View Full Version : Whatz up with GERI?????
<Goofus>
07-13-2002, 09:48 PM
Here's a thread to post what the public has learned about GERI from her Posts.
I'm new, but I'm learning and I'll go first.
1.She likes to yahoo/email. (me too)
2.She doesn't work. Why?
(My guess: gets social security because she's been declared legally disturbed).
3. A virgin
4. Hates sex/blacks/moving pastors
5. WebTV
6. Addicted to tvtalk/webmillions
7. Goes to mall/church/library?
8. Strange repressed sexual fascintion with Mel/cats/Boomer
9. FAT
10. 38
11. no real friends/cyber friends
12. cookies/bisquick
13.someone lied and said she had great tits.
14.
mom's coming...your turn
<geena>
07-14-2002, 12:41 AM
14. knits potholders
next-
15.D cup
16.Likes to cut grass and wash cars.
17.Was held up in a bank.
18.Obsession with ECMAN and Phelps.
19.Possibly posts here from library.( no proof just my thoughts)
20.Likes the words "kick your ass".
21.Likes long walks but never makes it past the door.
22.Loves Bryan Adams
23.Her K-mart closed.
24.Has tons of tapes of the Rosie show.
25.Has a friend who is a squirrel.
26.Russell Stover Chocolate Bunny's
<geena>
07-14-2002, 12:49 AM
27. White & UNPOPULAR
<jojennings>
07-14-2002, 12:56 AM
28. Claims to be cyber party hostess....LOL
<lady>
07-14-2002, 02:25 AM
29. takes centrum vitamins that make her sick
<I care>
07-14-2002, 08:36 AM
30. Claims to be slow, so she can get away with using other posters' names, make death threats, racist remarks, and tell lies, then come back and say she's sorry, she was just mad, but she's okay now.
The problem is, this plan wore thin a long time ago.
<jojennings>
07-14-2002, 03:32 PM
I agree, I care...I can;t stand to hear "I'm sorry, I was just mad"....
<Zippy>
07-14-2002, 03:51 PM
The good news about Geri
31) She is in the moutains for the weekend!
32) She is in the moutains for the weekend!
33) She is in the moutains for the weekend!
Well it was such good news I kinda lost control...Sorry:)
<Zippy>
07-14-2002, 04:17 PM
34) Sadly this idea never was to be.....
Geri 209.240.222.132 February 17, 2002 12:31 PM
Hello Mel,
I am back from church and I was thinking about trying to be a better person like talk about the subject that you all are talking about or finding one that would be fun for all of us instead of yelling at each other.I don't feel that it's right.What do you think?
<Face Facts>
07-14-2002, 04:25 PM
When she returns, not one single NUT will be capable of ignoring her. Some will be nice, some nasty, but all will give her the attention she craves. Just a fact of life.
<Zippy>
07-14-2002, 04:40 PM
I am afaid your right "FUN FACTS" ...if that IS your name! haha
If you know so much..what would you recommend we do? We could use some new ideas!!!
Thanks in advance!:)
<Zippy>
07-14-2002, 04:42 PM
Oppps I mean FACE !
<jojennings>
07-14-2002, 04:45 PM
Zippy: <She's in the Mountains> (singing) She'll be coming 'round the mountain with her lap top...Hahaha
<Boomer>
07-14-2002, 04:50 PM
35)
Likes to be berated and abused by me.
<Zippy>
07-14-2002, 04:50 PM
HAhA JJ...no no please thats not even funny...Geri with a lap top??!??!
Are you trying to gives all a heart attack? haha
<Zippy>
07-14-2002, 04:53 PM
Nothing new for me...but I just realized I mispelled Mountain three times on my other post.
So let me fix it
MOUNTAINS
MOUNTAINS
MOUNTAINS
Duh ! hahaha
Hi Boomer!!!!
<jojennings>
07-14-2002, 05:05 PM
FACE FACTS/COFFEE: OOOOOOHHHHHH No, COFFEECAKE, Not me,,,but it seems that's what she thinks, she can just do us any old way and still just take up where she left off, all said and done...AND AS LONG AS SHE GETS HER WAY, SHE WILL NEVER LEARN A LESSON....I DON'T LIKE FOR HER TO TREAT ME LIKE SHE MUST TREAT HER MOTHER...
<Boomer>
07-14-2002, 05:10 PM
Hi Jo...Hi Zip...
