I've got crabs.....

[<Mel>]

Yep. Sho' got 'em crabs. I gots to stop messin' wit my sista's baby's daddy, he sho' got crabs.

[<Smashing>]

Well, isn't this special? Osama again?

[<Zippy>]

No No Sandy its Shana...talking from personal experiences I guess! lol

[<Smashing>]

My, for a person that doesn't want to be bothered by the nuts, she certainly tries to agatite them. She has yet another lovely post in the name of El Diablo. Busy, busy, busy.

[<coffee>]

I got some crab legs too!!!! anybody want some???

[<Zippy>]

Hey Cool Coffee I just happen to have some Melted butter!

[<Lola>]

I got the crackers...lets eat.

Gee, thanks Shana!!!

[<coffee>]

Any beer with those crabs????

[<El Diablo>]

Looks like the AOL imposter is at it again. Shana swears it's not her and this time I have to believe it. No shit. I've done my homework. Delphi chat is a wonderful place to meet. She really seems to be trying to move on. She & some of the delphites are just lurkers now. Really. We can't blame her for everything here, only most of it. I, personally, will try to curb my Shana abuse until she herself forces me to add fuel to the fire. Am I getting soft? No, never. Am I sorry for what I've said in the past? No. I'm saying that we need to blame the right scum & not speculate. I have no problem targeting, tormenting & crushing a piece of crap in human skin but I want to make sure it's the correct piece of crap. If I find out it is you Shana, you will be crushed to tears, I have the ammo & the intestinal fortitude to release it. I am a heartless, guiltless bastard when pushed. On a lighter note, why would anyone want to ruin such a nice, friendly board? Any theories? Lady? Plume? Ragdoll? Philip? OB? All of the above? Anyone? Let's find out & crucify them. El Diablo

[<coffee>]

That's what I'm talking about El Diablo!!!!!

Boy don't I just Love that EL!!!!!!!

Rotflmao!!!! Way to go!!!!!!

[<El Diablo>]

Now, now Coffee, I'm too jaded to blush. Thank you. All you NUTS are great. El Diablo

[<coffee>]

EL,,,,
I had to read your post baby one more time!!!!

You keep it on the REAL!!!! That's what makes me so crazy about your post!!!!

STRONG, REAL and on POINT!!!! Never shaddy nor grimmy!!!! REAL!!!!!

Never fake,,,,nor whimpy,,,,!!! Strong!!!!

And you shoot straight from the hip,,,,on Point!!!!!

*applaud* My Kind of Guy!!!!

Yes!!! The Nuts are a beautiful group!!!! I love those folks!!!!! That is from the heart!!!!

[<El Diablo>]

Yes they are Coffee. I'm hoping that the IP detectives in the group will find out who the bullshit artist is over the weekend. I'll be off the air until Monday then I'll return with my special brand of hell. Hopefully I can unleash it on our AOL imposter. Y'all have a fine weekend, you deserve it. El Diablo

[<Scotty>]

&gt;&gt;&gt;I'm hoping that the IP detectives in the group will find out who the bullshit artist is... &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;

Hi El D, Are you referring to Christine, perhaps? She's a better tracer than Shana is! LOL

[<El Diablo>]

Hello Scotty, I'm saying I don't think that Shana is the culprit. Someone is posting shit in hopes that Shana will be blamed and she is. I'm saying we root out the fucker and give them a dose of tvtalk love. They are too stupid to cover all thier tracks. I could be wrong but I'm pretty confident it's not Shana. Trust me, I'm a Delphite member & poster. This is really the end, see you Monday. El Diablo

[<Scotty>]

El D, I meant Christine is the IP detective, I know she's not the culprit! Have a great weekend!

[<Lola>]

El D, you're the best!!!!!!!!!

[<coffee>]

Yes he is Lola!!!! Yes he is!!!!

[<IMpOsTeR>]

how pathetic. LMAO

Yet another sociopathic computer geek venting his frustrations on something so enormously lame. I think it's quite obvious that someone so easily provoked is seriously lacking the necessary outlets in which to vent emotions.

When is the last time "El Diablo" had an El Diablow-job?? We're guessin' 1985?

At the risk of sounding cliche, you need to get out more..