Thursday - Camp Bus Here We Come

[<Mel>]

Good morning NUTS!!!!

Yo George.... Shana just can't stay away from this place! Maybe her new, special, private board for "NICE PEOPLE" is too damned boring?! LOLOL

Maybe Amber should go over there & "un-bore" it for them??!! LOLOL

Do you think Shana secretly LOVES IT at TvTalk??!! LMAO

[<George>]

Good morning Mel. {{{{{{{{{{{{{{BIG HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Yes, unfortunately I'm afraid she can't let go. LOL Too bad she has to wait for her "surprise". LOL

[<Mel>]

{{{{Big Hugs}}}} back at you!

It's funny.... I woke up a lot earlier than I had to..... it was hot in here and I heard a damned bird whistling outside that shook me awake.

Must have been the little known "yellow bellied fuckin' cuckoo"..... or was it someone else? Who can tell? Not I.

So what's new? What's exciting?

[<George>]

HA HA It was a cuckoo alright. Trying to stir something up. How much time do you have before you have to get going.

[<lady>]

...you guys just crack me up!!!...you know you were hell bent on disrupting this board and just trying to play havoc on here!!!...as I said before...why don't you go to the JE or R&K boards....it's getting zzzzz boring here now!!!bye,bye!!!

[<Mel>]

George - I have plenty of time before I wake that kid. Right now, the dishes are washing & I have a load of clothes up.

So..... where is Cindyloo???? Looks like she stood you up AGAIN!!!! What are we going to do with that girl??? &lt;thinking&gt;

[<George>]

One of two things. We could raid Cindyloo's or we could raid someone by the name of ??????????

[<Mel>]

Off to Cindyloo's and stop begging!!!!! The time isn't right....... YET. Hehe

&lt;packing bag for trip down on the farm&gt;

[<George>]

&lt;pulling up to Cindyloo's&gt;

Hey Mel, what's that funny looking critter standing in her driveway?

[<Mel>]

That's not a strange critter...... that's Lady. And why is she holding a book of matches???? A can of gasoline????

We better call 911....... fast!!!!! She's a pyromaniac!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

[<George>]

Doesn't she know that if she plays with fire she's gonna get burnt?

[<lady>]

hahahaha...you guys are the ones who are playing with fire....

[<Mel>]

George - And look at that big can....... no not THAT ONE..... the gasoline can..... it has a sticker on it. Let me see if I can read what it says......

"Visit Arizona"

OMG....... THAT explains why she hasn't been on this board pestering us for a while...... she was out of state and LOOK where she went!!!!

Seems that fires follow Lady around. Colorado.... Arizona. She's a menace to society!

I wonder if her boss knows where she has been? I bet the FBI will be paying a visit to the distributer any day now. Yep...... they'll need to check the records for sure. What a shame.

[<lady>]

...that really isn't that funny if you lived here!!!...just a testimony to your nerdy personality!!!

[<George>]

Well you know if the FBI's involved, Shana's got something to do with it. And here I thought Shana and lady were tight.

[<lady>]

...don't get paranoid now George...I don't even know Shana...we just have a common gripe!!!

[<Mel>]

LOLOL Nerdy! I'm nerdy!

Yikes!!!!! That hurts. OUCH.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOL

George - This really could be a serious break in the case. It's just TOO coincidental.

[<Shana>]

Mel Check the ip you stupid ass it wasnt me. I have always used AOL and if i have anything to say to you i say it to your god damn face. SO GET YOUR FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE ACCUSING ME BITCH !!!

[<Mel>]

George - Don't get PARANOID. Hahahahahahahahahaha hahaha

[<pupking>]

mel,hey baby,i gots to tell yus dat widout yus teef,man yus know how to works dem gums,oh ya,um hum.Yus like my 10 inches,right sweetho.I goin shoppin today an by yus a nice gift.yus give up dat boody an i likes to seeya work dat finger.yu's like dat ,rightt baby.i won't tell da pizza man bout us.it be jus us,unless yos wants booty to takes care o yus.i miss yus ,i alwys likes a ho wit hair on her ass,uh huh.yu's mine ho now.

[<lady>]

...LOL...

[<Mel>]

Whoa! Was that KING STEVE That just posted or Shana???? The style is the same...... Maybe Shana is REALLY posting as KING STEVE and INGRID just to start trouble.

We have a pyromaniac & a run of the mill maniac on board this morning!!!!!

It can't still be a full moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

I'm a bitch AND I'm nerdy. Thank GOD I'm not paranoid like you George!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAH

[<Mel>]

You know George..... I think it IS a full moon!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now the DOGS are out howling.

THREE CRAZIES...... did the "SPECIAL BOARD" for "NICE PEOPLE" go down in FLAMES???!!!

That damned pyromaniac must have struck again. LOL

[<Cindyloo>]

Morning Nutty Buddys!

Sorry George and Mel, slept in late again. I can't get up early anymore to save my soul, and it sure needs savin'...Hehehe

Be right back, I need a LOT of coffee!!

[<George>]

I'm still trying to figure out this paranoid thing. LOL Oh well, it looks like $pender has a few errors in her typing abilities. LOL

[<pupking>]

lady,lets me introduce myself,i be da puppet king.yus seem like a sweet young ting.i hopes we can be friends,ask mel,i treats my ho's real well.an i be descreet.Pizza man never gona know no ting.lady yu's take car self,keep it real.

[<Mel>]

Mornin' Cindyloo. Better be careful..... we caught Lady at your place trying to burn down your barn.

George - I think you caught the paranoia from Shana & Lady...... they have a full blown case. Spender obviously caught a dose of spelling prowess from Shana & her best friend Amber.

[<Mel>]

LOL

Lady..... sounds like pupking wants to LIGHT YOUR FIRE. Sounds like a match made in heaven or is that HELL?????

