Top Ten Reasons I Hate Kelly Ripa

[Nekbed]

1. The infantile way she enters holding on to Regis' hand like its her first day of school.

2. Her two annoying waves: clapping her fingers into her palm like she's trying to catch flies, and projecting her palms outward and mindlessly waving like she's trying to wash windows.

3. Her overly pancaked face.(Why someone as naturally pretty as she would use so much makeup is a mystery)

4. Her ridiculous hair which is permanently set overthe outer third of her eyes, causing her to constantly attempt to adjust it.

5. Her limited shoe collection, which seems to consist of a pair of black pumps with white trim on the inside edge, and a pair of brown ankle boots.

6. Her annoying habit of spurting out "YESSS" to just about anything Regis brings up as conversation.

7. The very obvious way she monitors herself on the tv by looking down to the left of the screen.

8. Her hideous sense of style

9. Her MIND-boggling inability to carry on a thread of conversation with Regis after ONE YEAR!!!!!

10. I can't think of a tenth but I'll work on it.

[Bw]

Yes but don't you think she do GREAT on her OWN show?

[Arlene Vodka Breath]

Sounds like you have WAY too much time on your hands Nekbed.

Oh, BTW, I do find this board very entertaining at times LOL. ~**hiccup**~ 'Scuse. LOL

[snowgirl]

do the same with Katie Me

[snowgilg]

sorry kathie lee (MEE)

[vlanj]

Hey, Nekbed hasn't posted anything a lot of others have ALREADY posted. Why are you giving him/her the busines?? lol

PS Don't forget the red stiletto ankle boots!

[Liz]

Makes one realize how inventive bigskywriter's lists are, doesn't it?
Hate? Really??...How sad.

[Viollettt]

Liz, some folks just don't have a sense of humor.

In most places they frown on any kind of thinking out of the box. So that art is dying, too.

[gailsie]

very, very funny post!!! Each and every one a real winner. I too hate the way she comes into the studio, ugh! sickening! Just like a little kid--holding grampa's hand. Again, very funny stuff, LOL!

[SunshineState]

To Nekbed: What a chuckle, havn't laughed as loud out loud since reading David Barry!
Completely on the mark!!!No pun intended.....

[PK]

Goodness...

I think Dave Barry would be most disturbed to have you compare his work with Nek's post...

Makes me wonder if you ever READ his columns..

;0))

PK

[sharbear]

I think it is FANTASTIC that all of you who hate Kelly, keep watching her to make up infantile lists why you hate her.
Keep watching and keep those rating numbers going up!

[Looking Glass]

RIGHT ON SHARBEAR!!!!!!

[Bw]

People just LOVE to HATE.....that's what makes a talk show interesting...as well as this website.

[beagle777]

And to this day...still checking herself - left lower corner of my TV

[randkfan]

WOW what an old thread...

[PK...]

Yet nothing has changed, anywhere...

;0))

PK

[And_]

Sharbear said it perfectly!!!

[Barbie]

Everything is about "SEX" with Kelly no matter what the subject is!....And I hate when she constantly picks up her coffee cup and never takes a sip from it!....She picks it up puts it down!....Picks it up puts it down!..etc. etc........And when she does finally take a sip of it, she makes the UGLIEST FACE!!!!eeeewwwww!

[MyGoodness]

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Barbie:
Everything is about "SEX" with Kelly no matter what the subject is!....And I hate when she constantly picks up her coffee cup and never takes a sip from it!....She picks it up puts it down!....Picks it up puts it down!..etc. etc........And when she does finally take a sip of it, she makes the UGLIEST FACE!!!!eeeewwwww!
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all this angst makes me wonder how you can possibly handle real life! It sounds like you need to be on meds if little things like this bother you and that goes for a whole lot of people hanging around here.

[Barbie]

The subject IS reasons we hate Kelly!....Oh by the way life is a piece of cake!....We hate Kelly, she shouldn't be on national TV!...but we love Regis!...Loved Friday's show without her!!!

