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<bigskywrtr>
06-22-2002, 11:09 PM
The TOP TEN Things I Learned In Kindergarten That Still Apply To My Adult Life:

10. Fly in the front-tag in the back!
9. If the little red-haired girl who sits behind you tells you that she'll show you her underpants for a nickle, then she is trouble and you should stay away from her!
8. SWEATERS make lousy birthday presents
7. There IS too Santa Claus!
6. There are those of us who eat their own boogers....and there are those of us who are usally sitting right next to them when they do it
5. Old people are wise...and sweet...and loving...BUT BOY! They sure do smell funny!
4. Recess really is the best part of school
3. It's not about being "good" or bad" ....it's all about whether or not you get caught
2. A nap in the middle of the day is a REALLY good thing!

And The Number One Thing That I Learned In Kindegarten That Still Applies To My Adult Life:

ALWAYS Pull that zipper up NICE and SLOW and make sure EVERYTHING is where it should be before you do.

have a great day folks!
remember to let your inner child out to play now and then...
bsw
:)

<Lola>
06-23-2002, 07:27 AM
Thanks BSW...great to have you back!

As always...great top ten!!!

<Smashing>
06-23-2002, 07:47 AM
Thank you so much, you just made my day!
Seeing you back is wonderful. I hope you are feeling better and will drop in on us from time to time. It is so refreshing to come here and find a message from you. Sandy

<Mia>
06-23-2002, 07:59 AM
BSW,

As always, you give us something to smile about.
That's a good thing!

Thanks,
Mia

<bettyboop>
06-23-2002, 07:50 PM
Thanks BSW.......you made my day too.
....boop