[<lady>]

..oh wait...I thought that was MS COFFEE???.....oh well..I know She will show up sometime today!!!...you guys really need MS COFFEE now !!!...cuz you can't think of any rational reason why you do any of the things you do!!!...get ms coffee...get ms coffee!!!...she will figure it out!!!

[<pupking>]

georg,mel say you likes it up da ass,i be good to yus too.yus can be my bitch.watch Mel do her finger thing.she be wet an wild for old white woman.

[<Cindyloo>]

Wow Mel, have you guys already been here? I was sound asleep and didn't hear a thing. Is Sooylooloo okay? She's been actin' up lately!

[<George>]

Good morning Cindyloo. Well we were and maybe we still are. LOL Don't know yet.

[<Mel>]

LOL!!!

Gosh..... these guys are soooooooooo hilarious! Hahahahahaha

Bet the SPECIAL BOARD is just as fun. ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzzz

[<Mel>]

Cindyloo - Don't ask George too many questions...... he's ALREADY paranoid. Hahaha

[<coffee>]

*looking out the window*

Goddamn it is a full moon!!!!!!

Good Morning Mel, George and Cindyloo!!!!!

You see what happen when you steal the Big Thingy!!!

Everyone comes on and try to harrass ya!!!!!

[<Cindyloo>]

I hear ya George..LOL

I hear you to Mel.. LOL

Morning Coffee, whazzzzuuuupppp!

[<Mel>]

Mornin' Coffee. Looks like the NICE PEOPLE are trying to shock us with their vocabulary. LOL Then they'll run and complain about the way you & KING STEVE speak??!! LOLOLOLOL It's enough to make a person PARANOID. Haha

[<Cindyloo>]

Shock Us Mel? It'll never happen. We got Coffee remember? Hehehe

[<Mel>]

Oh, I know......but I just love the IRONY of it all.

I mean....... this stuff is even SCARIER than that scary NET LINGO stuff. Hehe

[<Cindyloo>]

I know it Mel..LOL

I'm shaking in my shoes as we speak.

George! Where'd you go? Yoo-hoooo!

[<George>]

Don't ask me anything yet. I'm trying to get unparanoid.

[<coffee>]

Good Morning Cindyloo!!!!

Don't feel bad They left meyesterday and I woke up and everyone was gone!!!!!

Nah We had a storm and I clicked on and off yesterday!!!!

Good Morning MeL!!!!

That's just a werewolf sniffing out our ass!!!!
can't you see the hairy arms and legs????

[<lady>]

...mel...knock it off!!!...you started this WHOLE thing and you just won't take any responsiblity for ANTYHING...IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

[<Mel>]

George - Have you considered setting fire to your state??? It keeps LADY busy and lets HER vent some of her anger and paranoia. LOL

Burn down half of Colorado and feel the burdens lift from your shoulders. Ahhhhhhhhhh.

[<Cindyloo>]

Make that shaking in my bunny slippers..Hehe

George, are ya done unparanoying yet?

Coffee, had those silly storms all day yesterday to off and on, the same thing today I guess. Arrgghh

[<Mel>]

Coffee - That's no werewolf..... it's the "yellow bellied cuckoo bird."

[<Mel>]

Cindyloo - As long as your shaking..... want to make me a vanilla milkshake? LOL

[<Cindyloo>]

Hey Lady, you weren't the one that burned that love letter was ya? Wow! I'd a never thunk it! Wasn't that kind of silly? Think about it for a minute, just a minute though, no longer.

[<George>]

Good morning Coffee. What a wake-up call, huh? LOL

Mel, it's all your fault. But you know what? I don't think that's fair. Can't you share some of it with us? LOL

[<Cindyloo>]

One vanilla milkshake, comin' up! I love vanilla milkshakes to Mel. We're kindred/spiritual sisters, you know. LOL

[<coffee>]

Well damn Mel that bird got hairy legs and arms not feathers!!!

Cindyloo Yes!!!! I was happy for the rain and I slept hard!!!!
I tuurned everything off and passed out!!!
Next thing I no it was almost 10pm

Cindyloo are you missing any of your animal????

[<lady>]

...don't make fun of our fires,that's all I've got to say...good ploy to get all the attention off of you guys though!!!...sorry won't work!!!...you know you're to blame!!...to try to act innocent!!!....none of this would've happened if you would've stayed on the Rosie board or at least the Martha board...!!!

[<Cindyloo>]

Coffee, yes, as a matter a fact I am. Can't find Bessy the cow. Have you seen her?

[<coffee>]

Good Morning George!!!!
I kept here this little eerie weak ass annoying sound saying,,, coffee,, coffee,, coffee!!! Goddamn !!!!!

[<Mel>]

Cindyloo - Don't be silly..... who would send lady a love letter??? I mean BESIDES Charles Manson!!!!! Lady's the one that started the OTHER fires in Colorado.

Yummy..... this is the BEST vanilla milkshake I ever tasted. You used fresh milk from Bessie, didn't you?! lol

George - You still PARANOID??!!! Hahahaha

[<Cindyloo>]

Oh Lady, those fires would have started whether we were at the Martha board or Rosie board, it really didn't have anything to do with it. Sheesh!

[<Cindyloo>]

Yep Mel, straight from Bessy, good huh?

[<George>]

I'm coming out of it Mel. It's hard but I think I'll make it. LOL

Cindyloo, I think I found out where Bessie was anyway. From midnight till about 4 something this morning she was posting on this board.

[<coffee>]

Mel,!!!!
Fuck that in grown toenail!!!Shit!!!!LO L!!!!

It's just trying to get at you!!!! Cut it out and let's go on!!!!

[<Mel>]

Ok....... here's the number to call the NEXT time lady is spotted with her gasoline can & matches!!!!

If you know of their whereabouts, or facts relating to the crimes they have committed, please call Longmont Police Department at 303 - 651 - 8501.

