PRESS JUNKET!! CHIT CHAT !!! ASK PLEASE! [Archive]

<amber>

06-24-2002, 04:58 PM

Ok guys think you know all about the queen of dysfunction well what were you afraid to know! don't be afraid to ask the no.1 diva of talkshows.com! this is a big month for me after bouncing back from the hurtful and painful shana attack and now back on top of my game there will be a movie my first starring role! no word on title, relase date just that it will be written by coffe!! so pleas please ask me questions!!!

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 05:01 PM

What size shoes do you wear?

Do you wear your shoes on the correct feet or do you switch them so people will NOTICE you?

If you DO switch them, doesn't it hurt to walk?

If it DOES hurt to walk, do you think you can hire someone to walk FOR YOU?

06-24-2002, 05:04 PM

do you know how to spell? are you retarded or pregnant?

<amber>

06-24-2002, 05:04 PM

i am a size 9 in woman's!! no i don't wear them on other feat! that would hurt!

06-24-2002, 05:05 PM

LOL Okay.

What is your favorite flavor Jelly Belly?
Have you ever driven through a fast food drive through backwards?
Ever order your fast food in a foreign language?
Do you have an indoor bathroom or an outhouse?
Have you ever been rood?
Is Geri really your Cybermother or is that just a rumor?
Do you use fabric softener?

06-24-2002, 05:07 PM

and another thing,do you rob banks and are you gay?

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 05:08 PM

Did you have an "inny" or an "outie" belly button?

Do you have any body piercings? If so WHERE?

<amber>

06-24-2002, 05:08 PM

no i am not retarded! god what a dumb question! my favorite jelly bean is cherry, no on the next question, no on the next question, and i like frabic softner, now the whole geri my cybermother geri wanted to be my cybermother but things just didnt work out her way she had to be a bitch and turned her back on me!

<amber>

06-24-2002, 05:10 PM

i am bisexual, uhm i am an inne and yes i have pierces i have two on each of my ear, and i have one on my tongue!

06-24-2002, 05:11 PM

and stupid too

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 05:12 PM

<cries> So you mean, you're a cyber orphan?!

Do you have any tattoos? If so, where? And what?

<amber>

06-24-2002, 05:13 PM

please stop being jealouse of me cursiouse! anyway i think the way geri and alot of my abuse came through in this movie and it made me stronger! you will see!

06-24-2002, 05:13 PM

Have you ever howled at a full moon?
Are you really a female or a male?
Ever cross-dress?
Do you suck on a Tootsie Roll pop until you get to the middle or do you crunch on it to get to the Tootsie Roll faster?
What's your favorite t.v. show, besides anything to do with Roseanne?

06-24-2002, 05:15 PM

you don't even know how to spell you stupid idiotic moron.i'm outta here

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 05:16 PM

If you were told that either Roseanne or ANS had to die & YOU had to choose, who would you choose?????

06-24-2002, 05:17 PM

"anyway i think the way geri and alot of my abuse came through in this movie and it made me stronger! you will see!"

I can't wait; maybe we all can get tickets to an advance screening?

<amber>

06-24-2002, 05:18 PM

of course your leaving your not pretty like me! ok i always howl at a full moon!! i am a female! yes with the tootise roll! my favorite shows besides roseanne would be friends, simpsons, the real world! if i had to choose between anna nicole and roseanne i would choose ans to die!

06-24-2002, 05:19 PM

Do you think Martha Stewart is guilty?
Who is your favorite classical music composer?

<amber>

06-24-2002, 05:20 PM

oh i also just love the osborns! best show ever!

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 05:22 PM

Do you have any pets? What kind?

<amber>

06-24-2002, 05:22 PM

hell yeah i think martha is gulity she totally did it! she treats everyone like a dog and then expects us to worship her!

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 05:23 PM

Do you still love George Michaels? Do you like Ricky Martin?

<amber>

06-24-2002, 05:24 PM

i have a 2 dogs and one cat! oh my god yes i still love george michael way hot!! god i hate ricky martin!

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 05:25 PM

What do you think of the new purple M & M's??? What color would YOU have voted for?

06-24-2002, 05:26 PM

Do you eat your peanut butter sandwiches with jelly, pickles, bananas or mayo?
Are you related to Zippy? Or Scotty? Or Liberty?
Ever been to Disneyworld?
Have you ever won an eating contest?
Ever drink out of the gutter or eat dirt? Bugs? Worms?

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 05:27 PM

If you met Mike Tyson, what would you tell him?

