YIKES!

[<Scoopsplus>]

After reading some of the posts here about The View today, I was interested in what The View board had to say about Kelly's segment. Well, I was astounded at some of the posts over there.(not about Kelly..just in general) Then I went on to check out the Rosie, and Martha Stewart boards....Holey Moley! To think I was complaining about this place getting down and dirty. We aren't even in the running. lol
This is actually a more (sophisticated) board...for lack of a better word. Some of the things I read on the other boards were downright scary. Kudos to all of you here for maintaining some sort of decorum...for the most part. lol
I don't think I will venture out again...too depressing.

[<Jinh>]

That's so true Scoops-I've looked at a couple others as well - and did exactly what you did - went YIKES!!!

Thanks for your post.
See everyone, we're not so bad after all!
LOL!

[<Scoopsplus>]

You are most welcome Jinh. I also should add that I didn't want to insult anyone here who posts on those other boards. The messages that I am referring to were from screennames I did not recognize. Still shaking my head!

[<Jinh>]

Scoops -
I went to a "Crossing Over with John Edwards" site once because my good friend lost her husband and was interested in going to the show. Good Grief! It was an absolute Circus!!! I mean those folks make us all here look like little angels complete with wings and halos!!!

I've looked at a couple of others too, can't even remember now, but had the same reaction.

No, we're no "angels" but, hey, we could be a lot WORSE!

Oh, by the way, I just read that a lack of Magnesium makes you grumpy - after this past weekend, I think this board could use a truck-load!

Jinh

[<Scoopsplus>]

Bring it on Jinh! lol

I was too freaked out to peek anywhere else. You know what I thought was cute?
Everyone here is so worried about using correct grammar, and spelling. Not so on the other boards. We must be the cream of the crop...I don't know what the heck the crop is, but we sure do try harder. lol

[<Monica>]

Ok call me paranoid but we need to be careful so the posters from the other sites dont invade our place, from what you guys said I dont even want to go exploring, I do post at the Judge Judy site, only about 2 other girls post there and they are real nice, and down to earth, they have posted here a couple of times, and I have posted at the survivor link but that place is deadsville

[<Scoopsplus>]

Probably true Monica...didn't think of that. Never Mind.

[<lisac>]

Scoops, you are right. The View board, for the most part, is absolutely disgusting!!! That's why I usually post my views about that show here--you can't even have a decent conversation with most (not all) of those people. I remember being shocked when I first went there lol

[<lisac>]

We're not so bad after all, Jinh? Can I remind you of a gem you posted last week?

Posted by Jinh on April 18, 2002:

Oh Gals!

What a hangover I have today! Those meds! Whoa!
At first I thought maybe the "Ladies" had put poison in my tea, but then realized that I didn't even stop by!

Did you make it to the truck stop? So sorry I couldn't go with you...shame to waste the 'two-for-one' coupon!

Hey, here's my little diddy for lisac, but need some help finishing it up - (sure you won't mind puttin' in some effort here - it's for a good cause after all)!

L - is for Long, Long Gyn. exam complete with additional sygmoidoscopy.

I - is for Intensely itchy 'private' parts.

S - is for Screaming bunch of two year olds (or a bad STD) take your pick!

A - (YOU Know what I WANT to put here)!

C - (YOU Know what I WANT to put here)!

Talk about pot meeting kettle! Geez! (I won't even bring up the F-you post)

rofl

[<lisac>]

Scoops, I'm really sorry to bring negativity to one of your threads, because you are such a nice person. But I just couldn't sit here and read such hypocricy (sp).

[<Jinh>]

lisac-
I said "Hey, we're no angels".

And nothing compares to your post that lead up to that and you know it.
I'd keep my mouth shut about it if I were you, unless you want me to start cutting and pasting!
LOL!

[<vlanj>]

lol

NOTHING Lisac has ever said could warrant THAT post from you, jinh.

[<lisac>]

Cut and poste with my blessing! All I said was that I thought you were too old to have grandparents that were still alive. Geez, I'm 38 and I only have 1 living grandparent. I'm still scratching my head as to why that warranted a f-you post--maybe you can enlighten us all. Please.

[<Jinh>]

Listen,
I was minding my own business - just posting about Fargo...no biggie.
You just had to come along and post some un-nessesary attacks.
Anyway, good for you! You got me-Miz High-Road!

No apologies from here though - I think you deserved it.