All calls are anonymous.

Hey you NUTS.... (except the FIRE NUT)..... it's time to start the ball rolling. I'll peek in if I get a chance.

Remember : ONLY ~YOU~ CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!!!!

[<Cindyloo>]

Haha George, I wondered why the piano bench was at the computer desk instead of the regular chair. That Bessy! Gotta watch every move she makes.

[<George>]

&lt;dialing&gt;

[<lady>]

mel..you're really getting crazy now!!!...you always do that when the truth is too much for you to hear/cope with!!!...

[<Cindyloo>]

*dialing*

[<coffee>]

Yep Cindyloo!!!

I knew it!!!! That damn Bessie!!!!
Always wanting attention!!!!!

[<Cindyloo>]

See ya later Mel!

Think I'll get going for a little while to. Sees ya all later taters!

Hey George, not a bad caper, it turned out well! Hehe

Everyone! Watch for Smokey the Bear!! Hahaha

[<coffee>]

That's right George!!!!

Smokey started those fires !!!! I saw it's ass smoking a blount!!!!!

Getting it's high on and now trying to talk up some noise early this morning!!!!!

[<Blackie>]

Goodmorning nuts..

Just popped in to say hello..So darn cold here. Wind is blowin and it's pouring rain.. Geez I hate winter

Cindyloo..George and Mel came to visit you and you slept in?? Quiet visitors aren't they?

Hope you all have a great day..

Take care everyone and (((hugs))) to you all

BTW I'm **dialing** too :lol

[<Mel>]

lady - I might be "getting crazy" but I would NEVER be able to be as CRAZY AS YOU!!!!!!

After all...... YOU'RE the one that is suspected of setting fires in TWO STATES..... at least that's what we know about!! Have you been to California ALSO?????

[<coffee>]

*getting ready to take a shower*

See ya later Cindyloo!!!!!

[<George>]

Good morning Blackie. Great to see you. {{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}} }}}}}

Well, to put it mildly, it was an eventful morning. LOL I could say some things that I know I would regret so I won't EVEN go there.

Take care friends and I'll see you later. It's time for some hot (not on fire) coffee. LOL Stay safe. {{{{{{{{{{BIG HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}

[<Lola>]

Wow, what a bunch of weirdos.....well, more than usual.

I see everyone is playing nice today. Lady, I think you forgot your meds again sweetie. You know how you get when you don't take all 57 pills. Now be a good girl and go take your medicine.

I'm dialing too, just for good measure.

[<Mel>]

Hey Blackie...... can we come hide out in Australia? LOL How the heck are you this evening? Today is the first day of camp..... I'm sure the bus will be late..... too many of the little campers are nervous about getting on the bus.

George - You have a wonderful UNPARANOID Thursday. BTW... that email you sent me....... LMAO!!!!!!!!! You are 100 % right! I'll see you later.

{{{{{BIG UNPARANOID HUGS}}}}}

Lola - Thank GOD a qualified nurse showed up! LOL Looking out the window, it looks like you'll be pulling lifeguard duty today! I'll keep my fingers crossed for a break in the afternoon. Ha

[<Fundy Girl>]

&lt;sniff&gt;

I smell smoke!!
dialing....

[<KING STEVE>]

How is it going gang?

[<coffee>]

Good Morning Lola,,,Blackie,,Fund y Girl,,,King Steve!!!!!!!

Oh Somebody forgot to take out the trash last nite!!!!!!

[<Fundy Girl>]

coffee- Well don't look at ME!!!! It wasn't even My turn. I haven't been here for a dog's age. I'll see what I can do today tho....

&lt;sniff&gt;
smells like dog turd burning... (I once had a dog named Lady...she turned mean when she got old and we had to put her down...God I miss that crazy old bitch)

[<Lola>]

Mel, I think you're right about lifeguard duty. Its gorgeous out...foiled again. The boys already have their trunks on as if I didn't know they were gonna swim today. DUH!!

I wanna hear all about the first day of camp. Man, I wish I was still at summer camp. I used to have soooo much fun there. Hope your son has a great time.

Coffee, I think you're right about the trash.....it's really starting to stink in here.

Hi everyone......see you all later, if I survive "lifeguard duty".

Still dialing, but the dang line is busy, busy, busy.......

[<Geri>]

Goooooood Morning Everyone,
we got some much needed RAIN last night and even MORE this afternon,I hope

[<Geri>]

Ok Lola

[<Mel>]

FG : "(I once had a dog named Lady...she turned mean when she got old and we had to put her down...God I miss that crazy old bitch) "

LOLOLOLOL Maybe reincarnation is for real??? LMAO Did your dog start fires also? hehehe

Still waiting for that bus............

[<Lola>]

LOLOLOL, FG. Poor old bitch..not you, the dog, Lady was her name, right? LOL!!

Mel, you better give that bus driver a little something extra and maybe he'll come extra early tomorrow. (ya know, a little smoochie or somethin)

I'm leaving now for real....maybe....

[<coffee>]

*climbing the Telephone pole*

[<Fundy Girl>]

Hey Lifeguard Lola!!!!-I'll traed you a foggy Fundy day here for your lifeguard duty!!

Mel-I don't think she ever started fires. We were too poor to get her fixed so she was always out getting knocked-up. Also, she got incontinent in her last years, so all the pissing would have put the fires out anyway.

[<Mel>]

Lola - The first few days are always slow. You have fun in that pool & watch out for lollipop attacks. Hehehe {{{HUGS}}}

Coffee - See anything up there????? Can you see all the way to DENVER?

[<DU>]

Morning all.

Sorry Mel, we are all full up over here--no room--bursting at the seams--over flowing!! LOL

[<Fundy Girl>]

typo:traed=trade

[<Geri>]

Hello Downunder,
is it COLD there?