06-24-2002, 05:28 PM

Are your parnets rich, poor, or middle class?
Ever sleep outside under the stars?
Are you filming your movie in Chicago, Hollywood or New York?

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 05:29 PM

What about my Tattoo question?????

And the fav classical composer question?

<Geri>

06-24-2002, 05:30 PM

What's going on in here?

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 05:31 PM

What color eyes do you have? Do you wear glasses or contacts? If so, are they tinted?

06-24-2002, 05:32 PM

Does Geri ever read the posts before asking what's going on in here?
Has she ever e-mailed you?
And yes, please answer those two unanswered questions.

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 05:33 PM

Geri?? What do you mean, "What's going on in here?" People are posting.

Ok....

What's your favorite car?
Do you like to fly (in airplanes)?
Have you ever been in a helicopter?

06-24-2002, 05:33 PM

Are you signed online or offline right now?
How many times have you been banned?

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 05:34 PM

Did you fall asleep?

Did you go to the bathroom WITHOUT telling us first?

Have you been banned again?

06-24-2002, 05:35 PM

Did you walk down to the corner market? The mall?

Did your ISP crash on you?

Are Geri and OB really married?

<Geri>

06-24-2002, 05:39 PM

I can answer that,NO AND THEY NEVER WERE EITHER!!!!!!

06-24-2002, 05:41 PM

Did you run Geri's underwear up the flagpole last night for everybody to see?
Is Geri really as wild as her diary makes her out to be?
Have you really been banned again?

Geri, I know it.

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 05:41 PM

LOL! Christine, it looks like "the star" is in a tempermental mood all of a sudden. How are her fans going to get to know about her if she refuses to answer questions?! Haha

Next she'll say, "I vant to be alone."

06-24-2002, 05:43 PM

LOL Prolly so, Mel. Sheesh; I hope I don't get another thread about me being rood...or rude! ;)

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 05:43 PM

Hey Christine - where did you get a copy of Geri's diary? I heard it wasn't being released until late this month!

06-24-2002, 05:44 PM

See the Martha board under the rent is due thread. We LOCATED Geri's secret diary, and BOY HAS SHE HAD US FOOLED! Sheesh!

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 05:44 PM

I hope not also, that wouldn't be gude.

06-24-2002, 05:45 PM

Geri or who ever you are--Stop using my name. If I want to insult someone, I can do it on my own. I don't need any help!!

06-24-2002, 05:46 PM

Nope, not gude at all. I mean, my parnets did raise me better than that, so they thought. Hahaha!

<Geri>

06-24-2002, 05:46 PM

Amber,
why did you tell us you were pregnant?

Mel,
I don't have a diary

<Geri>

06-24-2002, 05:49 PM

Curious,
Do you think that I would be stupid enough to use your name? That wasn't me

06-24-2002, 05:49 PM

Geri, we found your diary already. No more secrets!

Geri, are you impersonating people today? That seems to be going around right now. LOL

<Geri>

06-24-2002, 05:50 PM

No Christine,
That wasn't me

06-24-2002, 05:52 PM

Okay Geri. Well, all WebTV users do have the same IP number.

06-24-2002, 05:53 PM

Well all; I bet our star is out signing autographs. I guess we can come back later for our answers.

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 05:53 PM

And so you SEE once again "Curious" why we all took the position we did back then. Alas, too many people faulted US for being fed up and made US out to be the bad guys.

Rather than discuss things in private or at least on the up & up, it seemed easier or more "gallant" to anonymously rush to Geri's rescue and try to play on our feelings of GUILT?!

See the thanks you got?

06-24-2002, 05:53 PM

Yes Geri, I do.

<Geri>

06-24-2002, 05:54 PM

I know it Christine

<amber>

06-24-2002, 05:55 PM

sorry guys i am so late my stupid brother needed me! ok sorry lambs yes i have a tatoo of paul on my ass! i don't have a favorite classical composer! i wouldve voted for pink m & m's! no i am not related to any one of those people! Geri is married to OB she is just lying!!

06-24-2002, 05:55 PM

US? BAD GUYS? WELL, I NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Geri>

06-24-2002, 05:57 PM

Curious,
Go jump in the lake

Mel,
YOU HAVE MAIL

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 05:58 PM

George - YOUR style of "bad" I can take anyday...... anytime!!! How the heck are you? Let's move the chitchat back to a chat thread so we don;t mess up Amber's special 'Gonna ba a Star' thread.

06-24-2002, 05:58 PM

You got it.

06-24-2002, 06:01 PM

Yes Mel, I am now beginning to understand. And to answer your question Geri--I do think you would be stupid enough to do it!!

