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06-04-2006, 10:24 PM
Subject: Fw: drinking rules
Florida Drinking Rule
> > A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
> >glass in the air, pulls
> >out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He
> >says, "In Mexico our
> >glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the
> >same glass twice."
> > An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
> >beer, throws his glass
> >into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass
> >to pieces. He says,
> >"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
> >don't need to drink
> >out of the same glass twice either.
> > The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her
> >beer and drinks it,
> >throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and
> >shoots the Mexican and
> >the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, " In
> >America we have so many
> >illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink
> >with the same ones
> >twice.
> >God Bless America!
Florida Drinking Rule
> > A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
> >glass in the air, pulls
> >out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He
> >says, "In Mexico our
> >glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the
> >same glass twice."
> > An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
> >beer, throws his glass
> >into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass
> >to pieces. He says,
> >"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
> >don't need to drink
> >out of the same glass twice either.
> > The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her
> >beer and drinks it,
> >throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and
> >shoots the Mexican and
> >the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, " In
> >America we have so many
> >illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink
> >with the same ones
> >twice.
> >God Bless America!