[<coffee>]

Interesting conversations on these lines!!!!

*calling Fundy Girl's line*

Hello!!! Hi!!!!!!!

LOL!!!! A dog name lady!!!!!

I had some old panty name lady,,,no matter how much you wash it it still stank,it got holes in it too!!!! It was my favorite panty!!!!I threw it away!!!!

[<SusieQ>]

Good morning......

I see the whining has started up again. Poor me, boo hoo, etc. etc. etc.

We are finally getting a break in the weather dept. That high humidity can zap your energy in no time. So much for weather talk....blah, blah, blah.

So Mel, are you sending the kid to Zippy's Camp? I don't know who is in for a bigger surprise, him or Zip. haha

The grandkids (all 5 of them) will be here soon so I can't stay. If I have an ounce of sanity left, I'll be back later this evening. You nuts have a good day.

[<Mel>]

DU - What's another few illegal immigrants to you?! LOLOL Just stick us in a concentration camp with the others. Hehe

Coffee - Can you hear lady's boss talking about her???? Try to get a line to Denver..... I bet he's getting ready to turn her in.

[<Fundy Girl>]

Hiya DU and Geri.

Well NUTS, I have some shit to do (too bad I don't have a computer in the bathroom). lol.

You guys and gals have a great morning and Mel, if you need help putting that old dog down just let me know. It's really the humane thing to do in a case like this.

BIG {{{HUGS}}}

[<Geri>]

Hello Susie Q

[<Mel>]

Hey SusieQ - It sounds like you have quite a noisy day in store. (Better YOU than me. Hehehe) If you DO ******pletely INSANE by day's end, you can always come back & post as one of those "NICE QVC PEOPLE." They'd never notice another crackpot has joined them. You could just blend right in. Hahahaha

Have fun & enjoy the break in the weather!

[<Geri>]

Ok Fundy Girl
See you later

Mel,
Did you see the follow up on the Oprah Winfrey show about that woman that was Burned in the WTC on 9/11? It is really amazing that she is ok now

[<Mel>]

LOL Trevor & his asterisks!!! That should read :

If you DO go ~COMPLETELY~ INSANE by day's end......

Let the Fire Marshalls take care of the pyromaniac...... I wouldn't waste a bullet on her.

[<DU>]

Hi Geri, it is freezing over here and it is going to be even colder tomorrow!

Hi Fundy, bye Fundy!!

Mel, you wouldn't be allowed to stay in the detention centres because the latest thing that they, (illegal immigrants) are doing is sewing their lips together in protest at not being allowed out (set free!) BORING!!! LOL

You had better go to Canada instead!! LOL

[<Geri>]

Well Downunder,
Stay warm

[<Mel>]

DU - Are they REALLY? That sounds like something out of a Stephen King novel. You talked me into it..... Canada, here I come!

So what have you been watching on the TV today?

[<Bootygirl>]

Oh, I'm sur George will ove givin yo his milkshake! But yos has to gets it out of Mel's fat mouth.....sees it drippin from her toofless hairy chin?? Oh, it ain't milkshake....it's George's pitiful cumload. sorry, guess you has to find it someswhere else, skip to my loo, or whatever da fuck you name is.

I thinks Coffee knows where yo can get yo own cumload, ifs yo still interested.

[<DU>]

Thanks Geri, you stay cool!!!

Mel, this is the second time they have done this. During the riot that they staged several months ago they trashed the joint and one guy jumped off the roof into a roll of razor wire without a shirt on. Like I say, Boring!!

[<Lola>]

Finally served breakfast....just checking on the nuts before I head out to the pool.

Coffee, LMAO....panties named lady? Do you name all your panties or just the old stanky ones?

FG-I think I'll keep my sunny days....sorry, fog isn't my bag baby.

Mel, Denver you say? Think we could get a bug set up somewhere out there? Imagine hearing that...who is she talking to? Oh herself, haha, of course.

Later gators!!

Oops, good luck with the little ones, Susie Q, try to stay sane!

Bye!

[<Bootygirl>]

Oh, Mel has a milkshake but yo has to lick it from her hairy chin. Oh, I sees dat it ain't no milkshake....it be George's pitiful cumload dribblin down her whiskers. Sorry, skip to y loo, or whatever da fuck yo name is.

Coffee...yo shold bes able to tell her where to get a cumload of her own. Maybe yo skank assed little boyfriend can give it to her.....and you can watch...which I knows yo likes to do.

[<Lola>]

Hi DU...I didn't forget about you.

Hows the great aussie land? Any kangaroo spottings? Yeah, well how about..any penguin spottings?

Huh, huh, if you're so smart.

:)

[<DU>]

What did I watch on telly? A couple of soapies---I don't really like them---I just watch em'. The tennis is on now, too bad Agassi was beaten yesterday, bummer!!

[<Geri>]

Downunder,
I don't understand what is wrong with Mel this morning,she is ignoring me for some reason

[<DU>]

Hey Lola!!

Didn't you know that kangaroos are on the endangered species list!!

Penguins----we have millions of the little blighters waddling all over the outback!! LOL

[<Mel>]

Lola - You have fun today. I think I'll return all those shorts that didn't make the final cut and get that kid's wardrobe finally complete today! It's a good day for the mall. Catch you later!

booty - It wasn't funny the first three times...... keep trying..... maybe it will be funnier eventually. ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzz

Funny - No.
Shocking - No.
Annoying - Eh.... somewhat.

I'm sure you're having a LOT of fun. Oh well..... you "NICE PEOPLE" always were weird!

[<DU>]

Mel, can you please stop ignoring Geri!

Stay cool, Geri. She will come around soon! She may have a few things on her plate at the moment. Cream cake/sandwich/chocol ate chip cookie etc etc. That is a lot to put onto ones plate.

[<coffee>]

Ahhhhhh!!!
Good Morning Lola!!!!