(I guess we could both blame it on a Magnesium deficiency though)!

LOL - whatever...

[<Scoopsplus>]

Still doesn't compare to some of the nonsense I read, but I have to say Lisa, I think you get a bum rap..or a bad rap. Well you know what I mean. I don't really understand the hostility. Everyone pretty much gives as good as they get around here. Like they say on Survivor.."it's all part of the game". I think what Jinh meant with her "we're not so bad" was a collective we...which includes everyone. Part of the problem here is that neither side can recognize an olive branch...ok twig...ok leaf, when they see one.lol

[<PK>]

OH CRAP!

Are we going to rehash yet again?? Wasn't all weekend enough?

Come on give it a rest, girls!

PK

*walking away muttering*

[<lisac>]

First of all, you are not the board monitor, so stop acting like it. And why wasn't an "admonishing post" from you posted on the thread "did anybody watch the show today" started by RnKnS? Just wondering......

TO everybody else--I'm not in a bad mood at all--even though this post sounds like it lol

[<Jinh>]

Geez PK
I don't think I posted more than twice on Sat. and (Pretty sure) none on Sun.

lisac hasn't even had a chance till now to bring up my "nasty" posts.
Which as soon as she could by golly she did!

LOL!

[<PK>]

Wow, Lisac... I'm lost on this one...

Copy and paste the part of my post on the thread you referenced that was "admonishing"??

Now we have to rehash today's posts too??

Gimme a break..

PK

[<Scoopsplus>]

I would like to say that just since I said that I don't understand the hostility towards Lisa, that I am soliciting any cut and pastes to prove otherwise. I think I have read enough to form my own opinion. We can all find times on here when someone has had "a moment", or something that has gotten our backs up. I find the majority of Lisa's posts to be benign, and conversational in tone. So please, let's not take this any further.

[<Jinh>]

Okay Scoops -
I want you to re-read this thread from the beginning.

Who started this argument?
Who started the argument on my 'Fargo' posts?
Sure she seems benign, but why does she ALWAYS have to throw some cut in? It just gets so old.

Anyway, I'm tired of it too.
I was just posting to you...lisac brought all this up.

Wish I could be on the "high-road", but can't seem to climb myself down there.

[<vlanj>]

Jinh: No matter how you try to SPIN your story, your post was offensive. Scratch that, your POSTS were offensive. Anyone in their right mind can see the horrible, vulgar namecalling from you and your fellow posters--not to mention the "wishful" deaths that are posted on occasion. (but if you then say that you were taught to be honest, all SHOULD be forgiven. NOT)

We may have used the words hillbilly, moonshine and grannies, but HAVE never resorted to the crude, vulgar, profanity you posters have stooped to.

And one other note: The same posters use the old excuse of PMS or now the "new" Magnesium deficiency for moods or crude comments. Please, don't insult the rest of us females.

[<JustSandy>]

Excuse me! Exactly when did I ask anyone's forgiveness? Read again. I said I was sorry that I mentioned it, not that I thought it. And I was explaining something to Scoops.
Forgiveness? From you? I don't think so. If you don't want anyone talking about you, stop talking about them. You started this stuff within the first month I was on this board. I had never done anything to you. But you just kept it up.
If you just don't read the posts from any of us, what are you doing cutting and pasting them. Isn't it hard to c & p something without reading it?

[<vlanj>]

sandy:

I decided to join you and have fun, remember?

[<gailsie>]

My goodness lisa, I certainly missed that little gem from jinh! And here I thought the F-U post was so bad, why that was just the icing on the cake!

And I second that V, lisac has NEVER, EVER posted anything to warrant such an attack.

Z Z Z Z I P P P P P P P P P P P ! ! ! lol

[<PK>]

Oh Crap, "Girls"...

Lisac... This sanctimonious "poor me" stuff is for the birds... I have to wonder why anyone in their right mind would re-post something like that about themselves.

If it really bothered you, you would want it to just go away.. Instead, you flaunt it as a badge of honor and use it as a weapon against someone else..

Then to have the Gall to pretend you really hated to "have" to post it... Crap!

Then the troups arrive, click their tongues, knowingly, and feign shock, horror and amazement... Crap!

Your posts, Lisac etal., are "so" calculated to get just the responses they do. As I said last night, you need better writers. Those you have now write only.... Crap!

