW, back in your day there was no such thing as an elementary school---just a one room schoolhouse way out in the backwoods somewhere. Is that where you learned how to skin them thar varmints? Wait a minute, what do I hear? Is that the pitter patter of little feet scurrying across your kitchen floor? lol If you hurry up, you still have time to prepare it for tonight's supper. ;-)
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Ooops! She missed it because you got to it first.

[PK...]

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LOLOL:
<<<<But THEY are funny... <PaDumpBump>>>>

Not nearly as funny as your silly little posts, FOB.
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LOL... Evidently I "Gotcha" again... Poor baby...

Don't you have anything else to do but sit here and rag on me? I surely thought "YOU" had a life... Or so you have claimed time and time again...

Yet, here you are, hanging on my every word and wracking what, in your case, passes for a brain to come up with some "zingers"...

Guess what... Go back to school - if they will have you - cause what you got "ain't" working, pathetic little twit that you are...

;0))

PK

[Danielle]

and the most important point..PV..has titled her recaps "as she see's it"

HI G:)

[itzg...]

Hi dani :)

<SPAMSPAMSPAMnd the most important point..PV..has titled her recaps "as she see's it">>

Don't know why it's so hard for some folk to understand that concept; it's really not hard, lol.

[PK...]

And other posts are clearly contradicting "her vision"... As is their right...

Don't know why it's so hard for (other) "folk" to understand that concept; it's really not hard, lol.

;0))

PK

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LOLOL:
<<<<But THEY are funny... <PaDumpBump>>>>

Not nearly as funny as your silly little posts, FOB.
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LOL... Evidently I "Gotcha" again... Poor baby...

Don't you have anything else to do but sit here and rag on me? I surely thought "YOU" had a life... Or so you have claimed time and time again...

Yet, here you are, hanging on my every word and wracking what, in your case, passes for a brain to come up with some "zingers"...

Guess what... Go back to school - if they will have you - cause what you got "ain't" working, pathetic little twit that you are...

;0))

PK
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What a hateful old witch you are.

<<<back in your day there was no such thing as an elementary school---just a one room schoolhouse way out in the backwoods somewhere>>>

LOLOL! That was a great "zinger"! Certainly better than anything your feeble, Kelly obsessed mind could ever come up with.

[PK...]

LOLOL.....

You really think so, troll??? (must have gotcha again - big time!)

So now you are relegated to repeating your pathetic excuse of a zinger... How sad for you that someone who, according to you, was schooled in "just a one room schoolhouse way out in the backwoods somewhere", has a vocabulary you can't even pretend to understand... (If you need definitions, just ask...)

If things go according to pattern, next you will be spewing obscenities for lack of same actual vocabulary...

I rest my case....

;0))

PK

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Kelly just loves to make up stories because she has nothing else to contribute. Now, I have been to Rockfeller Center to the ice skating rink many times and no way in hell would it take one hour to get off that small skating rink. She and her children must have looked like complete fools on the ice since none of them have ever been on skates before. If you have ever been on the Rink you know she is so full of it.
Oh, by the way she ate so much at the restaurant she had to unbutton her pants. What a laugh. Did anyone notice her horrible bony legs this morning?

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The original post wasn't mine, you delusional old hag.

<<SPAMSPAMSPAM vocabulary you can't even pretend to understand... (If you need definitions, just ask...)>>>

LOLOLOL! That'll be the day. For someone with such a wonderful alleged vocabulary, your spelling is atrocious. The board is littered with your spelling errors.

Go back to your Kelly obsessing/fantasizing. What a nut.

[suzanne]

In reply to #29 - they weren't at Rockefeller Center Ice Rink ... they were at Trump's in Central Park (formerly Wollman's) ...

[PK...]

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The original post wasn't mine, you delusional old hag.

<<SPAMSPAMSPAM vocabulary you can't even pretend to understand... (If you need definitions, just ask...)>>>

LOLOLOL! That'll be the day. For someone with such a wonderful alleged vocabulary, your spelling is atrocious. The board is littered with your spelling errors.

Go back to your Kelly obsessing/fantasizing. What a nut.
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Hmmm... Perhaps your reading comprehension needs some remedial work, as well as your vocabulary... Nowhere did I say you wrote the original post, nor did I comment on your spelling... NOR did I comment on PVs vocabulary or spelling, but apparently you think she is dreadfully lacking...

Resorting to name calling and profanities during an argument is associated with lack of a better vocabulary... That you think your so called "zingers" were "good" is yet another indication.... And that you think they were "insults" at all, certainly shows your character...

;0))

PK