Glad the Ice Pick is gone.......

[V..]

...Thank you, Regis and Gelman. (I guess somone needed the extra practice pronouncing the words lol) Next, let's say a good-bye to the whole word of the day idea (& the dating game).....I know Reege said something about Labor Day, but please, make it sooner. lol

Haven't been watching much lately, but did catch the whole host chat this morning. Have to say, kelly is getting worse with the scratching and picking habit of hers. My gosh, she is really uncomfortable sitting there. And it's not only playing with her hair....she picks at those note cards to no end. lol

It was nice seeing Shania...an interesting interview. Also, very pretty and a great voice. (and, she sat without fidgeting-----wow!) lol

[DKLA]

......LOL.....guess I saw a whole other show.

Enjoy yourselves!

[PK...]

LOL...

Guess that makes "Two Things" that will never change...

(Ditto DK...)

;0))

PK

[stephanie]

OK, I noticed Kelly fidgeting with the buttons on her shirt today- of course, we should yell at her for that. But if she didn't fix the buttons, we should yell at her for that too.

Enjoyed host chat. Not sure why V's giving all the credit to the ice pick being gone to Regis and Gelman- KELLY and REGIS are the ones to say they didn't like the whole idea- it's GELMAN who loves it. So thanks goes to KELLY and Regis.

[V..]

lol

Actually, I think, the very first people who recognized the Ice Pick "had to go" was some of us. lol

[lmroland]

LOL Vlanj--

Good to know some things NEVER change....

DK--I seen a whole different show also but then again I watched WITHOUT my magnifying glass.

[DKLA]

...lmroland.........no need for any glasses! I saw a fun fun show as usual!

[gailsie]

Hey V, I'll second that, "glad the ice-pick is gone" -- now can't wait for the whole idiotic segment to be gone too.

Gelman, here's a new word of the day: NEWSCHAT -- the name given to the opening of LIVE! that used to be called HOST CHAT; the picking up of newsclippings and having Regis comment and Kelly nodding and muttering "amazing" at appropriate intervals.

Can you tell I miss the hostchat of old? lol

About the picking and tugging--today it was relentless. First the hair. Then it works its way down to the shirt, then to the cards, then to the sleeves, then to the shoes. Holy cow! Give it a rest Kelly. Let Regis have his 10 minutes of reading the news without you chewing the scenery!

Also a note to the stylist, please give Kelly pants with pockets. She has no clue what to do or how to stand without them! She is the most uncomfortable looking person I think I've ever seen on national TV.

btw, anybody see those dopey Marinelli's last night? Couldn't sit through it again, lol. I'm assuming it was the first episode?

Amazing race tonight--hope the clowns don't get the boot . . .

[DKLA]

....LOL..............you sound so uncomfortable with yourself IMO...

[PK...]

Speaking of Word of the Day...

Does "Priggish" remind anyone of some??

;0))

PK

[V..]

Well, the pocket thing was so obvious at the end of the show when the guy was picking his date. How hard is it to just stand? lol

Did anyone catch Regis' nails when he was opening Shania's CD's? Ugh.....please, whoever is reading this from Live! (and you know who you are lol), please sit Regis down and clip those long nails. They look awful. lol

G, we'll never get the hostchat back. As long as Regis has a partner who doesn't add some interesting stories I'm afraid it's going to be "newschat" for the remainder of Live!. But, we still have a few minutes of what Reege gives us.

Picking & tugging......Oy. So, you did see the pushing of the sleeves, the ripping of the card and the constant leg crossing and scratching of the ankles. (unless she was fixing her shoes....again). lol I'm with you G, it seems like she is so uncomfortable sitting there.....no one should be doing that much "fidgeting" in the short time she's on TV.

Forgot to mention the new wardrobe suppliers...Regis hasn't missed a beat.

Forgot about The Family......glad you reminded me about The Race tonight. The clowns and best friends are my favorites.

[DKLA]

....must be a slow news day in your world....

[SavhLaney]

Are my eyes deceiving me, or did I just read a critical comment about Reege and his talon nails??????

[Jinh]

Goodness, they sure are back with a vengence aren't they?

My, my...must not have scored much during their little vacation time...aawww...LOL!

