View Full Version : Create a Country Song to fit the economy...
Qvsee
03-01-2009, 06:16 PM
Cold winds exposed me and my bank just foreclosed me
The pilot light of love just burned out
My gas tank is empty so I can't run over you
Take this job and Love it.
pebbles
03-01-2009, 07:21 PM
You closed the door when they foreclosed the SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
Clippin' coupons and cryin' out loud
Baby, Your Heart's as Empty as my Bank Account
sam king cat
03-01-2009, 08:14 PM
Please do leave your gum on my bedpost overnight as I no longer can afford to buy bubblegum in the morning.
Qvsee
03-02-2009, 05:54 PM
Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor when it's chewed for a week
My unemployment check got eaten by the dog
You're the boulin cube in my soup bowl of love
I'm out of smokes and my tank's on E
Your love makes my tank seem full
gossamer
03-02-2009, 06:09 PM
well when bush was in office i came up with, i'm gonna put a bar in my car and drive myself to drink.
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QUOTING FROM POSTER: gossamer;1842696 (Post Number)
well when bush was in office i came up with, i'm gonna put a bar in my car and drive myself to drink.
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LOL!!! That was good Gossamer!!
Tennessee Ernie
03-02-2009, 07:05 PM
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
another day older and deeper in debt
st. Peter don't you call me 'cause i can't go
i owe my soul to the company store
Oh.......the banks are getting richer
and Obama's just too kind
All that I can picture
is how well those bankers dined
vacations, jets and luxury
oh, it just ain't fair
so many in pure misery
and the government don't care
Boonesfarm's what I'm gettin
to forget this for a while
ain't no use in frettin
bout the rich livin in style
They'll take and take and take
and you know we'll pay the price
when they'll be eating beef steak
I'll be eating rice.........
pebbles
03-02-2009, 08:00 PM
Kissin' and pissin' is all that's left for me.
W and Madoff were spendin' like 2 thieves.
Now my bank account in empty and I lost my old TV.
But ma and me are hangin' tight, huggin' on the settee.
Just kissin' and plenty pissed off, that's all that's left for me.
sam king cat
03-02-2009, 08:08 PM
She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini because she couldn't afford more !
gossamer
03-02-2009, 08:14 PM
thanks pal ,seriously a friend of mine we call elvis started writing a song called that but never has finished it i have went to the nursing home assisted living place where he resides and always ask him to finish it he said gossman i'll try but if it's not finished when i die i'll leave it for you to finish.
Barbi
03-03-2009, 05:40 AM
"I've got tears
In my ears
From layin' on my back
Cryin' over my 401K..."
Jules
03-03-2009, 05:57 AM
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QUOTING FROM POSTER: Pal;1842730 (Post Number)
Oh.......the banks are getting richer
and Obama's just too kind
All that I can picture
is how well those bankers dined
vacations, jets and luxury
oh, it just ain't fair
so many in pure misery
and the government don't care
Boonesfarm's what I'm gettin
to forget this for a while
ain't no use in frettin
bout the rich livin in style
They'll take and take and take
and you know we'll pay the price
when they'll be eating beef steak
I'll be eating rice.........
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I love your creativity, woman.
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QUOTING FROM POSTER: Jules;1842907 (Post Number)
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QUOTING FROM POSTER: Pal;1842730 (Post Number)
Oh.......the banks are getting richer
and Obama's just too kind
All that I can picture
is how well those bankers dined
vacations, jets and luxury
oh, it just ain't fair
so many in pure misery
and the government don't care
Boonesfarm's what I'm gettin
to forget this for a while
ain't no use in frettin
bout the rich livin in style
They'll take and take and take
and you know we'll pay the price
when they'll be eating beef steak
I'll be eating rice.........
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I love your creativity, woman.
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Thanks Jules!!
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QUOTING FROM POSTER: gossamer;1842785 (Post Number)
thanks pal ,seriously a friend of mine we call elvis started writing a song called that but never has finished it i have went to the nursing home assisted living place where he resides and always ask him to finish it he said gossman i'll try but if it's not finished when i die i'll leave it for you to finish.
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Awe Gossamer, that's too bad. Maybe you can get it going and bring in what you've done and he'll finish it??
???hEE!HEE!
03-03-2009, 12:40 PM
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QUOTING FROM POSTER: Qvsee;1842097 (Post Number)
Cold winds exposed me and my bank just foreclosed me
The pilot light of love just burned out
My gas tank is empty so I can't run over you
Take this job and Love it.
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ROFLMAO!
HEY, IDIOT!
GO READ A BIOGRAPHY OF W A MOZART!
sam king cat
03-03-2009, 01:04 PM
Please do leave your chewing gum on my bedpost overnight as I have nothing in my kitchen pantry & I need to feed a hungry family of four !
gossamer
03-03-2009, 01:07 PM
jules your was a great one.
Jules
03-04-2009, 04:26 AM
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QUOTING FROM POSTER: gossamer;1843084 (Post Number)
jules your was a great one.
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Pal did that one, babe.....I just "quoted" it...and complimented on it. :)
???????
03-04-2009, 05:29 AM
Feelin' sorry fer oneself--
Well, that jus' don' work......
Even if th' former lover was a true jerk!
Th' JERK has gon'
An' lef' us no-thing.....
Not a 'tater, bean, not ev'n mama's weddin' ring.....!
Now, we'uns done been
To slaughter the las' hen--
Fer a fried chickin' dinner--
To celebrate riddance of th'JERK--!
Yeah, th' JERK
Is in the JAIL--fer takin'
mama's rings an' things!
Y'all see--
Mama done tell some lawyer-guy
who set a spell!
"bout them rings an' things th'Jerk took--
By and by,
th'lawyer-guy jailed the crook!
Now, mama, me, an' Betty Lou
Have mama's rings and things--
An' hens with chicks, an' sows with pigs--
'Caus' th' place is BIG!
An' the lawyer-guy smokes his piped--
contendely-
Seein' mama, Betty Lou an'me
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