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SunshineState:
To Nekbed: What a chuckle, havn't laughed as loud out loud since reading David Barry!
Completely on the mark!!!No pun intended.....
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Good post Nekbed.

[lvgd]

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PK...:
Yet nothing has changed, anywhere...

;0))

PK
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Righto PAT, nothing has changed with you either. You are the same stinking Kelly loving wino. I think she turns you on.

[Suzanne2]

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Barbie:
The subject IS reasons we hate Kelly!....Oh by the way life is a piece of cake!....We hate Kelly, she shouldn't be on national TV!...but we love Regis!...Loved Friday's show without her!!!
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The Kelly lovers seem to forget the most of us turn on Live not to watch that idiot Kelly but to watch Regis. Kelly is there, Kelly makes a fool of herself so why should we not comment on the person that is ruining the show.
She has nothing to offer, but to stare at the monitor at her big orange face.
Regis does so much better when she isn't there to distract him with her stupidity. So Kelly lovers, keep watching her because you people are on the same intellectual level as Kelly.

[Whoa]

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PK...:
Yet nothing has changed, anywhere...

;0))

PK
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Righto PAT, nothing has changed with you either. You are the same stinking Kelly loving wino. I think she turns you on.
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back up, back up.....quickly, go grab your meds.

[Ivgd]

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PK...:
Yet nothing has changed, anywhere...

;0))

PK
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Righto PAT, nothing has changed with you either. You are the same stinking Kelly loving wino. I think she turns you on.
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back up, back up.....quickly, go grab your meds.
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That remark about the meds is getting a little stale Whoa or as we like to call you fat Pat.

[Sydney]

TO IVGD-- I think your comment was way out of line. the only thing PK has said was nothing has changed anywhere. I did not see the mention of any names or anything.

what happened to the Christmas spirit around here? was there any to begin with?

[lmroland]

<<<The Kelly lovers seem to forget the most of us turn on Live not to watch that idiot Kelly but to watch Regis.>>>

Too bad the 'Regis fans' weren't better at watching him when he hosted Millionaire.It might have still been on the air. <wink>

[PK...]

Good point, LMR...

Maybe they can get their fill during the "This is your Life" specials... I hope he is not as boring about plugging it as he was Millionaire and this infernal Christmas Album...

That wedding must have cost more than "some" thought.... <<wink>>

;0))

PK hoping nasty AOL Troll has someone to spend Christmas with... If not, I suggest a blow-up doll - sex of your choice, of course... <<wink>>

[Merry !!]

You Kelly lovers are a riot. So pathetic. Always on the defense of someone who wouldn't pass the time of day with any of you.
What happened to the Christmas Spirt? Well, ask PK who insults everyone who posts on this board who disagrees with her love for Kelly. She is the worst person on this board and deserves nothing in life. I am sure she has nothing in her life or she wouldn't be so obsessed with Kelly.
Maybe PK should get into the Christmas spirit instead of being an excuse for a human being. And if any one cares to insult her it is not your business Sydney. She is only getting what she asks for and what she deserves so have a Merry Christmas.

[Obsessors]

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Merry !!:
You Kelly lovers are a riot. So pathetic. Always on the defense of someone who wouldn't pass the time of day with any of you.
What happened to the Christmas Spirt? Well, ask PK who insults everyone who posts on this board who disagrees with her love for Kelly. She is the worst person on this board and deserves nothing in life. I am sure she has nothing in her life or she wouldn't be so obsessed with Kelly.
Maybe PK should get into the Christmas spirit instead of being an excuse for a human being. And if any one cares to insult her it is not your business Sydney. She is only getting what she asks for and what she deserves so have a Merry Christmas.
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unite behind "Merry". The only ones who are obsessed with Kelly are you people who come here day after day ad nauseum, bitching and moaning over something they can do nothing about. She's going to be around for some time and I can't imagine you having ulcers that long over someone you'll never meet. BTW, are you waiting for Regis to spend some time with you? ROFLMAO <WINK>

[PK...]