Jinh

[SavhLaney]

Were they gone??? I hadn't noticed.

[PK...]

Hmm... I thought Regis brought out the clippings because HE had little to share today..

DK... Didn't YOU hear Kelly telling more stories than Regis today?? He went to CT and watched the ball game, and THEN, sigh, told us about it, Who cares! I've hated the Yankees since their hey days in the 50s, LOL...

Kelly talked about the photo shoots yesterday - BOTH of them, and the young female photographer who shows her subjects how to pose all the while having the camera shooting... LOL... Even brought Regis in, and then mimiced him during their photo shoots... She had him cracked up, as well as the audience.. And we found out she is going to LA this weekend for the TGIF photo shoots..

Then she shared the info about the part Regis is supposed to play in Hope and Faith... Car Salesman... LOL, I wondered whether new or used.. Four scenes... Since he likes to get in and out, Kelly said he would be in, in, in, in and out...

;0))

PK wondering why ANYONE would visit a boring board, or watch a show that irritated them... Oh, yeah... I forgot..

[stephanie]

<G, we'll never get the hostchat back.>

Of course, I say, "Thank God for that!!" I never enjoyed host chat the few times I saw it with Kathie Lee- now I LOVE it!

Didn't see the end of the show, but I can't stand just standing there either with nowhere to put your hands- I'd be fidgeting too. Glad to know Kelly is just like me in that respect.

[Jinh]

LOL

Yes PK...I wonder if Gelman picked it out especially for "the three"...

..Sure does fit them to a tee!

Jinh

[V..]

Again, it really isn't hard to stand in front of people & speak, with confidence, without being a fidget. Geeze, that is touched on in Speech Class 101, isn't it? lol

I guess it all has to do with being comfortable with yourself, the material, or conversation, you're talking about....it just all boils down to confidence. Gosh, who wants to listen to someone jigging around like they have ants in their pants? lol Sorry, but IMO, Kelly is way too over-active sitting in that chair.

[Tina L.]

<<Goodness, they sure are back with a vengence aren't they?>>

They remind me of the hypocritical snobs in Harper Valley PTA. lol.

Every time Kelly mentions something that furthers her career like a new photo shoot for a magazine cover the more jealous claws come out.

[PK...]

Good, V..

We get it, we got it, we have gotten it for two and a half years now...

Don't watch... Simple, isn't it... Or suffer in silence (now there's a novel idea...)

I like that she is animated... It goes well with Regis' hand movements and his jacket tugging..

I like it.. Sorry for you.. No, I am REALLY sorry for you..

;0))

PK

[Tina L.]

The news clips are for Regis' use. He wants more control over the chat.

[PK...]

Hmmm...

I would think that those NOT comfortable with what they are doing would sit or stand ramrod stiff and not be animated and work TO the audience.. That as I recall, IS taught in Speech 101..

Whatever, your opinion, of course, and you are welcome to it... Over, and over, and over, and over...

I saw an article on Jack and Ali the other day... LOL, seems this critic thinks Jack is the first of many "Ex Co-Hosts" for her... He is staid, and she is animated.. Curious, isn't it??

;0))

PK

[SillyYou]

Maybe Kelly was itchin' to pole dance? lol. Would have loved to see the Shania interview....way too busy today. She is very well spoken and down to earth.

[Jinh]

Good Lawrd, it's all too true...now that they've got me on the "watch" I notice every single time Regis, Gelman or a guest scratches, tugs, adjusts, waves their arms or hands, moves their foot, adjusts their shoe, touches their hair...and you know what Kelly Trashers?...THEY ALL DO IT!!! Every last single person fusses, touches, scratches, tugs, etc...
Why in the world can't you get over it?

If this is the best you can do to trash Kelly...then you're out of LUCK ladies...why can't you just go with the FACT that Kelly is doing really well?

Ratings are great, Kelly is doing many things and is SUCCESSFUL...GET OVER IT!!!

Jinh

[E.T.]

Must be a full moon out again since I hear the howling from the eastern seaboard all the way to the mid-west. Next thing I know, their claws will be scratching the ground and teeth bared. Ooops! Forgot!! They've been bared for over 2 years now.

