Britney files for divorce! Oh, my!

[pandagirl]

I thought we could all use a brief break from the real news today. She is a ridiculous train wreck, isn't she?

This is from TMZ.com

Britney Spears has filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline.

Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."

Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.

Documents to follow.

[beekeeper]

You beat me Panda! I posted on the chit/chat board, with info to come soon. DANG IT! lol

Anybody shocked?!? lol ...

[missitaly]

Finally! I just feel bad for the two kids involved.

[pandagirl]

My feeling is "finally", too! And, hey, bee, it's not often I'm first with anything so I'll just enjoy the moment, hmm?

[beekeeper]

I wanted to say finally, but was scared I'd get beat up.

FINALLY! Britney does the right thing! I haven't felt this good about a divorce since Whitney gave Bobby the boot!

[HHIgirl]

Bee, I feel the same way. Maybe now she can meet a nice guy that will treat her and the kids right.

Everyone deserves true love.....

[beekeeper]

Even Michael Jackson?!? Just kidding ...

[HHIgirl]

Darn it! There goes my iced-tea! LMBO!!!!!

[Rowan]

To bad the Manny moved on to greener pastures........

[Garnet333]

Thanks for posting Pandagirl

This news comes as no surprise to anyone. I have one question. Britney, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG????

[missitaly]

I think Kevin was a rebound from Justin Timberlake, and I also highly doubt Kevin even loved Britney. He used her to further his no talent career.

[Hershey]

I think someone should fix him up with Heather Mills. They seem to have a lot in common - golddigging!

[missitaly]

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Hershey:
I think someone should fix him up with Heather Mills. They seem to have a lot in common - golddigging!
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I totally agree, Hershey! I never got the love vibe whenever I saw Britney and Kevin together. I did read that Britney has a good pre-nup. She was at least smart enough to do that.

[Acura]

What took her so long! My sister emailed some pictures of Whitney at a event recently, she looked fabulous. Amazing what getting rid of 160 pds. of dead weight will do for you.

[Hershey]

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missitaly:
I did read that Britney has a good pre-nup. She was at least smart enough to do that.
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That's a lot smarter than that starry-eyed romantic Sir Paul.
I loved the article I read that called him a twit for not having a pre-nup. Yep.

Still, I'm sure Federline loved the lavish lifestyle he lived while with Britney. And he's bound to get lots of money, even with a prenup.

[Nautical Pineapple]

I think Britney will probably turn out alright now that she's unloaded him but I think he's history in the rap world. A shame for those children though, now he's has four children who will be confused.

[beekeeper]

Let's hope that having 2 kids will smarten her up!

Hershey, you're probably right ... I'm sure he'll still end up with a nice bank account, slimeball ... :-(

[Hershey]

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Nautical Pineapple:
I think Britney will probably turn out alright now that she's unloaded him but I think he's history in the rap world. A shame for those children though, now he's has four children who will be confused.
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NP, he can't be history in the rap world. He was never anything to begin with LOL. His CD didn't sell diddly squat, did it?

Bee, yeah, I'm sure he'll get a tidy sum. After all, I'm sure he didn't sign a pre-nup to get zero if they broke up.

[sam king cat]

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I did read that Britney has a good pre-nup. She was at least smart enough to do that.
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That's a lot smarter than that starry-eyed romantic Sir Paul.
I loved the article I read that called him a twit for not having a pre-nup. Yep.

Still, I'm sure Federline loved the lavish lifestyle he lived while with Britney. And he's bound to get lots of money, even with a prenup.
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Paparazzi hounds bothered Sir Paul ... so much...that he had his car pulled over in NJ and got out shouting at them to leave him alone....

[Hershey]

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sam king cat:

Paparazzi hounds bothered Sir Paul ... so much...that he had his car pulled over in NJ and got out shouting at them to leave him alone....
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I saw that clip on Entertainment Tonight. Sir Paul looked goooooooood.

[Rowan]

I guess we can start calling Kevin Federline "FedEx"..............

[J.R.]

Well, I guess this means....

...Whoops!, she did it again!!!

[J.R.]

(Italy)

I think Kevin was a rebound from Justin Timberlake..

(J.R.)

She was married after Justin which was annulled.

(NP)

..but I think he's history in the rap world.

(J.R.)

