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<Mel>
06-27-2002, 04:24 AM
Well good morning George(stretching arms and yawning)
time to rise and shine(opening windows)
have you put the coffee on yet?I really need a cup to get me going today.(pass the cream and sugar)
Well i had a busy night,I have never told you (whispering)but i have been seeing a male prostitute named Puppetking.So last night he came by while hubby was at work. i'm glad I waited to have my hair done today because he justs loves to put his can of beer on my head while I service him.( oh my knees are killing me).
(leans in closer)this time he brought a couple of women with him and it was the first time I was in a threesome.(can you rub some Ben-gay into my back,i'm so sore,oh that feels so good)
Well I have to go find my teeth.I had to take them out last night to make room for my new fella,the Puppetking.
George,maybe tonight you can join us,I think you will really have a good time.
<lady>
06-27-2002, 04:30 AM
...LOL....
<Shana>
06-27-2002, 04:31 AM
&lt;Looking for my teeth&gt;

Oh to heck with it. I don't need them anyway. I'd sure like to join you guys for some fun. We could make it a foursome?
<lady>
06-27-2002, 05:13 AM
...hey wake up guys!!!..time to rise and drown...your passive/aggressive lights are shining!!!...just a lot of love and disguised hate here!!!...get up now!!!
<Mel>
06-27-2002, 05:18 AM
Shana - You're so droll. ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzzz

YOU complain about KING STEVE'S posts & yet YOU have no compunctions about coming to a board you CLAIM to hate and use MY NAME to post some rather unflattering remarks??!!

Gee..... it makes me think that you just might have ALIENATED other people...... maybe that YOU deserved the type of posts that KING STEVE left for you?!

What a liar you are, what a pathetic attempt to rile me up!!!!!
<lady>
06-27-2002, 05:23 AM
mel...don't get so sanctimonious!!!...y ou can give it out but you can't take it!!!
<Mel>
06-27-2002, 05:27 AM
LOL!!!!!!!

YOU'RE going to "give it to me?"

Oh yeah, I forgot..... you still OWE ME for not telling you that we wren't going to post at the Rosie board anymore!!!!!! LMAO

Tell you what..... since you have so much ENERGY..... go put out the dires that are threatening to devestate Colorado.
<Mel>
06-27-2002, 05:29 AM
Well damn..... a typo..... my spelling is getting as bad as Amber & Shana!!!!! Those two are awful spellers!

........go put out the ~FIRES~ that are threatening to devestate Colorado.
<lady>
06-27-2002, 05:32 AM
...don't bother ms mel...I'm used to your unintelligent responses!!!
<Mel>
06-27-2002, 06:23 AM
lady :

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<Fundy Girl>
06-27-2002, 07:37 AM
Mel-Thank GOD we don't have these kinds of fuckin weirdos in Canada. SHEESH!!!

PS-If it gets too dangerous in the States you are more than welcome to come on over. The border guards will keep the loonies out. Those huskies are pretty good at sniffing out garbage.
<Mel>
06-27-2002, 07:53 AM
LOL

&lt;packing bags&gt;
<George>
06-27-2002, 08:04 AM
Morning Mel!!

Morning Coffee!!

Mel...you sure to keep a secret well! I'd have never known you were cheating on me too!! The first clue should have been that canyon you call a pussy! And STANK!! I thought I smelled a fish market there!! But that's ok! I still love you!

Coffee, question....since you know so much about whoring around, how can Mel get rid of that fishy smell?? It's offensive, to be sure. Any suggestions? Perhaps you could mention it in your story today.

Well, off to the welfare line! I want to get there ahead of the little old ladies today. I just hate it when they get more commodity cheese than me.

Chow!!!
<Christine>
06-27-2002, 02:38 PM
Oh brother. Now I've seen it all.
<Geri>
06-27-2002, 02:41 PM
OH GOOD GRIEF
<George>
06-27-2002, 05:49 PM
I don't think I could've posted that up there. It's the wrong color of print!
<Mel>
06-27-2002, 05:54 PM
LOL!!!