LOLOL.....

Yes... You are certainly giving me "what for", Troll...... I am quaking in my boots...

I would wonder what any of us would get, if it were "what we deserved"... LOL, I would stack my Christmas stocking up against yours any time...

;0))

PK also wondering if you have decided which sex your Christmas Blow-up doll will be... <<wink>>

[llissaa]

what a pig! lol

[Its V]

<<<what a pig! >>>


You say pig...I'll say hog. <wink>

And I'll add an 'unbelievable.' Ugh.

[Danielle]

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Girls :)

[llissaa]

Hi D:) Have a nice evening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

[Its V]

<<<Have a nice evening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!>>>

Or 'Eve.' Which ever you prefer. lol

[Its V]

Oooops,

Or 'Eve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

* I can be demanding too. <wink>

[Danielle]

You two have a nice evening also :) freezing cold here.

I am going to start a new trend############################

[Merrie]

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PK...:
LOLOL.....

Yes... You are certainly giving me "what for", Troll...... I am quaking in my boots...

I would wonder what any of us would get, if it were "what we deserved"... LOL, I would stack my Christmas stocking up against yours any time...

;0))

PK also wondering if you have decided which sex your Christmas Blow-up doll will be... <<wink>>
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Just don't send me the one your husband used.

[PK...]

LOLOL.....

Now WHY does THAT AOL Troll sound so familiar... But, I KNOW neither V or G troll... Why?? Cause they said so... <<wink>>

And how "curious" that "nasty" trolls ragging on me have "their" sanction... Yet, should I defend myself in kind, I am a "pig"...

Amazing how brazen "some" are when they have an entire pack on the attack... Shades of the old Blue Board... That, too, has never changed...

You never got the upper hand then, nor will you now...

Imagine that....

;0))

PK

[DKLA]

I like her a lot!

Hello, PK!

Have a nice eve all-----palm trees a swayin' here!

[BigBlack]

What you talkin bout you white mutha fucka. She is one fine mutha fucka.

[lllissaa]

"upper hand"??? oh, my........lol. This is a talk show message board, right?

[Danielle]

You never got the upper hand then, nor will you now...>>>>

It seems someone is pretty full of themselves!!!!!!! but who is keeping score right? ROFL!

[PK...]

Once again, I rest my case....

;0))

PK

[Danielle]

Law school now also? heck of a life you're living <wink>

love your new vicitim angle though...PK bites her nails TRYING and fighting within herself to ignore everything that just eats away at her...she'll blow pretty soon..
seems to be a pattern, come, post nice, ignore for a bit, go on a rant that makes no sense..and back again...

[PK...]

LOL...

Yep, I can ignore your jabs for a while, and I can ignore trolls for a while... Too bad you can't say the same... And will, evidently, NEVER be able to say the same...

I see you're still busily projecting again... Do you bite your nails?

;0))

PK

[Danielle]

No I have lovely nails, but thanks for asking :) all my own too.
No skinning or hanging wild life with these hands..

[France]

I hate hate hate it, when when she she stttttutters!,...and and tttttalks with her hhhands!.....Ssshe's sssoooo annoying!..UGH!

[France]

I just remembered another thing I hate about Kelly!......when the audience is clapping she tries to talk over them almost to the point of yelling!...."Kelly just let them finish clapping ,them TALK DIPSHIT!!!"

[Barbie]

I hate it when she looks into the camera with that seductive look, like she's gonna suck on it!, you know give it oral sex!

[France]

Another thing "I HATE" about Kelly is she talks with her hands!!!..BIG TIME!!...We can mute the channel and know she's talking about SEX!! SEX!! SEX!!!!....KELLY"S A PIG!!!

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France:
Another thing "I HATE" about Kelly is she talks with her hands!!!..BIG TIME!!...We can mute the channel and know she's talking about SEX!! SEX!! SEX!!!!....KELLY"S A PIG!!!
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like a true OINKER!!