Oh yes !!!!! LMAO!!!! I name all my useless shits!!!!!!
Girl I name my toilet tissue "booty girl" It's a guarantee to lick and clean your booty clean!!!! I like it!!!!! I wanna keep my booty girl!!!! All my liittle doo doo stains are gone!!! (hugging booty girl) Thanks booty girl!!!

Get off Lola,,,,, bye your own booty girl!!!!!!

[<Mel>]

DU - I heard that Agassi lost. I did NOT hear about the penguins all over the Outback. Do they bring their own water supplies? Hahaha

Well...... I'm going to go finish folding those clothes & then head for the mall. I'll see you NUTS later. Have a great morning &/or night and watch out for suspicious happenings....... I think Trevor has put something into the water or something. LOL

See you later.

[<Geri>]

Downunder,
It doesn't matter,and I give up

[<KING STEVE>]

Queenie I`m shocked, You were one of the few that use to take the high road. I guess the peer pressure was to much for you.

[<Mel>]

Arrrggghhh. Sorry DU

Good morning Geri.

How's your RAIN?
How's WEBMILLIONS?
How's GOD?
Have fun at the MALL.
Tomorrow you have to bake 4 dozen cookies? Bake them, don't EAT them.

Coffee - Keep in mind what I said.

Ok.... see you NUTS later! Have a great day. {{{{HUGS}}}}

[<DU>]

GERI---Quick!! If you head over to the mall now, you might just bump into Mel!!

Then you can ask her why she is ignoring you. Good luck!!

Mel, did you ever see a penguin more than three feet away from water? LOL

See ya, have fun at the mall.

[<coffee>]

Well I'm off to work!!!!

See you all this evening!!!!! Stay away from my shit Mel!!!!!!!

[<Bootygirl>]

Aw, Coffee, yo know you don't use toilet paper. You just let Mel lick it off cuz yo one sick fucker and she yo mother!!!!

LMAO...thinkin of yo the other night with KING STEVE pumpin yo ass and yo screamin how much yo love it!!!!

Did yo boyfriend tell yo he left da bar early da other night to sneak over here and do me??? It sure was fine fuckin! I was a little disappointed though...cuz yo was braggin at the Gay BB that he had a 10 inch dick when yo was pimpin him out. Coffee....yo sure do tell lies...but everyone here know it.

LMAO!!!!!!! Yo sure are one sick bitch...and PUP know it too!!! He tell me all about yo ho-in days!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

I'll laugh all day at work about dis....Oh, you don't know what a job is...dat's right...you and Mel and George. I has to work to pay for ya'lls welfare checks. I'd better get busy!!!

[<Mel>]

KING STEVE - Don't be shocked. It's always the people that protest the loudest that are REALLY enjoying themselves. By protesting they are actually keeping the fight alive...... they must secretly WANT IT. Hahahaha

Look at Shana...... at every chance, she brings up YOUR name. Why?

If you get a chance, drop me an email at :

mel (underscore) stick at Yahoo

And speaking of Mel Stick...... I want to say good morning to El D, before I head out the door!!!!!

Later NUTS!!!!!

[<Mel>]

"I'll laugh all day at work about dis"

LOLOLOLOL

[<Geri>]

Everything's fine Mel,
See you later

Dowwnunder,
Do you ever look at the Oprah Winfrey show? They have a follow up on that woman that was burned in the WTC Attack

[<DU>]

Mel, are you STILL here?? Amscray!! LOL

Geri, I watched that Oprah program earlier this week. It was very sad. Anything concerning the WTC is sad to me!

[<Bootygirl>]

Mel...I's can't meet yo today likes we planned. Yo has to wait yo turn to get a piece of PUP KING. He say he don't really want to fuck yo no more cuz yo ass is too fat... he afraid he fall in!!!!!

Yo bet yo fuckin ass I's havin a goooooood time!!!! I'll be seein yo in Hicksville!!!! Is dat Long Island??? Pizza sounds good to me!

Liked yo posts on Voy. LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[<Geri>]

Downunder,
it is sad

[<Geri>]

BootyGirl,
WHERE did YOU come from?

[<PHD>]

Looks like we have quite a sewage spill today.

[<DU>]

The SEWER, Geri.

[<Lola>]

Sniff, sniff...

anyone smell that?

Oh hi PHD.

[<DU>]

See Geri, even a professional agrees with me! LOL

[<Bootygirl>]

Dat smell jus be Mel's stanky pits.

Yo bitches don be gettin yo panties all wadded up. There be some for yo....dat fo sure...uh..huh. Just yo stay tuned.....LMAO!!!!!!

[<Geri>]

Downunder,
It looks like SOMEONE is trying to start TROUBLE.I'm going to go and finish playing the Games on web million,I'll be back

[<El Diablo>]

Did someone say "trouble"? Hello all, I see the group has some "new" friends. They are definitely having trouble with cussing. Just like a child to wear something newly learned into the ground. Are they the IRC meanies that we've been threatened with? It's a shame that Shana doesn't take her QVC pals advice and forget tvtalk. She's not been well and it's apparently Mel's fault. Bad Mel. I think I enjoy the fake name guy the most, I can't wait to see what my character in his play says. I bet it will be about Zoro! Would this be a dramedy or straight forward comedy? Have a QVC day, El Diablo

[<Bootygirl>]

Geri-atric....I's be waitin....

[<Geri>]

If anyone comes up here,why don't one of us put a new game up or a joke or something that would be fun?

[<Geri>]

Oh No BootyGirl,
NOT YOU!!!

[<Bootygirl>]

Ok. Dis sounds lik my kind of game!!! Yo start Geri-atric!

[<DU>]

Geri, you want to stay away from that one!

What ideas have you got for a new game?