Yes, Geri sucks, I agree.
Maybe she will fall out of the car when
her Mother hooks a hard left getting her
to the Denny's for breakfast...it ~could~ happen?
<Zippy>
07-14-2002, 05:10 PM
JJ I know I am exhaushed...I really am...but where do you see Coffee? lol
Coffee didnt post as FACE...not her at all! I know when people cant use there REAL names..it makes it hard for everyone.
If that was Coffee you would of known it...TRUST ME haha:)
<Goofus>
07-14-2002, 07:18 PM
36.lives with her mother
37. won't do dishes/windows
38. likes Scotty
39. weather reports
40. afraid of bug/bugs?
41.likes to yahoo (on 2x cuz she really likes too)
42.married to OB
43.abandoned her children (virgin birth?)
44.broke OB's heart
45. pisses off BOOMER (on 2x cuz she really does)
46. writes "Good Grief" alot
47. also "SHEESH"
48. also "I know mel/whoever"
49. No drivers license? (just a guess)
50. gets headaches
Goof
<jojennings>
07-14-2002, 09:50 PM
Zippy: Didn't you see the Face Facts post a few back??? That is Coffee's ip #;
Boomer: Hi there, well, I don't hope for anything to happen to Geri...but I just hope I'm around when she has some etiquette on these boards, like a few days ago a person was asked a question and she didn't give them a chance to answer, she just butted in and answered...common courtesy...she just wants to run the board like she told Catsxoxo, she took over after she left...hahaha....She actually thinks she is some kind of a celebrity...hahaha.. .
<bumper>
07-18-2002, 09:23 AM
crochets
<ANTIFREEZE>
07-18-2002, 07:15 PM
Jo-why don't you suggest to Geri to enroll in an etiquette class?
<Geri>
07-18-2002, 07:19 PM
ANTIFREEZE,
A what class??????
<ANTIFREEZE>
07-18-2002, 07:22 PM
Geri?
Do you own a dictionary?
Well if you do, look up the word.
You will see.
<Geri>
07-18-2002, 07:25 PM
Antifreeze,
I know what it means,and I think that I am nice enough.BYE
<roseanne>
07-18-2002, 07:25 PM
she also thinks bill clinton is hot and was pregnant with bryan adams baby and alex paris baby were did the whole virgin thing come in!
<ANTIFREEZE>
07-18-2002, 07:27 PM
Well Geri, what do you think it means besides being "nice"?
Can't you see that I'm trying to help you?
<Geri>
07-18-2002, 07:28 PM
Roseannefan,
I thought that YOU were leaving.I guess that we are both crazy
<Geri>
07-18-2002, 07:29 PM
Yes Antifreeze,
And PLEASE change your name.God Night
<HeeHeeHee>
07-18-2002, 07:51 PM
LOL! Look...another one!
"Can't you see that I'm trying to help you? "
LOL!
<LOL>
07-18-2002, 08:02 PM
Nope, not another one at all! But you'd think so, wouldn't you?
<HeeHeeHee>
07-18-2002, 08:09 PM
Yes Antifreeze,
And PLEASE change your name.God Night
LOL!
<BUMPER>
07-19-2002, 11:06 PM
GED by July 31 2002
bumpity bump bumpbump
<bizzy bump>
07-19-2002, 11:52 PM
bumpity bumper bump bumpo
<Hellfire>
07-20-2002, 12:51 AM
Statement: Some asswipe almost backed into me today because they BACKED UP WITHOUT LOOKING! NOR DID THEY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY WERE ABOUT TO BACK INTO.
Nothin' pisses me off more then someone who thinks their soul job in life is to REHASH old news. Yeah, I have an attitude with those who have no view. Give a rest to the speed bumps. They pissed us off in the car when we had to drive slow. Ya think they don't piss us off now??
<BUMPPPP>
07-20-2002, 12:59 AM
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
<Hellfire>
07-20-2002, 02:09 AM
That would be something only you could relate too.
<Hellfire>
07-20-2002, 02:16 AM
ok I'm a little freaked. Like how did the same IP show up for 2 different people on 3 different posts? I look like I'm talking to myself. Problem is........how many people did I see something happen like this and think they were the same person. I'm shook.
<Hellfire>
07-20-2002, 02:18 AM
Testing
<Hellfire>
07-20-2002, 02:23 AM
Testing
<Hellfire>
07-20-2002, 02:26 AM
Ok people, things have hit the fan. I can't post when I write a message. Something about being banned. This is just checking. When I just do testing I get through.