[coolshadow]

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Barbie:
I hate it when she looks into the camera with that seductive look, like she's gonna suck on it!, you know give it oral sex!
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strange post

[Stranger]

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I hate it when she looks into the camera with that seductive look, like she's gonna suck on it!, you know give it oral sex!
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strange post
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yet is the poster that did it. Lots of weirdos around here.

[France]

You all know when she looks into the camera like she does!!!!....Seductively!!.....Yeah ,Kelly is very strange!!

[coolshadow]

kelly is cool

[Either]

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France:
You all know when she looks into the camera like she does!!!!....Seductively!!.....Yeah ,Kelly is very strange!!
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turn the freakin' channel or tape a piece of paper over that side of the tv and quit your damn belly achin'. Things aren't going to change and you carping on it here isn't going to do a damn bit of good. Write to Gelman and bitch away.

[Hummm]

Good idea, thanks never thought of blocking her out.

[Okay,]

I also hate the "sexy" deep look into the camera's "eyes", the model walk, and the claw on the cup instead of using the handle. I also hate when she sits with her knees up in the air instead of firmly on her boney buttocks. But, far worse than any of the above, I hate when she talks dirty. It may turn the munchkin on but is totally inappropriate for morning TV.

[ToOkay]

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Okay,:
I also hate the "sexy" deep look into the camera's "eyes", the model walk, and the claw on the cup instead of using the handle. I also hate when she sits with her knees up in the air instead of firmly on her boney buttocks. But, far worse than any of the above, I hate when she talks dirty. It may turn the munchkin on but is totally inappropriate for morning TV.
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Put on The View......dirty talk is a staple on that show. You can always put plugs in your ears or just go lalalalalalalalalalalala when Kelly speaks. And, "inappropriate" is a subjective word as "beauty" is in the eye of the beholder.

[France]

HELLO STUPID PEOPLE WE WATCH BECAUSE WE LOVE REGIS!!...AND WE HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BITCH ABOUT KELLY!!!...REMEMBER THE THREAD IS REASONS WE "HATE" KELLY!... AND LET ME TELL YOU THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE WHO "HATE KELLY"........THE SHOW HAS BEEN OUTSTANDING WITHOUT HER THERE, AND REGIS SEEMS SOOO RELAXED AND HE IS HAVING SOOO MUCH FUN WITHOUT HER!!........

[PK...]

My, my...

Do you think "Shouting" and name calling will make it so? I have never seen one person work so hard to make us believe she is several...

I find the show is only SoSo when Kelly is not there... And I have every right to say that as well... And others have the right to object to whatever either of us say....

That we disagree with you does not make us "stupid", but claiming so, sorta reflects on you...

;0))

PK

[Yup!]

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PK...:
My, my...

Do you think "Shouting" and name calling will make it so? I have never seen one person work so hard to make us believe she is several...

I find the show is only SoSo when Kelly is not there... And I have every right to say that as well... And others have the right to object to whatever either of us say....

That we disagree with you does not make us "stupid", but claiming so, sorta reflects on you...

;0))

PK
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Kudos to you! Thinking a piece of paper over that side of the tv and muting sound when she's talking would help. Screaming here won't do a thing to help their cause but writing to Gelman might. But, I have a hunch that Gelman would laugh it off as there are too many people who like Kelly compared to those that don't......that's whey she's still there and the carpers are still here.

[Hurrah]

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France:
HELLO STUPID PEOPLE WE WATCH BECAUSE WE LOVE REGIS!!...AND WE HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BITCH ABOUT KELLY!!!...REMEMBER THE THREAD IS REASONS WE "HATE" KELLY!... AND LET ME TELL YOU THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE WHO "HATE KELLY"........THE SHOW HAS BEEN OUTSTANDING WITHOUT HER THERE, AND REGIS SEEMS SOOO RELAXED AND HE IS HAVING SOOO MUCH FUN WITHOUT HER!!........
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Way to go France. I agree with you 100%. Isn't it something how the Kelly lovers can't stand us criticizing her. She is an idiot, very self centered and has no talent. The show is great without her. So what's good to say about her NOTHING. She and her little munchkin husband should stay in the islands or wherever they are. They deserve each other.

