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06-06-2002, 07:18 PM

When our son was just three, we moved into an old house and we were in the midst of renovations. He wet the bed three nights in a row and I said, "this is a problem, our washing machine is not hooked up and I have all these sheets to wash...he said, "drill a hole in my mattress and run pipes under the floor into the toilet"....Today he is an engineer and he does not wet the bed!

06-06-2002, 07:32 PM

LOL!! My son was 3 and I thought pretty much potty trained. I had bathed him and his brother and dressed them and myself for church. I was riding with another lady that Sunday and just as she pulled into the driveway, I noticed David backed into the corner with THAT look on his face. Sure enough, he messed his britches. As I was cleaning him up, I said "David, why didn't you tell me you had to go? Why did you do that?". He turned those big baby blues on me, shrugged his shoulders with his little hands turned up and said, "I couldn't help it, Mommy. It just hopped out of my body!".

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06-06-2002, 07:56 PM

My son(who is now 32....ugh) once turned to me when his was just a little kid and said" hey mom,did you know Paul Mc Cartney was in a group before Wings?"......I could have cried.
And my younger son(now 29) .....we were in a rental car on vacation and I heard him in the back seat(he must have been all of 5) say."Oh,my God,look what they invented!!!!" and her was CRANKING down the window....we had always had electric ones..........double UGH!

06-06-2002, 10:03 PM

I had just answered the phone and told my daughter's adopted grandmother,
"you must be psychic because I was getting ready to call you." After
hanging up the phone, my daughter asked me "mommy,what does it mean when
you said Grandmommy was PSYCHO?" she reminded me of Angelica from Rugrats.

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06-07-2002, 08:57 AM

These are all too funny. My grandson had a bout of the stomach flu. His grandfather asked him how he was feeling and he said "Pop, I have melted poop". (Meaning diarrhea. We still laugh about that.

06-07-2002, 03:46 PM

LOL!! Out of the mouths of babes!!

06-07-2002, 06:31 PM

When my daughter's were little, we were at the navy medical building, when the nurse told me I had to have my I.D. checked. As we walked down the hall full of people, my oldest (around 6) asked me in her pitched little voice, "Mommy, are you going to have your IUD checked? I wanted to die....its funny now, but at the time.....I wanted to die!

06-07-2002, 06:48 PM

We had a priest in our town and I don't know what sect he was in but he wore sandles (no socks) year around...AND we get LOTS of snow...anyway, we're in the check out line at the grocery store and the priest is in line behind us...my son, age 6 says looks at the tabloids and says, "Hey MOM, read this, it's about a pregant nun"....I slinked out of the grocery store and was glad I was not Catholic!