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bigskywriter
02-02-2002, 04:48 PM
THE TOP Ten Things That Drive Me Crazy ABOUT THESE BOARDS:

10. All the references to Kathie Lee Gifford. I like Kathie Lee, but holy moly! She's been gone for HOW LONG now? I think SHE has moved on...(hint hint)

9. All those pitiful please to help SERGI bring his mailorder bride over to this "great country" and teenage angst-ridden pleas for us to try and convince Mandy's mom to let her date Cliff even though they got drunk the last time they went out together and almost wrecked the car......

8. The sandwiches have gotten smaller and the prices have gone up. Oh. Sorry. That's for my "Top Ten Things That Drive Me Crazy ABOUT MCDONALD'S" list.

7. People who actually believe that Regis and Kelly read the posts. (I'd like to buy a CLUE, Pat.)

6. All those annoyinf typoa....darn....annoying typos!
5. The redundancy
4. The redundancy
3. The burning itch
2. All the negativity. Sweet Moses Malone! people...SOME of you have issues....just let it go! Hating Kelly Ripa will not change the fact that your mother made you get a Dorothy Hamill haircut when you were 12!

And the Number 1 Thing That Drives Me Crazy ABOUT THESE BOARDS:

You start a post titled "Why I Love Art Moore"... the third person to reply to the post mentions that she loves hamsters and the remaining 90 posts are about HAMSTERS........

bsw

bettyboop
02-02-2002, 06:04 PM
I love it!! Great job again. I laughed and laughed again. So true. Don't you love the way some of the topic headings get completely lost in the shuffle. That's entertainment! Thanks for my laugh of the day BSW....heck, maybe my laugh of the whole weekend. ....boop

PK
02-02-2002, 06:06 PM
LOL BSW...

You gotta admit, hamsters are more entertaining than Art...

;0))

PK

Liz
02-02-2002, 06:15 PM
Oh Wow! Bigsky venting bigtime! LOL..That's OK--You have a right to get the blues--or see red--like anybody else. Can't argue with you about most of your pet peeves. But, heck--it's no reason to tear your Dorothy Hamill 'do out by the roots. (BTW, that was my most attractive period!--You think YOU'VE led a sad existance?!)
I don't think I have to tell a person with your acumen that all public boards have to be taken with a grain of salt...sometimes an entire salt mine wouldn't hurt.

p.s.--About # 3.....two words:: Peni cillin
(Now watch--the next 90 posts will be about the best cures for jock itch..)

ALgal
02-02-2002, 07:38 PM
Hey Bigsky,
You think this board is bad,try visiting the "ROSIE" board they talk about everything except Rosie.