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forensicat
06-28-2007, 02:24 PM
The Jonathan Money Clip
The Jonathan Cash and Credit Cards
The Jonathan discreet hand mirror for chacking his angles.
The Jonathan daily affirmation: "Jesus loves you, but he loves me more"
The Jonathan cell phone, replete with celebrity numbers including Siegfried and Roy, Marie Osmond, and Gloria Vanderbilt.
The Jonathan Idea Book, used for recording other magnificent ideas for products.
500 wallet size copies of the Jonathan portrait for autographing
45 sensitive condoms for personal reasons not related to his marriage.
Vidal Sassoon's original rat-tail comb.
A cassette of Jonathan reflecting on Jonathan's talents and superiority.
A copy of Nick Chavez's REAL driver's license...just in case Nick wants to rumble. Jonathan KNEW Nick was over 50, but Nick is a big fat liar.
Curvigirl
06-28-2007, 03:35 PM
I haven't seen his show, so I'm going to say the $20 bill he needs to give me to get me to tune in.

(P.S. He doesn't have Florence Henderson in that cell phone?)
forensicat
06-28-2007, 03:40 PM
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Curvigirl:
I haven't seen his show, so I'm going to say the $20 bill he needs to give me to get me to tune in.

(P.S. He doesn't have Florence Henderson in that cell phone?)
www.tvtalkshows.com/board/showpost.php?p=1666208
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Linda Lou
06-28-2007, 03:40 PM
Miss Aunt Cathy, you would'nt be trying to say that Jonathin Antin is a pontificating pile of cow dung, now would ya??? :D
forensicat
06-28-2007, 03:41 PM
Florence changed her number after he asked her to dress like Carol Brady and follow him around all night calling him Mike.
forensicat
06-29-2007, 07:34 AM
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Linda Lou:
Miss Aunt Cathy, you would'nt be trying to say that Jonathin Antin is a pontificating pile of cow dung, now would ya??? :D
www.tvtalkshows.com/board/showpost.php?p=1666213
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Well, I didn't actually say it. But yes!