Missed Host Chat! $%*&#$!!

[<RnKnS>]

Anyone want to give me a recap? Thanks!

[<Judithr>]

Well sorry you missed host chat,cause it was quite funny!!! But i can;t remember anything else cept it was funny.Sorry bout that.Hopefully somebody else will fill you in.

[<vlanj>]

Are you sure you want a critique from me? lol

Well, from what I remember, it was an OK chat. (After I got over Kelly's crude comment asking REgis if he got lucky last night. Ugh) REgis looked great and Kelly also looked nice. Looked like her skirt could have been a light khaki color linen with a tank style brown shell. Kind of low (looks like she wore her Victoria's Secret Wonder Bra OR used tape lol) She was complaining how freezing cold it was in the studio, Reege suggested she wear some clothes and she wouldn't be cold. lol Regis was funny. Kelly then continued to say that you "know" when it's cold because "things" start to show----or something like that. Gelman then threw them a pashmina for Kelly to wrap around her soulders--Regis took it a bit far and draped it around her upper body. (stupid, I thought--and Kelly sat there)

Regis showed us some new pics of his vacation--there was an action shot of Regis in a nice backhand "stretch"--pretty good for a 70 yr. old.

Then REgis was grumbling that fed-ex didn't pick up a package. After discussing where the bldg. is Kelly was surprised to know that fed-ex comes to peoples homes. Go figure! lol

Umm, nothing else really exciting. Not that the above was so great....lol

Oh, I do remember something Kelly said while they were talking to the yoga guru. She asked him if "yoga" will be able to "shread" her muscles and if' she'll get a good physique......I'm going out on a limb, but I'm thinking she meant to say "scupted muscles" instead of shreaded. Oy-vey. And, can you believe how UN-flexible she is? Oh my gosh, I was stunned. Really. She couldn't touch her toes without bending her knees. (I really thought she was only kiddin)

[<vlanj>]

oops, "shred" not shread. lol

And I remember Kelly correcting him. He was explaining who the guys were in the tennis pictures. Apparently he confused the Shriner (sp) boys and Kelly stood her ground and corrected Reege---I guess she was right. I didn't see that particular picture.

[<vlanj>]

lol me again. It's "sculted"---

I have a blood blister on my right middle finger & it again started to bleed so I have it wrapped. lol Gosh, I wonder how people type with big, chunky fingers? lol (have to take my time while posting)

[<vlanj>]

LOL

S C U L P T

oy-vey. lol

[<stephanie>]

Curious as to why noone commented on how Regis put his fingers (shaped like a gun)to his mouth yesterday as if he was shooting himself. Interesting, a comment is made about Kelly asking Regis if he got lucky last night, but not about Regis simulating someone committing suicide...HMMMM

[<lisac>]

OMG V, I'm rofling at your posts!!!

Host chat was good, not terrific, but good. You could tell Regis didn't like Kelly's top. I liked it a lot, and it looked good on Kelly (although the cups looked "padded" lol)--but the way she was sitting said, to me, and I think Regis, that she was extremely uncomfortable in it. I loved it when Gelman threw them the pashmina. It was funny. Did you see the look on Kelly's face? I didn't think she was too happy. And when Regis was covering her all up, did anybody hear Gelman in the background saying, "no, don't cover them up--don't cover them up." Wierd lol

Wonder what happened in the meeting yesterday. Sounds like big doin's . Regis said the whole staff now hates Gelman, he's his only friend left. When Kelly asked what the meeting was about (she wasn't there--she was at a photo shoot with her mother for People's mother's day issue) Regis said it was all about her!! I think he was kidding, but not so sure--

Can't remember anything else. Will try to.

Didn't see the yoga part. Trying to imagine what shredded muscles means. Kelly isn't flexible because she doesn't work out.

[<stephanie>]

I can't touch my toes without bending my knees either!!! I'm right ther with Kelly.

[<vlanj>]

I don't think Kelly was too keen on the idea of covering up. How about Regis' comment to her: "A little modesty goes a long way these days...." Yikes! lol

Remember when some of us mentioned that Kelly looks a little odd in some of her wardrobe choices? Some of us mentioned that maybe it was because she was "long waisted".....well, I guess that's what Gelman meant when he reported that Kelly had a long torso. lol I can't believe Kelly was so suprised! She acted like she never knew that. Rosie always use to comment on her long torso--saying that she was always taller than her guests when sitting because of it.

Wow, it sure did sound like something juicy in that meeting yesterday. lol Hmm, could Regis be right in saying that he's the only friend Gelman has left? lol

[<PK>]

Sorry I have to disagree with you there, V...