[Cassandra]

Kelly has done a superb job this week considering she has felt like hell. Her "fidgeting" doesn't bother me at all and I can't understand why it's such a big deal to a few on here. I do understand why you notice everything Kelly does though--you simply can't take your eyes off her! I'm the same way and I've read several different articles about her where the author has said that very same thing. She is gorgeous and her expressions are fun to watch and she is full of self-confidence. Kelly is definitely her own girl and very comfortable in her own skin. No doubt about it!

[V..]

Cassandra, I see the complete opposite. Which, btw, doesn't make me, or you, a bad person. We just see two different people. (and please, stop with the excuses for Kelly. We went through just about all of them: she's pregnant, she's nursing, she was on maternity leave......now, it's that she felt like hell).

When I see someone playing with her hair (pushing it behind her ears, then pulling back), itching her arms, legs, playing with her blouse sleeves (pushing them up, then pulling them down) and then the constant new habit of crossing and un-crossing her legs, that does ring true of someone being very uncomfortable in their surroundings.

Perfect example was with Shania this morning. There's a woman that exudes self confidence on the stage and during an interview. My gosh, and she didn't scratch, tug or hair play during her entire interview. It can be done.....lol.

* And I realize Kelly does use her hands while talking.....all of the above is when she is just sitting listening to Regis or a guest speak. Again, it doesn't make her a bad person, I just feel as though a seasoned co-host should have some self control.


<<<< Kelly is definitely her own girl and very comfortable in her own skin. No doubt about it!>>>>

Really? Then why does she always wish she is as beautiful as the most recent guest, always wishing for bigger breasts (maybe during sweeps she'll get her wish?) and always (yes, always) commenting that she's so dumb?

Confident, she's not. IMO, of course. lol

[Tink]

I guess I saw a different show today then some on this board!

I love the host chat and the interviews!

Yes, Kelly did fix her buttons, but she had to otherwise her shirt would have popped open. And, before you say somthing like well the shirt is too small then......not it wasn't. She only fixed the button one time. As for her picking at everything else, who really notices? I am sorry, but I or anyone else I know has every noticed that so much. And, even if you do who cares? Listen to Regis and Kelly and their stories. If you learn to listen to them then you won't notice the things that you notice.

Think Kelly is doing a wonderful job. Regis as well, but there are times when Regis doesn't have much to say or add to the host chat (like today)! I live in NY so I am a HUGE NYY fan (PK I will forgive your Yankee comments above.....lol) and I love when Regis talks about the games. However, I can see how that would get annoying for those fans that live out of NY.

I do however agree about Regis' nails. They are way too long and gross. But, isn't it funny how when Kelly mentioned a few months back that Regis needed his nails cut some on this board said that Kelly was rude and obnoxious. But, now it is ok to say!

All well! Life goes on! Just wanted to add my opinions! Hope everyone is having a good night!

Tink :o)

[V..]

Tink,

Kelly fixed her buttons today? Gee, I didn't notice that. lol Just saw her tugging away at her sleeves.


Who called Kelly rude and obnoxious for mentioning Regis' nails? lol (I may add that I was first, after Kathie Lee, that is) to mention his nails. Why on earth does he let them get so out of control?

[I Think]

I loved host chat today (except for the Max part--I don't like him on AMC or singing and smoozing for the camera on the 'date' -- even if I were single you couldn't pay me to date, let alone kiss, him). Since I had it on tape I took a quick look at Kelly and the following are my observations: Played with watch once. Hands on face six times. Played with notes at least three times. Hands in hair four times. Picked at buttons twice. Scratched three to four times on right side. Played with sleeves three short times and one long time. Scratched left ankle one rather long scratch and one short. Now I may have missed some of the 'fidgeting' (it's tough being a reporter) but in all honesty the first time I watched NONE of this was noticeable to me. I really had to bring out the magnifier and go to tape. If anything, I think it shows just how comfortable she is with Regis and in front of the camera because she is doing things we probably all do in our everyday lives. As I'm rereading this post I'm scratching my left wrist......it itches....

[lmroland]

Veronica-you sound like a little child..always wanting to be the "first" to do something.I've noticed this now a couple of times.What gives?--lol

[Tink]

I Think....

Great post! Loved it!

v.....