[<Geri>]

BootyGirl
You sound like TROUBLE,I'm outta here

[<Bootygirl>]

Aw...Geri- atric....don't let da dhoo hit yo on yo ass!!!

[<Geri>]

Downunder,
I thought that you were asleep,isn't it late there? I'll think of something in a few hours

[<Geri>]

SHUT UP,
BootyGirl.SHEESH

[<DU>]

I'm watching the tennis. It goes for 2 weeks, so there are many more late nights ahead!

[<Geri>]

Downunder,
THat BootyGirl is getting on my NERVES

[<Bootygirl>]

I luvs it when yo get mad geri!!! Makes my hot blood boil fo yo!! Pup King be here soon wid Quack!! Den da game begin!!

LMAO!!!!!

[<amber>]

hey guys guess what! i posted over at the jref forum something outrages and within seconds they found out i was roseannefan! how in hell could they know that that quick!

[<Geri>]

Amber,
BELIEVE ME,they would know you ANYWHERE

[<DU>]

LOL, Geri!

[<amber>]

yeah but i posted as hotamber not roseannefan!

[<Geri>]

Amber,
I'll have to go and check that out

Downunder,
Are you registered on the JREF Forum?

[<amber>]

i think they banned me after one post!

[<DU>]

Nope, I'm not registered there. It's hard enough to keep up with what happens here without being there to. LOL

[<Geri>]

Amber,
The JREF Forum is for INTELLIGENT people ONLY that know how to SPELL,And you have to be over 18 years old

Downunder,
I was eating my lunch

[<amber>]

no no geri i am 16 and i got registred!

[<Geri>]

Yeah Amber,
I see that

[<amber>]

geri i sent you a privat message!

[<Geri>]

Amber,
I'm sorry,but I put you on my ignore list over there and I changed my name over there to.HEE HEE HEE

[<OB>]

Her name is Gerri now.

[<Geri>]

OB,
I have HAD IT with you,I'm going for a walk.SHEESH

[<amber>]

i know she changed it! that was mean i thought we were friends! you have destroyed every relantionship you have ever had its all your fault!

[<Geri>]

Amber,
They know that it's me over there,since I told them

[<amber>]

where the hell did everyone go!

[<OB>]

Geri went for a walk with the babies.

[<Lola>]

Sheesh, this joint is dead.

Anyone?

&lt;tumbleweed rolls by&gt;

[<El Diablo>]

DAMN TUMBLEWEEDS! Hello Lola. El" voice from beyond" Diablo

[<Christine>]

Sheesh; I just got through reading page one; should I bother with the rest or just skip it?

Uh...Lady, if you're still around, in order for your meds to do you any good, you need to take them regularly. You sound as if you've missed a few too many doses.

And Shana, no comment.

On that note, hello everybody else!

[<Geri>]

Hello Christine

[<El Diablo>]

Hello Christine. Don't bother with the rest, trust me. It's been quiet for a while, maybe lady's nurse made it with the dose. Nick of time. Maybe the QVC'ers are reloading on cuss words. Kids can be funny, can't they? Except you Shana. I see more Zoloft(or Zoroloft) in your future. Enjoy the day, El Diablo

[<Mel>]

Hello NUTS!!! I'm back from the nice cool mall. Returned a bunch of clothes that didn't pass my son's inspection & bought others that will probably be returned also. LOL

I see Amber & Geri are still stuck in the same old groove.

Amber & her incredible tales.

Geri taunting her because she changed her user name & blocked her at JREF.

Ho hum.

Hey EL D...... how is life treating you on this beautiful Thursday? The breeze here is perfect..... just enough to keep things enjoyable!

Lola - Is this YOUR tumbleweed? I wish you wouldn't leave them laying around..... Ghost will think this is a ghost town & come begging for more cookies! Nobody wants to bake cookies in the summertime!!!!

Christine - Anything exciting on the left coast? Hehe

[<El Diablo>]

Life is great Mel, especially here at QVC. One-thirteen here today, hooray for a/c & swimming pools. The children seem to be running amuck here today. What fun! El Diablo

[<Geri>]

Mel,
Can you think of any new games to put up here that would be fun?

[<Geri>]

113 Degrees????
I don't think that I could stand being that hot

[<Lola>]

Howdy all. Hey el diablo, you're looking awful snazzy today. Got a hot date or what?

Mel, yes that is my tumbleweed, sheesh, get your own. Everything I have, you want. Well, too bad, I have to draw the line somewhere!

Hi Christine....Lady needs more than meds to get through whats in that head of hers. I hope she gets some serious help.

[<Mel>]

Geri - I really don't like the game threads too much.

El D - The kids will be running amuck for a long time. 1) Earplugs 2) Dark sunglasses 3) A Supersoaker for offensive purposes!

The antics of last night speak of the POSTERS, not of the targets of their anger. Just goes to prove that life in CENSOR-LAND might not be all it's cracked up to be, if they keep coming here for their "fun." Oh well.... whatever floats their boat. ZzzzZzzz

Lola - You are so selfish. You have a whole pile of tumbleweeds & won't spare even ONE? Boy! What a bitch!!

[<Geri>]

Mel,
Me either,but I used to like the games to and I still play them once in a while

[<El Diablo>]

Yes, life at the cloisters isn't all it's Quacked up to be. It's a pity they want to "ruin" a good thing. Don't worry about me Geri, it will cool off-----in November. Yes Lola, I did put on my sunday go to meetin' clothes. No reason, unless Shana comes home to roost. Cuckoo. Let's have some fun! El Diablo

[<Lola>]

El D, I'm with you there. I always knew she had the hots for you.

Mel, keep your grubby hands off my tumbleweed. You are such a greedy little bitch. SHeesh, get outta here and take your snooty attitude with you.