[France]

PK I don't shout and I don't work very hard!...So bite me!

[Consider]

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PK I don't shout and I don't work very hard!...So bite me!
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yourself bitten. Send your complaints to Gelman. He has the power to do something, you don't nor do your friends. Far too many people like Kelly and she's not going anywhere soon. It amazes me at how you people get yourself so worked up getting ulcers over something you can do nothing about. Why not work for world peace instead?

[France]

We know Kelly isn't going anywhere, we just like to bitch and complain about her!......Far too many people HATE Kelly by the way!!...And I'm ulcer FREE!!!...so bite me!!

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France:
We know Kelly isn't going anywhere, we just like to bitch and complain about her!......Far too many people HATE Kelly by the way!!...And I'm ulcer FREE!!!...so bite me!!
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bitten again and at the rate you're going, you won't be ulcer free for long. Suggest using Tagamet.

[France]

Oh!!... now we know who is the one sick to their stomach it's YOU!!...IP.64.12.116.13!!!...I see your the one with the ulcer's !!!!...What's the matter you don't like the fact people HATE your beloved KELLY!!...You even know what medicine to take!!...Don't forget to take your SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM tonight!!...OH by the way bite ME!!!

[ArtMoore]

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I hate it when she looks into the camera with that seductive look, like she's gonna suck on it!, you know give it oral sex!
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Suck on it? What's "it", the camera?

[France]

Anything that's LONG and HARD!!!>>>Come on.. you know KELLY!!!!

[Nope]

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France:
Oh!!... now we know who is the one sick to their stomach it's YOU!!...IP.64.12.116.13!!!...I see your the one with the ulcer's !!!!...What's the matter you don't like the fact people HATE your beloved KELLY!!...You even know what medicine to take!!...Don't forget to take your SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM tonight!!...OH by the way bite ME!!!
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no ulcers here. Are you so dense that you don't know you can use google to find out what meds you can take for certain illnesses? My goodness, you must be around 12 years old or maybe younger by the way you talk. What a child you are.....grow up.

[France]

You HAVE to be 12 yrs. old or very SLOW!!!.............You need to grow up KELLY LOVER!!!!!!!!!!

[Nope!!]

I don't know how to use Google tell me how I do it.
Maybe I can find out what medication Kelly is taking to make her act like an idiot. Maybe I can find out what medication is used to make you Kelly lover see what fools you are. Maybe I can see what medication Kelly can take to clear her eyes to see that Mr. Ripa is not the hunk she thinks he is but a short dirty looking no talent jerk.

[Another]

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Nope!!:
I don't know how to use Google tell me how I do it.
Maybe I can find out what medication Kelly is taking to make her act like an idiot. Maybe I can find out what medication is used to make you Kelly lover see what fools you are. Maybe I can see what medication Kelly can take to clear her eyes to see that Mr. Ripa is not the hunk she thinks he is but a short dirty looking no talent jerk.
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JUVENILE speaks again. This place is loaded with them.

[unknown]

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Nope!!:
I don't know how to use Google tell me how I do it.
Maybe I can find out what medication Kelly is taking to make her act like an idiot. Maybe I can find out what medication is used to make you Kelly lover see what fools you are. Maybe I can see what medication Kelly can take to clear her eyes to see that Mr. Ripa is not the hunk she thinks he is but a short dirty looking no talent jerk.
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JUVENILE speaks again. This place is loaded with them.
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I think there are more old ladies like you who have nothing better to do than juveniles are this board. Grow up. Why don't you join a quilting club or a senior citizen group instead of revolving your life around this board and Kelly Ripa.

[PK...]

You mean she should do something you don't do??

Why don't you join a gym, or adopt a dog, or even try your hand at quilting rather than "revolving YOUR life around this board and Kelly Ripa"... <<wink>>

;0))

PK