I am not sure who said that Kelly was rude and obnixous, but I thought it was on this board. However, it might not have been. That is why I said some. Wasn't sure! Sorry, if I was wrong and it was in fact on another board that it was said!

Tink :o)

[Judithr]

Poor,poor,poor V,Gailse,Lisac and some the others who have nothing better to do than watch Kelly and critize,(I know I spelled that wrong too)for every little move that she makes on tv.I say get over yourselves,we all have littl movements that we make and are not aware of it either.They are habits thats all,some are hard to break.If you don;t know how to change the channel,then just sit back and enjoy the show.For the entertainment it is supposed to be for.So suck your claws back in.I agree with what jinh said all the way.

[lmroland]

LOL Judith---I was just thinking...maybe they should go to my vet and get de-clawed.
(worked for my cat,Sammy!-lol)

[Cassandra]

V...let's agree to disagree, lol. I'm not making excuses for Kelly as I've always liked her and feel she does a great job. I just know that when I have a cold, I feel so miserable that I don't even want to get out of bed. Kelly has a self-deprecating sense of humor and I like that about her. With her looks, if she sat there all prim and proper, then she would come across as being "priggish", lol. Strictly my opinion, of course, but Kelly has to have a load of self-confidence or she wouldn't be where she is today. Luck can only take you so far....jmo!

[gailsie]

poor, poor judithr, lisamroland, janineinhelena, pk, stephanie and some of the others who have nothing better to do than post back to v, g, and lisac. (notice V, I put you first, lol.)

If you don't know how to just switch threads or pass over our posts, then just sit back and enjoy the board.

So suck your claws back in . . . .

Did I get it just about right Judy?? lol

[Tina L.]

I'm convinced some record the show and keep playing (their tape) in slo-mo with a magnifying glass so they can be sure not to miss anything! Otherwise, most people don't pay any attention.

[V..]

Now that's one heck of a good post, G.


lol


Cassandra.....I'm agreeing to disagree with you. lol

[lmroland]

You are so sad and pathetic Gail!I don't know whether to laugh at you or feel sorry for you.

What's the hang-up with my name???It's LISA...so what??I think everyone here knows that already.I don't try to hide by not registering or by using other names.You are so weird to even go there with it in the first place.

Now carry on....maybe I WILL find something better to do.--lol

[Tina L.]

I thought Max was cute! He could be a very good singer with a little training. Of course, I don't watch AMC so I don't know about his acting or character. I have noticed AMC no longer gets above 2.8 in the ratings since Kelly and Mark left and the Women 18-54 have gone down a great deal. Maybe Cameron Mathison's return might help.

[I Think]

I watch AMC everyday, Tina. Max's character is kind of goofy and maybe that why I don't care for him. I also thought he was 'showing off' a lot on the date. As far as ratings for AMC, I never look at the ratings but IMO Kelly and Mark leaving had nothing to do with them dropping. Their story lines for the six months or so before they left weren't that great. I always thought their best story lines were in the beginning, when they met, when she married the goofs she married, when he found her in a wedding dress on the beach, when he 'saved' her, etc. etc. Toward the end, their story lines were really kind of boring IMO..... I think Cameron returning will help shake things up a little - it's too bad they killed off his 'princess' (Gillian) but now he's free to become studly with all the eligible little starlets.

[stephanie]

I think- great post earlier.

V, G, and L- post whatever you want- aren't we supposed to reply? Isn't that the point of a message board. Although, you are right- it does get tiresome reading your same old crap. Yet entertaining to watch 3 pathetic people try to jab at anything they can to put someone down who they don't know, is probably better looking, happier, and more successful than you. The more exposure and successful Kelly gets, the more you grasp at straws.

I think Kelly does have self-confidence- yes she says comments about her breast size (as does Regis quite frequently), and how she's not bright (hard not to, when Regis is essentially telling her that she should go back to school everyday), and how she wishes she was as pretty as some of the guests- I'm sure she knows she's attractive, but there's still people out there that you're going to think are more attractive than you. I mean I'm pretty damn hot, but I think she's more attractive than me! (sarcastic comment for those not clueing (sp?) in) It's called the game that she and Regis play with each other. He talks down to her and she beefs him up. Learn to play.

[Cassandra]

<I mean I'm pretty damn hot>

LOL---go Stephanie!!!