I made light of "poor" Lisac's 20/20 picture promo reference, and did not call her on it later.. But of course, Gailsie, you would think nothing of that since you intimated even worse...

Crap!

Scoops, I applaud your attempt to make peace, but... That item is obviously not on the "girls" agenda..

Gailsie... more Crap! you have never missed a "gem" in your pathetic life...

The only reason this is coming up now, is cause it took you this long to manufacture an answer and feed it to "poor" Lisac...

You are "so" transparent...

Vlanj... Crap! I pity anyone who has to suffer your definition of "fun"...

Lisac, is this where I apologize to Scoops for having to say this because of the previous hypocracy - or do I need to do it in a second post...)

PK

Crap!

[<vlanj>]

Oh geeze. I knew you couldn't contain yourself--ready to explode are you? lol

[<PK>]

Ya, you Betcha, Marge...

Exploding all over the place...

I am here, I am there, I am everywhere.. OOPs, there's some more...

Look out... coming through...

Crap!

Admitting to baiting, are ya? Surprise, surprise... You are getting sloppier and sloppier, busted PeGirl...

Clank..

;0))

PK

[<vlanj>]

Oy-vey.

Now I'm confused. Am I vlanj, vlad, gailsie, pegirl or lisac? How about if YOU make up your mind and YOU tell ME who the heck I am. LOL

[<gailsie>]

I think a good dose of Immodium will help with your SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM!

PU!!

[<PK>]

LOL...

We "Both" know who your are, and you are NOT "poor" Lisac...

Keep the misdirection and deflection going, though... Someone will obviously buy it..

But DO work on your pointed and transparent "scripts"...

Crap!

PK (waiting for the feigned ignorance re above... ROFL)

[<PK>]

Oh, Gailsie...

If only it would... I would SO love to be without you!

FKU!

[<vlanj>]

Gailsie, LOL

Another classic!

[<gailsie>]

very easily done, PU, just ignore, ignore, ignore!!

and again with the F-word! tsk tsk!

[<poorlisac>]

wow. keep on proving to people like Scoops how classy you really are, PK. way to go.

[<poorlisac>]

and before I leave for the night, what in the world are you talking about re: 20/20? Everyone was posting about your pic, and the promos for Friday's 20/20 had a woman who swallowed some type of camera ( I can't remember what the story was exactly about--didn't watch the show) and she looked exactly like you (at least from what I remember). Good Gawd.

[<vlanj>]

maybe sandy can refresh our memories on that picture. lol

OK, sorry. But I couldn't resist. lol

[<PK>]

LOL.. PoorLisac - Crap!

You are the one losing even more credibility...

LOL - Scoops knows what kind of a person I am, and I think she is learning what kind of a person you are. If you re-read her posts, you will see that

Don't think that makes a whit's difference in anything, though..

BTW... What F word??

FKU?

Finding Knuckleheads Unbearable.. Somehow seems very apt...

Have a nice night and grow up...

PK/FKU

[<gailsie>]

Wow, things are moving slow tonight, guess the Immodium is working . . .

Took from 8 fourteen to 8 fifty one to think of three words to match up with F K U. lol!

[<PK>]

LOL...

Sorry, didn't know it was a test... Gawd... NOW you have a "stopwatch" on me? Should I look in the john for a camera? You do seem to be strangely interested in my bodily functions..

Goodness, I apologize I was not hanging on every word you posted on this thread... LOL Seems I had other threads to moniter and other words of yours to hang on...

Crap!

FKU

[<Lola>]

How dare you take so long, PK, don't you know there is a time limit here?

I've tried to bite my tongue today and I don't think I can anymore.

There is no way anyone with half a brain can think what they do is classy...

Guess that explains it all...

[<PK>]

Shame, LOLA...

The day was going along fairly nicely there for a while... Guess someone got bored..

Well, I guess that is why "THEY" think they are classy....

;0))

PK (Lisac won't get, it, I bet... May V/G will email her and explain??)

[<Lola>]

You mean "Poor Lie-sac"???

Oh, I wasn't sure, you must clarify.

Well, I'm off to the topless bar, maybe Mark will be there, drunk as usual, ready to stick his head in my knockers.

LOL ROFLing

[<PK>]

You lucky dog...

NO wait, that would Be BigDog... I may see you later, If G quits giving me tests and quits checking my bms... Now THAT is a real pain in the ass..

;0))

PK

[<Lola>]

You better watch what you say, someone may cut and paste that in a bit.