[<Mel>]

LOL El D..... Come home to roost??!! The picture I have in my head! LOLOL

I just pray she doesn't start with that scary Net Lingo stuff again. I'm STILL shaking from that! LOLOL

[<Christine>]

El Diablo, I did skip the rest. But I still had some "interesting" stuff to read on other threads. Oy!

Mel, nothing nearly as exciting as this board at the moment. Just finished my morning work shift.

Lola, I agree; Zoloft won't cover it and probably no antipsychotic strong enough. Straight jacket, perhaps?

Hi Geri.

[<Mel>]

Lola - Shame on you for starting trouble..... you KNOW that it's really KING STEVE that Shana loves. El D is a terrorist.... remember and if THAT'S not bad enough...... he's missing an "R." Hahahahahahaha

[<Geri>]

Mel,
I have been at the JREF Forum a little bit today

Christine,
I have stayed out of trouble today

[<Mel>]

LOL!! Christine - You mean you work and STILL have time to post on every board here?! LOLOLOLOL

[<Geri>]

Mel,
I bet that Scotty is LURKING

[<Lola>]

CHristine, straight jacket, yeah thats more like it. Takes me back to my clinical days. We did a few weeks at the state hospital and this one guy kept getting away from the aides and trying to jump out the window. So they had to triple straight jacket him. LOL

Come to think of it, I think I did see someone there that resembled our little lady. Uh-oh.

Mel, Ok, ok, I'll stop stirring the pot. But isn't there enough of el D to go around? You mean I've been waiting in this line for nothing? Oh triple sheesh!

[<Mel>]

Geri - What do you mean you have been staying out of trouble ~TODAY~????

[<amber>]

yeah i saw shana's post yeah and we recked her quiet bored my god annoyed and offedner look like saints compared to her!

[<Geri>]

Mel,
Oops I mean EVERY DAY

[<El Diablo>]

Are you saying that a psycho can't fall in love with a terrorist? How rood of you! My psycho would respond but she was up late last night spreading joy under several alias' on the QVC board. She'll set you straight with her IRC & net lingo! I'm warning you! You better watch out, you better not pout, you better not cry----I'm telling you why....Shana Clause is comin to town! Ho, ho, ho......merry Thursday. I feel cooler already. El Diablo

[<Christine>]

Geri; that's good. I'm sure you have a LOT MORE FUN here when you stay out of trouble.

Lola, LOL.

Mel, Good question! Maybe she should ask my friend, "HUH". ;) Oh, that's right; it's my "cushy job". Hahahaha!

[<Geri>]

Christine,
I sure do

[<Mel>]

Yeah right Gerri.

El D - Shana Claus!!!!! LOL I can see it now..... Shana coming down some poor kid's chimney..... she'd probably leave a lump of coal at the house..... stick her finger on the side of her nose & say, "Get me the fuck out of here!" and whoosh..... she'd be sucked right back up that chimney....... just in time to see her reindeer fly away without her...... chanting :

"Free at last, free at last. Thank Geri almighty, free at last!"

[<Christine>]

El Diablo, that IS rood!

Geri, I know it.

Hi Amber.

[<El Diablo>]

Oh, she'll leave a lump of something but I don't think it's coal. This thread is now the funniest of the day. El Diablo

[<jojennings>]

Hello, Mel, Lola, Christine, and El "Z" Diablo,,, I've been busy lurking as I haven't had much time to post in a few days...Had yard work and babysitting....I know better than to turn the pc on when kids are here....whew, they're wild...

Christine, that full moon is stuck, don't you think?? Else everybody has PMS...LOL...The Nuts on here get along pretty good...unless one cracks up completely and poses as "God"....that's really going the limit...Ohh, but&gt;&gt;God is in the sky&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;, ,,ROTFL...My grandbaby says that too....

El Di has left the sign of the Z again...must have put a curse on the board....
How ya doin, El Di??? Yuma is almost as HOT as Show Low right now...Hope they get rain soon ...Poor people...

Mel, we are having church camp here for kids and adults, but we haven't been able to go yet...A/C room and meals for $25...for 1 week...Not bad and it's 2 services a day, but all the kids are nuts about it...You will Miss NB....

Lola, good for you on getting the pool...I was at my daughters house this week and happened to look down and almost stepped on a water snake by the pool, and he is now brown...LoL...

Hubby just said we're going tonight to the church camp, if I see God will tell him he has an impersonater on these boards...haha... Gotta go,,,,

Have a nice one!!!!

JJ

[<Geri>]

Hello Jo Jennings

[<Mel>]

El D - Just remember...... she's making a list...... and she's checking it "Oh shit! Does anyone know how to spell JAHN?"...... "Is it with a "a" or a "O"..... twice......

JJ - Speaking of camp..... the bus should be here soon. The first day is always a crazy scheduele. By the time they get all the newest campers on the bus.... Arrggghh. You have fun tonight & don't be a stranger. As you can see...... NOBODY can be stranger than some of these posters! lol

[<Geri>]

Mel,
I bet he likes it too

[<amber>]

hi guys whats up!!

[<Geri>]

Nothing Amber

[<Christine>]

Hi JJ! Yes, I think we're "stuck in full moon mode". Weirdos everywhere! Sheesh!

[<amber>]

geri i think ob likes you! you should go out with him!

[<Cindyloo>]

*Cindyloo skipping in to the song...Skip to my Loo!*

Sheesh! No one home after all that energy I put into it.

[<George>]

Who's singing and skipping around now? LOL

[<Cindyloo>]

Hi George!
Oh It's just me, pay me no mind, just felt like skipping. How's it going?

[<Mel>]

I'll sing, but I won't skip! LOL

Hiya NUTS!!! How's tricks?

[<Geri>]

Hello George

Cindyloo,
What have you been doing?