"Kelly" mentioned sometime back that her body type had short arms and legs.. I think it was the day her blazer arms were too long.

You, btw, distinctly said you had never heard of that body type. LOL....

Short arms/legs or long torso, same aren't they? Perhaps she had not thought of it in that light..

;0))

PK

[<vlanj>]

PU,
Do you have ALL of MY posts on your zip drive? lol

My gosh. That is so funny. lol

[<lisac>]

Somebody's been taking their ginko biloba (sp)! Too funny.

[<lisac>]

And just because a person has short arms and legs, doesn't necessarily mean they have a long torso. They could have an average or short torso. I

[<tobysam>]

Lisac and vlanj---you two are PATHETIC!!!!
I just sit here--read your posts and shake my head!I really best skip over them!lol

[<Lola>]

Ha, ha, you just figured that out? Come on over to the truck stop, we can tell you some really good stories.

[<PK>]

Speaking of funny....

How does one determine whether the torso is long or the legs and arms are short? It's all relative to your height, isn't it... (Barring being a dwarf.)

My goodness you can get so bogged down in semantics - anything to slam Kelly...

So... Let's see, according to you, Lisac.... Kelly has a long torso, doesn't know it, and is surprised by it. She does not have short arms and legs, as she thinks she has... Must be the case, cause according to that "same some", whatever comes out of Kelly's mouth is always wrong...

ROFL

V... Now that you bring it up, I tend to remember your more stupid statements...

Seems "same some" are still spoiling for a fight... Not gonna..

;0))

PK just voicing an opinion, and trying to jog someone's memory.

[<Lola>]

PK, don't you know that Li-sac knows Kellys body better than Kelly herself.

Remember she is such the personal trainer, maybe Gelman will book her for Fitness Week? Wouldn't that be a hoot, some big fatty would probably trudge out and do the whole yoga thing. LOL

I love when I make myself giggle.

Did you hear the news...Pot and Kettle are expecting a little bundle.

[<vlanj>]

LOL

[<Jinh>]

Well, Kelly can stand on her head pretty well...I never could do that without a wall or a spotter.

Also, I remember a while back when they were doing some PE thing, Kelly could put her palms on the floor with her legs straight. I can do that too, I'm built (sort-of) like Kelly - short arms and legs and longer torso.
Guess I'm a "stumpy" too - LOL

Anyway, I thought the idea of that pose they were doing was to keep your knees bent.
Yoga is really cool, but it can be pretty hard - you have to keep working at it all the time.

Oh, the pashmina thing was funny! Gelman in the background going "oh Stop" to Regis when he was covering her all up! Regis seems to have a problem with cleavage - he even commented on Mary Steenburgen! He's so funny that way!

Kelly takes it really well - bet Kathie Lee wouldn't have put up with that!!

[<PK>]

Hey Vlanj...

For the Record...."Shredded" was exactly what Kelly meant..

&lt;&lt;My "keys for getting shredded" was originally conceived for bodybuilders, but can be applied by anyone who wants to be in peak shape for any kind of event such as a photo shoot, a high school reunion, a wedding, important auditions, job interviews or, in fact, just wants to look his or her best for a specific period: the vacation in Mauii, the week at Club Med or the cruise to the Carribean. Looks count in all walks of life. - Dave Goodin, aka Texas Shredder, Pro Natural World Champion, M.Ed. Exercise Physiology, UT Austin, Competitive Bodybuilder, Powerlifter, Track athlete, owner of Hyde Park Gym &gt;&gt;

Really surprised YOU were unaware of that particular term. Did that blood blister affect more than your typing?

Get well soon...

;0))

PK

[<PK>]

Hey Jinh...

I noticed during the Yoga segment, Kelly reached much further down on her leg than Regis doing the "triangle"... I also thought she asked some good questions (must have done her homework), and looked durned good doing that stuff... She is quite graceful. I'll bet if she had legs to match her torso, she could have been a runway model, cause, lol, she sure has the "attitude" down...

BTW... How neat that you are a jeweler... Do you do any design work?

;0))

PK

[<Jinh>]

LOL! PK

Wish I had taped the show - now I'm confused about the pose they were doing!
All I remember is that Kelly mentioned that it was "pulling" the backs of her legs, and Baron was telling them to bend them - I didn't realize they were doing the triangle pose. Just wasn't paying attention.

Oh, in reference to the jewelry, I do all my own design work, I do some repairs for people, but don't enjoy it much.