Did you say pain in the ass? That isn't a nice word, and I dont think you should say that.

Gives new meaning to the term "potty mouth"

*gets out timer and starts timing PK*

Ready...set...GO!!!

[<PK>]

Damn... Flunked AGAIN!!!

Just cause I couldn't think of suitable letters for "Potty Mouth"...

I normally wouldn't have said ASS, I would have used the "at" sign with 2 sses. But with Trevor's new software, it most likely would have come up as *ss and I doubt the "Girls" would have understood my meaning...

LOL, Actually I was being Martha Stewart... In the interim, I did a load of laundry, Of course I started with weaving the cloth, then making the clothes (though unfinished insides), then wearing them, and then getting them dirty... (Damn that Crap!) THEN I washed them...

Am I too late for the bar? Wait, gotta put them in the dryer...

;0))

PK

[<Lola>]

Sorry, too late, Sandy and Jinh are waiting outside in the pinto, topless of course.

Maybe tomorrow...

Oh I can hear the radio, its playing...Once..twic e..three times a lady...

Gotta go, you know thats our song.

*takes off carrying suppository just in case PK shows up*

[<PK>]

Pant, pant, pant... Did I make it??

Look, between, G with the immodium and you with the suppository, my poor bowels are gonna be mighty confused...

Personally I think you BOTH are much too concerned with my bodily functions...

I know, LOLA, with you it's only professional curiosity.. Wait, oops...that would be prefessional "curtesy", wouldn't it... Sigh... It's been a hard few days..

;0))

PK not knowing whether she is crapping or going...

[<PK>]

Chagges for the spelling police... "courtesy" and "coming" or going...

Heheheh

[<JustSandy>]

Blind?
Come on Lola, I am not going to wait all night. It is cool out here, and Jinh can't take it.
Besides, I have waited all night for you to get your Sh** together. OOOPs! I'm sorry PK.
Stephanie said she was going to meet us tonight. If that hussie doesn't hurry, she's going to be left behind.
George has the pig under his arm. I saw him going down the road about twenty minutes ago. He said Liz has gone to check on one of her oil wells, and he wants to party!
Whoopee! Sandy

[<Lola>]

Oh PK, you must have forgotten, I only pretend to be a nurse, thats just a cover, for what I have no idea????

Sandy-alright, alright, I'm coming, I feel bad for PK, she really wants to come, don't we have room for her? Can't the pig stay behind? Just once, sheesh, he always drools on me, and normally I like that, but not tonight.

I hope one of you remembered the moonshine and the wigs. Cause you know it ain't a party without that.

*pinto takes off down the low road, trashy novels dragging along the bumper of car*

[<PK>]

Whew... At least I don't have to deal with one of those dratted "professionals"... curiosity/courtesy or not...

Has BigDog shown up yet? Somehow he got wind (heheh) of George and the pig and set out at a dead run..

I'll be there shortly... Seem to have a hitch in my gitalong... Butt's a bit sore...

PK dragging up the "rear"..(sorry)

[<JustSandy>]

Alright already! PK can come, but first she has to correct her spelling correction.
She made chagges for two words, but now she needs to change chagges. Oh, forget it. Now I am confusing myself.
That pig that was drooling on you was George, idiot. Jinh was holding the pig, didn't you hear her singing to it?
Man, sometimes I think you might have hit the moonshine before we even started. Where is the seat belt in this thing?
Stephanie has the wigs, that is why she is supposed to meet us. She says she gets the long, purple, shiney one. Strange isn't it? Don't ask.
She wants to run on the beach with the wind flying through the stringy things. We don't even go near a beach by the truck stop. I can't even imagine what she is thinking!
Just floor it and let's get there.

What do you mean, it is floored? Twenty four miles an hour is flooring it. OH Brother!

[<PK>]

LOL Sandy...

That old bucket is just "chagging" along - no wait, that's not right either... Golly, I'm gonna flunk the test again... Do I change chagging to changing, or chugging... Oh, me, Oh, my... So many words, so little time... worry, worry, what to do... The friggin time is chagging away...NO chuggin away... no... Changin... no..

OH, dear, seems I have exploded... Again...