[<George>]

Hello Cindyloo and Mel. Nothing new here except I'd stay away from that new "George". Mercy, what a mouth. LOL

[<Cindyloo>]

Evening Mel...tricks has been good! How are ya tonite? You sing and I'll skip. LOL

[<Geri>]

Mel,
I put a nice saying up here that I wanted everyone to read

[<Cindyloo>]

Had some bad storms Geri, been off line most of the day and then when I wanted to get online, it took me forever.

[<Cindyloo>]

Heck George, we knew that wasn't you. Not your style at all.

[<Geri>]

Cindyloo,
I put a nice saying up here that I thought you would like.It has been raining here too,and we might get more

[<George>]

I know that you NUTS knew it wasn't me. It's just too bad they couldn't try to impersonate me better. LOL

[<Zippy>]

Afternoon Nuts and all the rest!

LOL George I saw were someone was trying to be you...to bad that cant even get that right...LOL

Not much going on here..same old same old!

What new around here?

[<Geri>]

George,
I knew that wasn't you since you don't post like that

[<Geri>]

Hello Zippy

[<Mel>]

Nice saying Geri.

Cindyloo - Are YOU the one that sent the thunder MY way?! If I get lost, you'll know it's all YOUR fault. Haha

George - That "Dirty George" is some kind of poster! A little bit Coffee and a whole lot "Q Regs." Hahaha It's a damned Shana... oops, I mean damned SHAME that some people have to sink low enough to IMPERSONATE other people. ZzzzZzzzZzzz

[<Cindyloo>]

Evening Zippylooloo!
How's it going? Not much here either. Just the storms and now it's quiet and peaceful and cooler to.

Geri, I'll go and read it

[<George>]

Hi ya Zippy. Nothing really new here. How's tricks been with you? LOL

[<Mel>]

Hiya Zip! Nothing NEW at TvTalk..... same nonsense as all the other nonsense in years gone by.

[<Geri>]

Mel,
I got it off of Joy Greetings.com.They send me a different saying every day.I just started it

[<Cindyloo>]

Sorry about that Mel. Hope the storms aren't too bad. Actually the storm that was here went on down South towards Cincinnati and on down. It sceered me. I was hiding. I hate that damn lightning.

[<Geri>]

George,
Did you read it yet?

[<Mel>]

That's fantastic Geri.

George would you go read the thing already. ARRRGGGHHHH.

READ IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Zippy!!! READ IT NOW!!!!!!!

[<Mel>]

Zippy!! I'm NOT kidding....... GO READ IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[<George>]

Mel, interesting mail. LOL If they only knew.

Cindyloo, how much rain did you get?

Yes, Geri.

[<Cindyloo>]

LOL Mel

[<Zippy>]

Well I wish one of you would send me a storm...say around 9 ish? Thanks!

NA not much trying to be good...LOL...sucks when you have to work at it ! lol

Just got home a bit a go ordered out dinner...ate...Im stuffed..ready for bed lol

But first Many things to do ...Yuck! We are finally getting these two computers networked!!!!
The Gateway guys is coming tomorrow afternoon...I hope he doesnt have to pull all the computer stuff all out! Its all neat and tidy now ...not a wire showing..so if he makes a mess I will shoot him! lol

And Yogi still doesnt know his name! Geeesh!

[<Mel>]

LOL! Shhhhhhh George!

[<Zippy>]

&lt;Just keeping it cool Mel&gt; LOL

[<George>]

Don't worry, mum's the word.

[<Cindyloo>]

George, I think we got close to an inch. Lord, you ought to see the soy beans. I mowed this morning and the beans weren't that big yet and now they have grown just since it rained.

Wasn't that interesting? LOL

Zippy, was just going to ask you how Yogi is doing. Bless his heart.

[<Mel>]

Zippy - I'm ignoring you until you READ IT NOW!!!!!!!!

The same goes for Amber!!!!

[<Mel>]

Ok Zippy..... I'll send you the damned rain.... just READ IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

[<Zippy>]

Mel read what???? For cry eye What???

The emails...yeah ok...I saw them...what???

You want me to bust out laughing NOW?

[<Mel>]

Very funny Zippy!

PLEASE READ THIS YOU ALL WILL LIKE IT &lt;Geri&gt; (6 posts) June 27, 2002 07:09 PM

[<Mel>]

Ok?! Did you read it yet? If you didn't..... would you READ IT NOW???!!!!!!

[<Zippy>]

Email me Mel!

[<George>]

Mel, what if I can't read? Then what?

[<Mel>]

Not unless you READ IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[<Geri>]

Zippy,
Grrrrrrrrr,THE NICE SAYING I PUT UP HERE

Mel,
It's getting ready to rain here,thank goodness

George,
I'm glad that you liked it

[<Mel>]

George - You already read it.

Zippy - Did you READ IT YET?

[<amber>]

mel i read it and i thought it was beatiful! really good thing that geri posted!

[<Zippy>]

WhAT AM I Suppose to read?

[<George>]

I could've faked it.

[<Mel>]

Geri - Thank GOD for rain, huh? Thank GOD you keep telling us about rain.

Zippy - You have very important mail!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[<Zippy>]

Ummmmm No I dont! lol

[<Mel>]

Now Zippy.... aren't you ashamed of yourself? Amber read it & said it's really nice.

Get with the fuckin' program & READ IT NOW!!!!!!!!!

[<Cindyloo>]

Well my dears, better skip on out of here. Hubbys' home and we're having take home hamburgers for supper. Ain't he precious? LOL

Love you all and sees ya in the morning. I might get back here but won't promise.

George, we might caper in the morning, but depends on what time I get my butt out of bed. LOL

[<Mel>]

"Ummmmm No I dont! lol "

I know it Zippy! Hee hee hee

[<Zippy>]

Night Cindyloo...see ya later if Im not insane by then:)

Nope not yet!

[<Mel>]

Cindyloo - You enjoy those hamburgers and hope you get a good nights sleep. {{{{BIG FAT HUGS}}}} See you in the morning!