Jinh

P.S. Actually, it's a good thing Kelly doesn't have longer legs and could be/have been a runway model - not many of them ever go anywhere. I think Kelly's doing just fine (thank you very much!) LOL!

[<vlanj>]

PU:

You simply amaze with how much TIME you spend posting to me and trying to prove me wrong. lol Do you spend ANY time with Pops? LOL

YOu forgot to mention ALL that goes into getting one "shredded." And that it is ONE WEEK of preparation for a particular EVENT. Surely you aren't suggesting Kelly would confuse a life time of yoga/healthy living to a week long program? lol This Dave Goodin you researched endorses his own program for a QUICK FIX. Come on, didn't you read the entire article?

Oh, and here is another quote from your google search on shredding (lol), one YOU might appreciate.

&lt;&lt;&lt;Looks count in all walks of life.&gt;&gt;&gt; 9It's never too late to start!0 lol

BTW, in case anyone wants to read up on getting "shredded" for their bodybuilding tourney, or their photo shoot or for the bride to be....here is the link:

w.w.w.d o l f z i n e . c o m / p a g e 1 8 4 . h t m

I'm absolutely sure Kelly DID NOT mean shredded. ROFL

[<Jinh>]

Hey Pk

This is O/T, but some one (ones?) seems missing on the "Who Are You" thread...

can't imagine who it could be...just can't put my finger on it...

LOL!

[<lisac>]

Kelly probably got the "shredded" term from Meaty Mark--I get the feeling he spends A LOT of time at the gym-- honestly, I've read many, many Fitness and Shape magazines and have NEVER heard the term--it must be a bodybuilding thing--

Looks count in all walks of life? Even in pea patches?????

PK, methinks you need to take a long, hot bath to relax--preferably INSIDE

ROFL

[<lisac>]

By the way, PK--could you explain this--as usual, you aren't making any sense--

&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; So... Let's see, according to you, Lisac.... Kelly has a long torso, doesn't know it, and is surprised by it. She does not have short arms and legs, as she thinks she has... Must be the case, cause according to that "same some", whatever comes out of Kelly's mouth is always wrong...&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;

where did I post any of that?????

When I used to say that you weren't making any sense, you'd make some flip comment; as you can see, I'm going to have to start cutting and pasting lol

[<PK>]

ROFL....

TOO Funny, the same person ragging on me for catching her in an inconsistancy, "googled" to the same site... I didn't want to bore the troups with the entire article... Just posted the first paragraph... and SHE"? is using the same site to rag on me.... LOLOLOLOL..

I got bored quickly... Sorry your usual turn it back as an insult does not work, here...

However much you try to cover it up, YOU STILL did not know the term, even with all your "preening" about your expertise in exercise/body building and remarking on Joy's marvelous deltoids... Google search, too, perhaps??

Give it up... You missed a bet, though... Kelly has photo shoots, so she may be "shredding" - you could have ragged on her for that, if only you knew what that was.... ROFL

Clank... You are confused as usual.... Kelly referenced Gelman being "sculpted" in the today's guest's blurb...(however you "clank" it out on the keyboard..LOL - How many tries??) Certainly think she knows the difference, though you did not till you "googled"... LOLOLOLLOL...

Pops is doing just fine, I might add... Much better than Regis... ROFL..

Lisac... My God woman...Now you're referencing my web site?? If anyone is interested, I will gladly post the url (it is really a deep dark site about hillbillies, our house, my cats, my kitchen, and some other nefarious stuff)This is just one more reference to the PE girls having had access to other information, they "swear" they didn't and then broadcasting on this site...

Lisac... OK... I am having more than a bit of a problem with you.. You are either incredibly clever, or incredibly stupid... (Wanna know my choice??) Hey check out Vlanj's google site... You guys need to get better communication. You are NOT helping one another...

(Reege - maybe you want to reconsider your position?? I apologized to Lisac once... see what it got me..)

;0))

PK Lamao...

[<PK>]

What? I guess I am the board monitor... good grief Lisac... You really do have a problem... Of course you didn't SAY that... I was just using your particular brand of "un-logic".. In case you failed to notice, there were no quotes attached... But then I did not check your IP addy to make certain it was really you that posted that message..

YOUR POST...
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&lt;lisac&gt; 24.25.165.101 April 24, 2002 03:48 PM

And just because a person has short arms and legs, doesn't necessarily mean they have a long torso. They could have an average or short torso. I
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My post in reference to your post...
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posted April 24, 2002 04:15 PM

Speaking of funny....