<amber>

06-24-2002, 06:01 PM

yes did win an eating contest once, never ate dirt, i would tell mike tyson to fuck off, my parents were middle class but my dad died and my mother is poor! i am rich though i still have money from my days as a call girl and paul sends me money and so do my boyfriends in jail, yes i have slep under the stars, were filiming in chicago, i were contacts, i love airplanes, yes i have flown in a helicopter, i was banned 3 times in the last 7 months!

06-24-2002, 06:02 PM

I know it too, Geri.

Hi George.

Our star is back!

06-24-2002, 06:04 PM

Uh oh; Geri is getting fired up. Look out everybody. LOL

<amber>

06-24-2002, 06:04 PM

yes i am!

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 06:07 PM

Well Curious, drop me an email sometime & I'm sure we can settle our differences in the proper way. I would venture a guess that you & I are BOTH unhappy with things the way they stand now.

06-24-2002, 06:10 PM

Ok Geri, I'll go jump in the lake if you go first and show me how. Would you do that for me?? You Would!!! Gee Thanks!! You are so sweet. UGH Now that insult was from the real me.

<Geri>

06-24-2002, 06:12 PM

Ok Bye Curious,
SHEESH!!!!!

06-24-2002, 06:40 PM

Well Mel, like I said, I'm fairly new to this and I would'nt want to post my address on here and I know you would'nt either. I know of no other way to communicate with you other than e-mail.

<Geri>

06-24-2002, 06:43 PM

Curious,
I use Y a h o o E-mail

It is Geri382002at y a h o o .c o m

06-24-2002, 06:58 PM

Good Grief, Now I'm doing it. She went ahead and now i've lost my temper. Will return as soon as I find it.

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 07:25 PM

Curious, I can be reached at :

Mel (underscore) Stick at Yahoo . com

The "underscore" key is just to the left of your PLUS/EQUAL key on your keyboard.... it's the bigger dash.

<amber>

06-24-2002, 07:45 PM

now you have a new email address!

<Mel>

06-24-2002, 08:27 PM

No Amber! This is only the address I use to post on the message boards.

<sumi>

06-24-2002, 11:07 PM

amber if you were on the show survivor and on your team was steve,christine,geor ge,ob,coffee,scotty and geri.

and on the other team you would have lola,me,cindyloo,mel ,ghost,shana and spender

who would you make an alliance with?who do you think would be kicked off first?could you outwit,outplay and outlast eveybody? if you couldnt who do you think could?

<lady>

06-24-2002, 11:13 PM

well sumi, I was kicked off first!!!they faked liking me and sent me emails at first...but then, when it came to telling me they weren't posting on the Rosie board anymore, and everyone was posting on the Martha board, it took me days after the Korean threat( and the board was down for two weeks) to figure out where they were!!!...and they laughed at me about it!!!...sooooo....I will remain an independent poster, and pop in now and then when I feel like it!!!screw them!!!

<sumi>

06-25-2002, 01:09 AM

lady you were not an option. maybe you will be the on the weakest link instead.

i was here when the korean thing happened.even though i like "nuts" and have respect for them i didnt then and dont now consider myself part of any one group here. i was able to see where everybody went to by looking at the message board list.i dont know why you couldnt do the same.i dont think anybody has a problem with you posting but you will get what you give.you want to act like a crazy bitch then expect to be treated like one.maybe you want to come across as somebody who doesnt care but to me you just seem like a person who still wants to belong but is so hung up over being done wrong that you want to make everybody miserable like you felt when you thought you were being excluded.i have done the same things you do and worse when i felt wronged on another board.believe me there comes a time when being a big baby isnt fun anymore.

06-25-2002, 01:59 AM

Good, well-thought-out questions and good post to Lady, Sumi.

Lady; I'm sure this won't go over well and I doubt it will do any good, but I'll say it anyway. <G> It's time for you to let it go and move on. You're starting to sound like a broken record. We've ALL felt wronged at one time or another on the boards. When I feel that way, I just move on.

I was only lurking when this group moved to the MS board and I found them in two seconds!

Not all of us here got off to a great start when we met each other for one reason for another <G>, but we've moved past that. It's history!

Believe me, there are IMPORTANT things in life to get upset about. I've had way more than my share in "real life"; probably more than most people here can even imagine. NOTHING ON THE INTERNET is worth allowing yourself to get so stressed out about; trust me on that one! Relax and try to have fun; when it ceases being fun, it isn't worth signing on to the BB anymore.