[MCD]

I think it is funny, that some find Kelly's actions so offensive. I never notice Kelly pushing her hair back, pulling at her sleeves, or rubbing her nose, or the many other things, that some find so offensive...

I guess, I am just not that picky, when it comes to watching a show, that I enjoy... I feel as though, Regis, in his grumpier than he can be mode, and Kelly, in her I am a "normal" person. (That pushes her hair back from her face, because I must do that 100 times a day or more) It just makes the whole thing down to earth...

The way I see it, Regis thinks he is above Kelly. Kelly, just thinks she is not yet up to the Regis level.. She is just anyone, that made it, and hasn't quite figured it out yet... No big deal. Regis is jealous, that Kelly made it to the top so quick, and he knows, that he is on the way down... Since he keeps mentioning it almost everyday...

If I watched it everyday, to pick it to pieces, what I didn't like about it, then, I would turn back to last hour of the Today Show.... I wouldn't waste my time on Live.... It would just be too stressful..

I watch the show for the fun of it... Not to pick it to pieces.....

[lisac]

I can't believe anybody could think Regis is jealous of Kelly! For what? He has been successful beyond his wildest dreams and has had a career most who go into the biz only dream of--this is his shtick, and everybody knows it. Geez! I think he is genuinely happy for Kelly and whatever success she will have, as he was for Kathie Lee. When he starts with the "I made you what you are" he's half-kidding and half serious, because let's face it, it's partly true.

As far as Kelly, you don't have to be a body-language expert to see that she is wildly uncomfortable some days. Yes, everybody gives a tug here and maybe a scratch once in awhile, but with Kelly there are somedays that it is CONSTANT! From the time she sits down it's putting the hair behind the ears, (and what's with the hair? she's starting to look ike Lizzie Grubman lol)--itching, tugging, picking, paying with the staple (?) holding her cards together--looking into the monitor and sucking in the cheeks--it's unbelievable. She definitely does not strike me as somebody who's "comfortable in her own skin"--just watch other women on tv ---- they do not act like that!!!

[DoUThink?]

That v, g, and lisac really want all those other people to switch threads and stop posting to them?

I don't.

[kaytt]

Geez LIsac.....You must be twitching & scratching yourself to death! Surely watching Kelly has to make you so uncomfortable. It probably takes all day for you to calm down.....Thank goodness the weekend is coming---you'll get a break

[Tink]

I can belive that Regis is totally jealous of Kelly. After all as someone said earlier, Regis is on his way down and Kelly is on her way up. Kelly is now where Regis wants to continue to be, but he isn't.

As for Kelly moving around so much I can tell you that it is hard to sit still (although I still haven't noticed anything wrong with what she does and I don't think that she moves around all that much).

As someone who was an ADHD child and is now an ADHD adult it is very difficult to sit still. I an not able to sit still without touching everything or shifting in my chair. Now, I am not saying that Kelly has ADHD, but to sit and talk for 20 minutes a day any normal person is going to touch stuff (and again Kelly IMO doesn't even touch stuff that much or I don't notice when she does it) and move around.

I don't think it has anything to do with not being comfortable in her own skin. I think it has to do with security. Kelly IMO is actually very secure with herself (although she may say otherwises) which is why she feels comfortable enough to act as herself on LIVE and be herself. IMO that is really nice!

Tink :o)

[ledhead]

Someone who is insecure and not comfortable with who they are, does not, CANNOT, point out on national TV those things about themselves that make them insecure! It just can't be done.

They're more likely to try to call attentiion to OTHERS' habits and mannerisms that might make ANOTHER insecure! Especially a person who intimidates them, real or imagined.

I never see Kelly running down Regis on the show, not in any way, shape or form. If she were uncomfortable in her own skin, she would be making fun of Regis, putting him down every chance she got, and picking at every one of HIS mannerisms in front of their audience.

I've always felt that a true comedian does not get his/her best material from making fun of other people, but by being able to find the ridiculous in the human condition. In other words finding their comedy in what everyone can identify with. People who were/are excellent at this would be Bill Cosby, Carol Burnett, Lucille Ball and of course some others.

[lmroland]

Ledhead...what you just posted makes total
sense.I've studied alot of this stuff in some pychology classes I took years ago.