How does one determine whether the torso is long or the legs and arms are short? It's all relative to your height, isn't it... (Barring being a dwarf.)

My goodness you can get so bogged down in semantics - anything to slam Kelly...

So... Let's see, according to you, Lisac.... Kelly has a long torso, doesn't know it, and is surprised by it. She does not have short arms and legs, as she thinks she has... Must be the case, cause according to that "same some", whatever comes out of Kelly's mouth is always wrong...
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Gawd... this is really getting old..

;0))

PK

[<vlanj>]

Dear PU,

You are a joke. To me, anyway. You wouldn't know what a sculpted OR shredded muscle would be if it "flapped" you in the eye. lol

And I most certainly heard Kelly first refer to muscles being sculpted---that's why I joked about her saying shredded. lol

As for "googling"---you are the queen bee in that dept. Just wanted to let the readers know the "rest of the story"---which again is quite funny in itself.(unless your're a bodybuilder) You deleted some important information--The part on hydration/dehydratio n when you're taking STEROIDS. Yup, YOU'RE Dave Goodin sounds like a real healthy guy---but I guess his picture looks good. lol

BTW, I'm planning on a shopping spree in 2 weeks, maybe I'll go to the Dave Goodin site and start the "shredding" regime&gt; ROFL

Better than REgis? Come one PU, we saw pictures, remember? (bad vlanj, bad. slap, slap) Here's another one: &lt;evil grin&gt;

[<vlanj>]

Lisac,

PU is spinning---and I don't mean on a bike. lol

[<PK>]

Dearest Vlanj...

Whatever...

Love You...

PK ROFL

[<lisac>]

Vlanj, I'm laaughing so hard my stmach hurts lol

And PK, that last post of yours, where you tried to explain yourself, has to be THE most ridiculous post you've posted at this site to date. It just proves you do not understand what you are reading. How do you get &lt;&lt;&lt;.... Kelly has a long torso, doesn't know it, and is surprised by it. &gt;&gt;&gt; from my post saying
&lt;&lt;&lt;And just because a person has short arms and legs, doesn't necessarily mean they have a long torso. They could have an average or short torso.&gt;&gt;&gt;&g t; Please explain this, I just don't understand how you are coming to these assumptions and conclusions.

And for the record, when Gelman told her she has a long torso, she looked at him with a look that said she had never, ever heard this in her life.

[<lisac>]

And, PK, now I'm really confused--I just read your post again--I thought Big Dog was your dog? What do you mean he's doing better than Regis?

[<Lola>]

Does it really matter how Kelly is built?

For some people who claim to not like her, you sure worry an awful lot about her.

Sheesh, get a life.

[<PK>]

OK... You have proved my case...

Incredibly stupid...

;0))

PK - nighters...

[<lisac>]

shouldn't it be "you have proven"

rofl

[<PK>]

Look it up Ditz...

;0))

PK

[<PK>]

Good point Jinh...

I would miss her not being Regis' foil...

I would like to know more about your jewelry, but I certainly understand if you don't want to give out any more info here... Not the most hospitable place to offer up personal information..

If you have a website, email it... If you want my website url, I'm sure Lisac can provide it...

ROFL

see you at the truck site soon...

PK

[<gailsie>]

Hi ladies (you know who you are) laughing about the fitness segment and the shredded physique. Don't even need to google the site, any talk of steroids totally negates anything the person has to say.

P. S. I myself have never, ever heard of a shredded muscle. A ripped body, yes, a shredded one? never! (maybe that's what she meant, "can I get ripped by next week?)

[<PK>]

Here she is... We have been SO missing your presence...

LOL...

Can anyone believe the lengths the "girls" will go to?? Crap!

First... V thought Kelly meant "Sculpted" - ehnnnn - wrong!

Then V Googled the same site - said I deleted information... ehnnnn - wrong! (and STILL thought Kelly Meant "sculpted" - or one of her typos..)

Lisac said something, I think... Twice, I think...

Now Gailsie (go figure) is intimating only folk who do Steriods "shred"... ehnnn - wrong...

This is really getting hard to follow...(Lisac, do not listen...)

Does this mean that even though Kelly did not "mean" shredded, she said "shredded", and since she said "shredded", she is on steroids?

Dear lady... V gave the website. Think most can read for themselves... REALLY doubt any steriods come into play unless they are those between your ears..

Wouldn't it have been a bit easier just to say, oops, yes, I was wrong, Sorry... and wait till tomorrow?? Instead you have lost even more credibility..

ROFL and CLANK! (Give it up!)

PK