Geri's Diary

[<OB>]

I know everybody found Geri's diary but I thought I would share one of the pages I tore out before we split.

June 1,2002
Dear Diary.....

Hmm let's see what went on today, my Mother woke me up at 5:30 and then she was accusing me of calling some 900 number, which I never really use the phone so I don't know what in the name of chocolate bunnies she is talking about, it was most likely Rocky or one of his friends b/c the call took place over spring break and we had a house full then. It was 20 bucks just for a minute, so whoever did it is kinda stupid. Sheesh!!

Then I realized that it was really nice out today, so I took my last chocolate and took a walk for a while, and I succeeded with getting a bit of colour and meeting Rocky for a bit.
Then I went up there to post. Sheesh they are driving me crazy. I'm outta there.

Mother had to use the phone. I just hope that she gets that under control b/c I'm tired of having to get offline for ppl to use the phone and I'm tired of people calling and calling to kick me offline and hearing about how people can never get a hold of me or other people that are in my household.SHEESH!

Bryan Adam's has a new CD coming out so I am going to see OB and drag him to the mall with me to get it. I get so excited seeing OB.I hope he pops the question soon. The babies will be here any day now and I need to be married. It's the right thing!

I want it to rain soon. K-mart is closing in three days and rain would really fit the mood I am in. I wrote OB. Told him I would kick his ass if he didn't being a fool and marry me. I need to get a hold of ECman. We need to go out before I'm married. My preacher is leaving in a few weeks. I so wanted him to marry us but it doesn't look like OB is going to ask me in time.

Well, I don't have much to say now...I have to get back up there to post..... I'm outta here.

Geri

[<Mel>]

Obviously edited for content & language!!!!!

Damn, I HATE censorship!!! Hehehe

[<Lola>]

Wow, are you sure thats from Geri and not Scarlett O'Hara? Geri is really good.

She just loves you so much OB. Can't you patch things up for the sake of the kids?

[<OB>]

Mel,
Censorship was a must!Your eyes would water from the other stuff she has written.

Lola,
I would love to get back together with Geri.I feel lost without her.Evertime time she threatens me it's like 1,000 I love you's.I miss her blue light specials the most.Anytime I see anything blue it makes me think of that blinking light and Geri running down aisle 5 pushing her cart.She can run like no other.

[<Mel>]

Thanks for being so considerate of our feelings OB. What a guy!

[<Mel>]

Poor OB...... blue makes him blue! This reminds me of the song in "Funny Girl."

I'D RATHER BE BLUE OVER YOU (Than Happy With Somebody Else)

I'd rather be blue thinking of you
I'd rather be blue over you
Than be happy with somebody else
I'm crazy about'cha, without'cha
For you I'm strong.
I can't do without'cha
Howcha magoucha?
Don't stay too long.
I need a little ah, bedroom, little oh,
And I'm knocking on wood.
Ah, honey hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
It's so hard to be good

I'd rather be blue thinking of you
I'd rather be blue over you
Than be happy with somebody else
Will I be good? Will I be bad?
Don't be a fool, you fool.
My little flat, I'm turning that
Into a Sunday school
While you're away, I'm here to say
There'll be no iceman there.
Singin' the blues I'm gonna use
Nothin' but Frigidaire.
I'd rather be blue thinking of you
I'd rather be blue over you
Than be happy with somebody else
Blue over you, I'd rather be blue over you
Than be hap-hap-hap-happy
With somebody else.

[<PHD>]

ob,

Don't you have anything better to do with your life? Instead of mocking someone like geri, why dont you try and be a "real" friend and quit making up these childish stories. Albeit, you are still in your teens, you should have some common sense. Someday that may be you on the other side of that fence. You get back what you put in.

[<Downunder>]

Hi PHD, how's it going?

[<OB>]

PHD are you saying Geri is not smart enough to defend herself? She is able to tell me to go to hell and say she is going to kick my ass.It's all in fun and pretend.She knows it I know it and if you dont like it then don't read it.

And your right I have no life.It's been established.My day is free to do everything and nothing all at the same time.

What's your excuse for wasting your time here?Shouldn't you be off making the big bucks while solving the worlds problems?I think I'm your 10:30 apointment so maybe you could think about getting off your ass and dressed to help me find a life because this pro bono crap here is not cutting it anymore.

[<Cindyloo>]

Thats cute OB..LOL

[<Cindyloo>]

I was talking about the diary story...cute..

[<Christine>]

LOL Thanks for making my day, OB. Very cute!

[<PHD>]

Hello DU. I am doing well, thanks. How is life in that part od the world?