<testing>
07-20-2002, 02:29 AM
What a darn shame Hellfire. We were so looking forward to your crackhead remarks.
<Hellfire>
07-20-2002, 02:31 AM
Now, I'm sure I'm looking like a freak. I'm telling ya when people say they are
NOT talking to themselves or they can't get through. I'm going to believe them. Me thinks that whoever governs this board has a very warped sense of humor. It's a little late right now. I don't think it funny. I'm not talking to myself and I don't know how many times I've tried to post and been denied. Who the hell knows this entry may be denied. Who the hell knows might have posted with the same IP. My question who could possibly have that kind of capability and who would?
<Downunder>
07-20-2002, 02:34 AM
Mysterious, Hellfire!
<Hellfire>
07-20-2002, 02:41 AM
Ahhh guess what shameless one. I've cracked. The code has arrived. Probably doesn't have a damn thing to do with the fact I'm a thousand miles away from my husband. Doesn't have to do with the fact I'm actually struggling with a change to meet the needs of those depending on me. Has everything to do with a cowardly act of kicking someone when they fell down. Whether you had anything to do with that fall matters not. You answered. Therefore guilty of that act. (Just find it strange.) Just know.... I kick back. Trust me it will not feel good. Even if you like that sort of thing.
<Hellfire>
07-20-2002, 02:46 AM
Downunder...(Don't know if this will get through. Feel like I'm talking to myself at this point) Anyways my last comment wasn't to you. I'm actually beginning to understand why Geri seemed to go crazy. Can't post when I want. Can't say half the things I want to say. I don't even know if this will get through or if someone else will post and it will look like me. My God, I'm almost sounding like Geri and even I thought she was crazy.
You had me worried for a minute, Hellfire.
I hope your post problems clear up. I have been having trouble getting the reply page up so I hit the refresh button about 10 times then it appears.
Computers have a mind of their own ya know! lol
<Hellfire>
07-20-2002, 02:54 AM
OMG! As I read I'm looking crazier and crazier! LOL! Sometimes when I post. Especially mentioning a certain persons name. It says something about how I have been banned from posting. Me?!?! Banned?!?!? I would believe it if I had been hanging around, but most of us know I haven't been here for awhile. I just arrived. How in the hell can someone post as your own IP? It's getting weird people and I'm sounding even weider without even trying. Wait till it happens to you and it just might freak you out too!
I've always taken pride in answering as myself. I didn't know someone else could or that I could be banned from answering.
<lady>
07-20-2002, 04:03 AM
...just testing to see if I've been banned too?????...I mean you just never know!!!...coffee never gets banned...why?
<Hellfire>
07-20-2002, 07:38 AM
Just came back on to see if I can post. It was REALLY REALLY weird last night in the wee morning. It got so bad I thought I was Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory. LOL!
<Zippy>
07-20-2002, 07:40 AM
HAHA Hellfire were you lonely last night?
Geee why didnt you yell.. I would of talked to you!?!?!
Hope you better today :)
<Hellfire>
07-20-2002, 07:50 AM
LOL! It really did get weird last night. Sometimes when I tried to post it would tell me I was banned. Then having it look like I was talking to myself was really freaking me out. I REALLY over reacted over nothing. But I tell ya. I was seeing a rat in every corner. Too funny when I think how frantic I got over the whole deal. I'm laughing at myself now.
<Geri>
07-20-2002, 07:53 AM
Hellfire,
Did you get any sleep at all? You were on here really early this morning.Watch out for Catsxxoo,she's out to get me,I think.YIKES!!!!!!
<Hellfire>
07-20-2002, 07:58 AM
Yeah I went to bed and got up this morning. Called the store and told my assistant to handle it. That I would be in tomorrow. Actually this will be my first day off in almost 3 months.
I think Cats is gunning for a few people right now.
*whizzzzzzzzz, POW* Damn, if she just didn't shoot a stray bullit! Keep your head low Geri. This could get nasty! *Hellfire darts a quick peak over the barrel she's hiding behind*
<Geri>
07-20-2002, 08:03 AM
HellFire,
Catsxxoo is probably After Boomer and Coffee.I'm going to the mall,I'll be back later to see what's going on
<Whatzupwit>
07-20-2002, 06:00 PM
101. IQ of 100
102. Will fight no more forever
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