;0))

PK

[<JustSandy>]

Heard there's a lot of that going around. Don't worry, it will pass. I got a shot for that in the Fall. Oh no, I think that was the flu. Whatever. Just speak slowly until it goes away. Sandy

[<stephanie>]

Woah!! WHo are you calling Hussie!!??? Remember, You all get a 3 hour head start on me. That's the REAL reason I'm moving back East- so I can make it to all of our parties on time!!!

[<PK>]

Yawn....

YooHoo... Steph... Hello, down here...Most of me has been napping under this table for a while now.. Do you see any more of me around? If so, could you just shove me together in one place.. Think I can handle it from there. Exploding twice in one night is a bit more than I am used to...

Didja bring the wigs?

Look out, don't step there pig slobber, or something... OK, you're safe now..

;0))

PK

[<JustSandy>]

Forget the excuses. Have you got the wigs? Now the pig says she wants one too. Says that she doesn't want to be recognized at the truck stop. I think that George has taken her there before.
Do you remember the Hooters T-shirt? Lola took it out of the back of the car and she has it on.
Mark is inside with his friends, and she's going to make a little dancing change.
RN my butt.
Jinh's got the moonshine over there. She thinks it is meds that she is supposed to take.
Sometimes I worry about her. I think she has never gotten out if that Minnesota frame of mind.
She's even got a chicken inside of her jacket. Imagine that.
When you get here, we will have to go earlier. The only reason we wait to go out this late is because you can't shake loose any earlier.
Can't wait for your arrival. Sandy

[<PK>]

Well, thanks a lot, MZ Sandy...

How long have you been here? Seems I've been spread out all over the floor for hours and you just stepped around me? Over me? On Me? Seems you could have gotten a broom or something...

I will not forget this.. That old bucket you arrived in and we are all supposed to leave in, has completely cratered. Return trip will be by Pedal power... Unless you can get ahold of E.T. quickly, guess who's first name is Pedal... heheheh...

;0))

PK

[<Lola>]

You little skankbag, I can't believe you exposed me like that.

Its a good thing I'm busy dancing for Mark or me and you would be outside...oh no we wouldn't, that where PK exploded. Not a pretty sight, let me tell you.

Steph, quit slacking and get your ass over here and help, this dog puked all over the Pinto. I told PK to quit feedin him those Krispy Kremes, but did she listen, noooooo, and now look.

Hey this moonshine seems stronger tonight, good job girls.

OOOH, theres Mark now with a few of his friends, I think one is Jeff Gordon, ya know the classy one who cheated on his wife? Yep, thats the one, lets go. I heard he would screw anything that walks, classy man that he is.

PK, quit screwing with that damn wig, and lets go. You look fine, just wipe that brown spot off the back of your dress.

[<stephanie>]

I can always shake it!! I'm just not sure my kids at school would enjoy that to much!
I've got the wigs (was able to get one for the pig too) and I brought some Wild Turkey (Sandy, you know that's what us Hokies drink!) Did George need one? Because I could go get him one too.
Hopefully, Lola has an extra Hooter's shirt- mine tore apart in the dryer so I've only got the orange bloomers on right now!
PK- I almost missed you down there! Good thing you warned me about the pig slobber- would have made me look trashy!

[<PK>]

AW LOLA...

I ASKED you NOT to do that.. Just cause you found part of me, you shouldn't have taken advantage with that supository. God, I thought I was done with those spots on the back of my dress years ago...

*working with the baby wipes and saying less than nice things about LOLA*

[<stephanie>]

Lola- I'm not touching the dog shit- do you think I'm that trashy?! I'm so above that.

PK- Are you still under that table!? You need to come out and get a load of Lola cleaning the Pinto! If a dog ever shit in my I-ROC, I'd be livid!

Where's Jinh tonight?

[<stephanie>]

Guess I should practice my "Hooked on Phonics", I misread puke as shit or poop.

[<Lola>]

Hey at least I told you and didn't let you venture in there smellin like a poop factory. You should be thanking me...

What a friend you are.

Good, we got a wig for the pig now lets go. Yes, I have extra t-shirts but they are all XXXS. I'm sure that suits you hootchies just fine though.

Sorry about the suppository, I just couldnt help myself, though Sandy was the one who put it in. SHe likes that nasty stuff, go figure.

[<stephanie>]

Non-ladies- Hate to run, but I just met a really hot guy in the bathroom and he wants to take me out to the back seat of his car. I think he might be the one- 3'5", 300 lbs, very thin red hair; bald in spots, 3 teeth (yellow), and his clothes smell like PK has been around him! MMMMMMM!!