Alot of what you said can and does apply to the "ladies" and their perception of Kelly.Maybe they are uncomfortable in their own skin and unfortunately "we" are their audience.

Certainly food for thought.

[PK...]

Add Ellen Degeneres to your list of commedians...

I saw her HBO special the other evening, and she was amazing... Just found the humor in everyday things, like untangling a phone cord...

I highly recommend it, if you haven't seen it.. Not even one swear word... LOL, she did do a bit about people who insult you and then say 'Just kidding'... Was funny...

;0))

PK thinking I will try and see it again..

[ledhead]

PK, I was also thinking of Ellen but couldn't remember her last name at that moment. She is also not afraid to poke fun at herself. I'd really like to see that special!

At Epcot Center they use Ellen Degeneres and Bill Nye the Science Guy in one of their exhibits about Oil as Energy. I guess Disney/ABC is not threatened by her "coming out of the closet", as they still have the show. I'd also recommend that to anybody going to Disney World.

[stephanie]

Excellent posts everyone (save 3)! I'd say Kelly's definitely comfortable or she would be a stiff board sitting up there- good for her being so relaxed, she's just being herself. Tink, I hear ya about ADHD- it was never tested, but I honestly think I'd have been diagnosed. I can't sit still either and I'm constantly putting my hair behind my ears, scratching, having to play with things in my hands (dirty minds get out of the gutter!) And even though Regis has had a VERY successful career, I think there is a piece of him that is jealous of how fast Kelly got to where she is (yes, she was on AMC for 11 years, but she never tried to do anything else during that time) and how much she is adored by (most of) the public. And yes, I acknowledge that Regis has A LOT to do with all of that.

I must comment- loved the comments Regis and Kelly made about teachers!! It's pretty sad when I'm not sure I can afford to buy a 1 bedroom/1 bath condo- and I'm heading into my 7th year of teaching! It's literally like- ok, I can barely swing the monthly payments, but then my condo will be empty!

[stephanie]

So Regis can have a shtick and Kelly can't?

[SillyYou]

"Add Ellen Degeneres to your list of commedians...

I saw her HBO special the other evening, and she was amazing... Just found the humor in everyday things, like untangling a phone cord...

I highly recommend it, if you haven't seen it.. Not even one swear word... LOL, she did do a bit about people who insult you and then say 'Just kidding'... Was funny... "

But was she laid out on the floor spread eagle next to pole dancing transvestites??? If not, then how was that funny??? ;)

lol

I've always thought she was funny and loved her show until it took such a bad turn......She made a good fish in Finding Nemo.

[PK...]

Silly You...

You went over the top again...

I never said that scenario was funny, I never said Kelly's pole dance was "funny"... Keep in mind there is only the Enquirer's word (oxymoron, for sure) that that particular scene even happened. There was no pic of it in the article.. (Yes, I shopped this morning..)

I said it was Kelly's decision to do that gig, and it was not my business... I said I would not judge her morally for that decision, as it seems some did. I said I did not take her to raise, and she could darned well make her own career decisions. If it ever comes to the point where she no longer entertains me, I will watch something else..

You are a stubborn sort, aren't you.. Welcome to a boardful of same...

;0))

PK

Forgot... Ah, I see, Re Ellen... yet another "moral" judgement... At least you are consistant..

[ledhead]

<<<<But was she laid out on the floor spread eagle next to pole dancing transvestites??? If not, then how was that funny??? ;)

lol>>>>>>

You must've thought it was funny, silly you, if not, what was the lol for?

Did you see the whole act/dance? How do you know if she was laying spread eagle on the floor or not? That's not what I saw on the picture posted here or at that link someone posted. If you did see her whole act, and that she was laying spread eagle on the floor, then why didn't you say so last week when we were posting about it?

I really don't care if you thought it was funny or not, I'm talking about Kelly every day on Live. Of course you don't have to enjoy what I think is funny either. And I also think Ellen Degeneres is funny.

[DKLA]

Ellen was 1st discovered by David Hoberman of Disney....FYI

[SillyYou]

It was a joke, silly you's! lol Fiber on aisle one please!

