bluezirc
07-08-2009, 07:23 AM
What a clown Chris Cooper is!! Perry's should make him watch tapes of all his on air time, maybe he would see and hear what a buffoon he is. The constant giggling is AWFUL. The repeating of phrases is mind numbing. He now waits for Ginger to parrot him, even prompts her to do so!! She should try some tape review also. And, his grammar, atrocious! He inserts the word YOUR before most nouns and adjectives. Drives me crazy!! Then there are his rambling item descriptions. Stones "drizzle", a watch is never just a watch, it is a "timepiece", the same with a necklace, they are a "neckpiece", OMG!!! I could go on but I will stop since that is what I am accusing him of. You only have to watch him for an hour or two to hear ALL his affectations. We sometimes turn the sound off!!
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Chris Cooper could be good, he is fairly knowledgeable, has a relatively good vocabulary, and a nice voice.
But, and it is a big but, his delivery is a mess! He talks waaaay to fast, and shouts.
He doesn't need to parade his jewelry vocabulary out with every item. He constantly says what 'savvy buyers' Perry's has but then puts the lie to that by throwing in one of his ‘I know more than you’ words, followed by his incessant giggle. He is so predictable; my husband who isn't particularly into jewelry shows on tv now plays a game ‘Guess the fancy word Chris will use next.’ Chris relies on a bunch of repetitive remarks. When the item is a Figaro chain, he always sings, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, followed by the persistent giggle. He always say Lemoooonnnnnn, and a big giggle when showing a lemon quartz, the other night he paused noticeably after the giggle and then said to Ginger something like “are you going to say it now” and of course she took the bait, lemoooonnnnn, it was disgusting! He occasionally bites himself in the ass with his wordiness; he called a Helbros watch a Hell Brothers timepiece. He needs to listen to someone correctly pronounce Baum & Mercier, and then remember not to precede it with the word YOUR. He should look up the meaning of circa; the word is not appropriate when showing a Rolex watch with a certain manufacture date. Loose the “finger prints not included” phrase. Find out about ‘blued steel.’ Quit sucking up to Ginger and Mr. Perry.
As long as I am dishing, I might as well go all the way. He needs to get a fingernail brush and hand lotion and use them daily! His hands are nasty! For a week recently, he made a point of covering a small scrape on his knuckle with his dirty fingernail, mentioned what he was doing, and then of course, the dreadful giggle. Bandaid??!!?? He has no excuse here!! And a close shave wouldn’t hurt either!
I HAVE called during the show to complain about his unrelenting giggling, ask that he stop wiggling the items rapidly, to please hold them motionless enough to see more than a blur, and not hawk so many items as OMG!! MISPRICED!! after just mentioning Perry’s great reputation, don’t know if he ever gets the messages.
Chris should watch a little Gem Shopping Network and pay attention to Mike, Steve, and especially Sam. They are GOOD, just wish I could afford their stuff.
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And watching Nicole tonight only makes Chris look worse in my opinion. I hope Ginger watches and learns from Nicole.
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Also help me understand when Chris Cooper refers to ear piercings as INSERTIONS he is not making a lewd sexual reference only another of his malapropisms!
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Chris Cooper could be good, he is fairly knowledgeable, has a relatively good vocabulary, and a nice voice.
But, and it is a big but, his delivery is a mess! He talks waaaay to fast, and shouts.
He doesn't need to parade his jewelry vocabulary out with every item. He constantly says what 'savvy buyers' Perry's has but then puts the lie to that by throwing in one of his ‘I know more than you’ words, followed by his incessant giggle. He is so predictable; my husband who isn't particularly into jewelry shows on tv now plays a game ‘Guess the fancy word Chris will use next.’ Chris relies on a bunch of repetitive remarks. When the item is a Figaro chain, he always sings, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, followed by the persistent giggle. He always say Lemoooonnnnnn, and a big giggle when showing a lemon quartz, the other night he paused noticeably after the giggle and then said to Ginger something like “are you going to say it now” and of course she took the bait, lemoooonnnnn, it was disgusting! He occasionally bites himself in the ass with his wordiness; he called a Helbros watch a Hell Brothers timepiece. He needs to listen to someone correctly pronounce Baum & Mercier, and then remember not to precede it with the word YOUR. He should look up the meaning of circa; the word is not appropriate when showing a Rolex watch with a certain manufacture date. Loose the “finger prints not included” phrase. Find out about ‘blued steel.’ Quit sucking up to Ginger and Mr. Perry.
As long as I am dishing, I might as well go all the way. He needs to get a fingernail brush and hand lotion and use them daily! His hands are nasty! For a week recently, he made a point of covering a small scrape on his knuckle with his dirty fingernail, mentioned what he was doing, and then of course, the dreadful giggle. Bandaid??!!?? He has no excuse here!! And a close shave wouldn’t hurt either!
I HAVE called during the show to complain about his unrelenting giggling, ask that he stop wiggling the items rapidly, to please hold them motionless enough to see more than a blur, and not hawk so many items as OMG!! MISPRICED!! after just mentioning Perry’s great reputation, don’t know if he ever gets the messages.
Chris should watch a little Gem Shopping Network and pay attention to Mike, Steve, and especially Sam. They are GOOD, just wish I could afford their stuff.
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And watching Nicole tonight only makes Chris look worse in my opinion. I hope Ginger watches and learns from Nicole.
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Also help me understand when Chris Cooper refers to ear piercings as INSERTIONS he is not making a lewd sexual reference only another of his malapropisms!