Roe
01-31-2002, 09:55 AM
Male Blonde Joke for Gelman to go with Regis's P J's
Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy
coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots.
So the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up
he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
Cowboy: "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and
this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her so
I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my
shirt. so I did.... Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my
pants so I did...Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my
shorts... So I did... then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of
funny and says, Now go to town cowboy!!!...."So here I am."
Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy
coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots.
So the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up
he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
Cowboy: "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and
this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her so
I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my
shirt. so I did.... Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my
pants so I did...Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my
shorts... So I did... then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of
funny and says, Now go to town cowboy!!!...."So here I am."