Being a thug who divorced Britney might help in the rap world.

If you hadn't heard...

Federline is now appearing on WWE Wrestling. I thought it was for one appearance, but he reappeared in the most recent pay per view and interferred in a championship match costing the good guy the title.

WWE Superstar has challenged John Cena has challenged him to a match.

I hope Kevin has paid his SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM premiums. :)

[sam king cat]

You surely mean ... you hope that Britt paid ....KF ... doesn't pay for anything.

[Hershey]

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Rowan:
I guess we can start calling Kevin Federline "FedEx"..............
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ROTFLMAO! Good one, Rowan!

[sam king cat]

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Rowan:
I guess we can start calling Kevin Federline "FedEx"..............
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ROTFLMAO! Good one, Rowan!
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ditto.....!!

[Danielle]

(J.R.)

Being a thug who divorced Britney might help in the rap world.



Actually she filed for the divorce, so it would be the thug Britney divorced. Glad to help out :)

[Curvigirl]

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Rowan:
I guess we can start calling Kevin Federline "FedEx"..............
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ROTFLMAO! Good one, Rowan!
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ditto.....!!
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Double ditto!!!

At least this marriage lasted longer than the last one; who knows, at this rate she may manage to make it to a second anniversary by the time she's in her thirties.

[Rebel_Mom]

I never through she was the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree anyway. I wonder what he did to finally make her pull the plug...

[Curvigirl]

Maybe he's the one who pulled the plug? Literally. (Blecch!)

Isn't his average two kids per bimbo? He's movin' on...

[kitten4762]

I'm glad she finally wised up but I have to say ...if you knowingly marry some guy who left his pregnant girlfriend to be with you...you make your own misery.

[sam king cat]

What's the saying .... "misery loves company" ?

[amber]

well maybe now she can come up with some good music for a change...seeing her albums and singles have all tanked over the last few years.

[Barbi]

Anyone who didn't see this coming raise your hand.......

[Novalee]

Rowan doesn't say alot, but she always makes it count. That was definitely one of your best. lol

[Hellfire]

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kitten4762:
I'm glad she finally wised up but I have to say ...if you knowingly marry some guy who left his pregnant girlfriend to be with you...you make your own misery.
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Yep, I so agree.

and

Barbi, that made me giggle:)

[beekeeper]

I'm with Kitty and Hellfire on this one ... well said kitty!

Perezhilton.com has SO MUCH stuff on this, calling him Fedex, and everything! Too funny! I guess they have it on tape when he first got the news ...
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kitten4762: I'm glad she finally wised up but I have to say ...if you knowingly marry some guy who left his pregnant girlfriend to be with you...you make your own misery.

[kitten4762]

How many people think that he'll try to go back to his ex girlfriend and baby mama Shar? I hope she doesn't take that POS back after what he did to her.

[Hershey]

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How many people think that he'll try to go back to his ex girlfriend and baby mama Shar? I hope she doesn't take that POS back after what he did to her.
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I don't think he'll want to go back to her. He's used to the high life now, and she isn't wealthy enough or famous enough for him. He has no use for her IMO.

[elmo]

I agree that Britney should have seen this coming. He left his pregnant girlfriend for her MONEY. I think that's it in a nutshell. He was seeing dollar signs if he married Britney. I don't know what she saw in him. I feel bad for the kids too.

[Curvigirl]

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How many people think that he'll try to go back to his ex girlfriend and baby mama Shar? I hope she doesn't take that POS back after what he did to her.
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I don't think he'll want to go back to her. He's used to the high life now, and she isn't wealthy enough or famous enough for him. He has no use for her IMO.
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But having seen his performance in the recent CSI episode, there's no question he has the potential in his own right for a successful show business career...

in community theater...

as a ticket-taker.

[sam king cat]

lol ! ... that's too funny CG !

[cntrlphx24]

hallelujah!!!!!!!!! about time she left that looser. he's so ugly, and can't sing/rap/act for shit. stupid white boy thinking he's black wtf is that about. hope she finds someone better. oh and for the record he only became wealthy because of her. he's a bum

[sniffles]

Brit is better off, just hope she can keep full custody of the children, for "IF" she wants to she can retire and be a full time mom!
Only one probem the "Media" will not back off and let her live and have privacy!