Gifts for your "favorite" host?

[Barbi]

Take any QVC host--and select some gifts for him/her--but ONLY those items QVC sells.

I would give Jane Screechy (ooppps!) Treacy:

Hollywood Tape (used to keep clothing where it belongs) to tape her ears back;
Joan Rivers' anti-age spot cream to plaster all over her arms, hands and face;

Spanx undergarments so her rump wouldn't look so big in comparison to the rest
of her body;
Spanx tights to hids those elephant legs;

A JVC camcorder so she could tape her recitations of how teeny she is and not have
to constantly repeat herself;
A magnifying mirror so she could see how her blood red lipstick is creeping up the
wrinkles in her lips;
Nutrisystem so she could actually be as tiny as she claims to be (note to Jane: short
is not the same as small);

and a month off to give us weary viewers a break!

[beekeeper]

Amen Barbi! ^5 ... lol ... great list for Jane!

I'd like to give Mary Beth Roe ... hey, wait ... she already has everything! ?!?!? ;-)

[Barbi]

You beat me to it, beekeeper--she not only has everything, she has TWO of everything! If it's clothing, she has an item in every color!

[Purrchance]

I'd give David Venable a fork without tongs so he can't sample any of the goodies anymore and make those silly googly eyes. :)))

[Jaclnta]

Rick Domeier:

A hot tub

A bottle of chilled champagne.

A recording of Chopin's music playing softly in the background.

Me.

[Vivvie]

Dave V: A pair of very dark sunglasses so we don't have to suffer through those oogle google eyes (which is quite gay. opps, did I say that?!!?) when he gets off on sampling food.


A hearty Ho Ho Ho to all!
Ms Vivvie

[pebbles]

Bob Bowersox:

A personality

[Barbi]

Pebbles, yours is the best!

[baditude]

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Bob Bowersox:

A personality

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Does anybody know what his daughters 'handicap' is. I've heard him talk about it numerous times.

[baditude]

You know...all joking aside...I do miss the Q when it is off on Christmas Day!! Not that I would sit around and watch it but its kind of like not appreciating something til you don't have it.

[pebbles]

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Pebbles, yours is the best!

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Thanks, Barbi. I almost feel sorry for the poor shlub. He reminds me of the guy who keeps asking you for a date and you try to be nice but he doesn't get it. Finally, you have to say, "NO! And don't call me again. Ever."

[puddy]

Pebbles - ROTFLMAO! Poor shlub is 100% correct.

Baditude - ITA on the Christmas Day QVC vacuum that gets filled with videos of those poor employees standing in the hallway singing their hearts out. Reminds me of a really bad grade school recital. But, hey at least the kids have a good excuse. They're KIDS.

[pebbles]

A makeover from What Not to Wear including the hair re-do for Jane. I'd love to see them throw out all of her ugly clothes and change her hair color and "style." Orosio might have a problem with changing her 3 inch long hair.

[puddy]

He could shave it and just start over.