Catch you ladies tomorrow!

[<Lola>]

Jinh is over in the corner with that guy from last week, you know toothless Jim Bob. He is sooo hot, I wish I was her right now. I got him next so keep your grubby hands off.

Yes, its funny that I had to clean the Pinto, just wait til I have a few too many and puke inside your 78 Suburban, lets see whos laughin then.

*wiping down Pinto and cursing very loudly*

[<stephanie>]

Need to aplogize. I'm sorry for that last comment where I called you ladies. It'll never happen again. I promise to have my new guy spank me since I was so bad!!

[<Lola>]

Oh Steph, you always get the good ones.

I guess I have to settle for Ricki tonight. 6'9, very hairy, 5 teeth (too many for my liking) gray hair, and a weird growth on the back of his neck.

He says he's gonna take me to his mamas and have his way with me...

YEEEEE-HA********W

[<PK>]

I might have known that durned Sandy would be mixed up in this some how..

Funny she disappeared when I mentioned Pedaling... Work to be done and she is GONE! Guess that suppository was her parting shot... (Who's got the Glade?)

Hey... Some baby wipes left if you need them on the Pinto... Durned good car, that Pinto!

Hello....Hello... Rats.. They both seem to be busy, and BigDog and the Pig are nowhere to be found.... Hmmm... Heheheh... George... OH George... Hey! Slow Down.... Geeeooorrrgggeee.. Geez...

I either gotta get in shape or get one of those souped up 3 wheelers they have on TV..

;0))

[<lisac>]

I see you guys got a late start. It looks like the alcohol didn't start kicking in (for a few of you) until about 9:00. What gives lol

[<stephanie>]

Some days they wait for me- I'm the slow west coaster 3 hours late to everything!

[<Lola>]

Yeah right, you think we wait for you, but really we don't.

Last night PK did about 7 shots of Vodka by the time you showed up. And that Sandy, woohoo, she was slammin the Rum and Cokes minus the coke.

Maybe Lie-sac is jealous cause we didn't invite her to our hillbilly bash?

Oh I forgot, shes too much of a "lady".

Pot and Kettle, I know pronounce you man and wife....

[<Jinh>]

Dagnabbit!
I missed you old sleezballs again!
Been cleanin' house for two days - just so the Dish Tv installer won't go runnin' away (hope he's hot-might just jump his bones)!

Hey, that couldn't have been me in the corner with toothless Jim Bob last night- musta been my twin sister Kelly. She ditched Mark and the kids - I told her she should hit the Truck Stop with you all.
Saw her on the tv today - so guess she made it back ok.
Well, guess I better go get gussied up for that installer...
Yee Haw!

[<Jinh>]

OKAY DAMN IT!

I can't find my purple wig or Hooter's tee anywhere and the installer will be here soon!!! Found my orange shorts though - what's all this brown CRAP on the back??? Oh well, they smell ok.
Tried to call Kelly - but she's shootin' AMC now.

I guess I'll haul out my old prom dress.

Shit! Where's the rope?! Can't get into the damn thing without it!

[<Jinh>]

Well,
The installer made it out - but we got all tangled up in the rope that was holding my old bright green prom dress together and couldn't find my certificate.

He has to come back Friday - no Osbournes again! Friggin' Figggures!

Sandy, Stephanie, Lola - PK - Where the hell is my purple wig and hooter's tee???? I got a date tonight with the Dish gut!!!
He's takin' me to the Truck Stop!
He don't have no theeth, an the special tonight is steak - guess I'll have to chew it up for him first.

Hope you can make out tonight!!!

jhin

[<Lola>]

Jinh-you nasty bitch, don't you know the steak is really dog, it falls right off the bone, he wont have any trouble eating that. I feed it to the hubby all the time, no teeth here either.

Yes, I will be there tonight, though I dont know about the other hussies. They got into a little scuffle earlier with some really ugly lady who claimed to be really fit and built great. Turned out to be all a lie, they kicked her skinny little low class ass to the curb. Then they stole her wig, oh it was so great, I wish you could have seen it.

Well, I will see you at the bar then, I guess, I gotta gas up the Pinto, and I'm out the door.

PS-I'm wearing the long dreadlock wig, think I can find me a hottie tonight???? Maybe someone to take me back to the trailer or better yet, to their mamas house. OOH girl, I can't wait.