[SillyYou]

"Forgot... Ah, I see, Re Ellen... yet another "moral" judgement... At least you are consistant.. "

No comprehendo. Did I make a moral judgement re Ellen? I must have missed it if I did. At least you are consistent PK! LOL

[SillyYou]

PS PK. I'm rereading your cryptic yet somewhat entertaining post.

First of all, where did I ever say you thought Kelly's pole dance was funny? Okay..... I'll draw you a diagram with moving arrows for you to understand....I read over and over again (from various posters) how Kelly's performance was totally acceptable because it was a COMEDY. Someone else posted that we should all watch other women comedians because they were no different. Which leads me to your statement of how "clean" Ellen's show was. My deduction from your post that Ellen's act was clean and funny showed that comedians don't have to pole dance to be funny. The whole two sided thing (from various posters) just had me chuckling. I apologize deeply if you errantly inferred from my post directed at no one in particular that I thought you thought Kelly's pole dance was funny. LOL

I noticed there is an ignore list....I suggest you should put me on it before you rupture a vericose vein. :)

[lisac]

or two, or twenty........lol

I'm wondering about lisa r's psychology classes at Nanny U--did they cover anything about constantly following people around to different tv talk boards and writing negative mumbo jumbo after their posts? Devoting whole threads to these posters when they don't post for awhile? Thinking about them at night and posting the next day "lisac was the first person I thought of last night........" eeeeeek!!!!! Methinks she has her pshch classes confused with "how to dispose of dirty diapers 101" lol

[PK...]

ROFL...

You certainly live up to your name, Silly You...

<<<
Add Ellen Degeneres to your list of commedians...

I saw her HBO special the other evening, and she was amazing... Just found the humor in everyday things, like untangling a phone cord...

I highly recommend it, if you haven't seen it.. Not even one swear word... LOL, she did do a bit about people who insult you and then say 'Just kidding'... Was funny... "

But was she laid out on the floor spread eagle next to pole dancing transvestites??? If not, then how was that funny??? ;)

lol

I've always thought she was funny and loved her show until it took such a bad turn......She made a good fish in Finding Nemo.>>>

Hey, then you were not quoting me directly for a reason? Good Grief.. Perhaps YOU should go back to freshman English... You quote me and make a statement regarding that quote, you are speaking TO me, and about me... DUH...

Enjoyed Ellen until the show took a "wrong turn"?? Hmm... Wonder what that might have been??? Yes, you are certainly judgemental... Do you have a pulpit on Sunday mornings? Or do you only pontificate here??

That's right... I expressly said Ellen's show was 'clean' because I had previously said "blue humor" was rampant in Stand-up... So now I should be ragged on for showing an example of the other kind? Which you, in your Sunday Best seem to prefer.. So what is your point? I, nor no one else said ALL women comedians used blue humor... LOL, but I'll bet Joy Behar can tell some doozies...

LOL, thank you for reinforcing Ellen's "bit" on the "just kidders" - you certainly just brought it home - in Spades...

I also wonder where you get the indication I am upset? Let alone ready to rupture an "old lady's" vein... You have "accused" me of loving to play with words (though why you would think that something to be frowned on), and I agreed with you.. Word games cause me no stress, just keeps the brain cells agile...

I choose not to ignore any poster - I have made that perfectly clear on every occasion... I will even post to you, LOL, but then I've never been accused of having 'good taste'... (Just Kidding - Heheheh..)

;0))

PK thinking the ignore button works both ways...

[lisac]

Almost forgot, just saw the Enquirer myself at the store--that picture is so ridiculous as you're walking through the checkout aisle! Kelly should be completely mortified! I'm imagining her mother going through the checkout aisle with people around--geez!

[PK...]

Lisac...

Stuff a sock in it...

You are way out of your league... At least try to couch your insults and outright lies in something resembling an intelligent post...

Ah, what the heck, go ahead and show everyone just how silly and petty you are, for the umteenth time.. Oh, did I mention boring? That too...

ROFL...

PK wondering if Lisac is having fun yet..

[Danielle]

Hi Pk sorry to jump in here but I have a question for you have you ever noticed the people with the smallest minds have the biggest mouths??? not mentioning any names of course...lol

to the ones who names I'm not mentioning how come you have to make your attacks so friggin personal?? "vericose veins" get real and keep your attacks to the post at hand not the poster you can get your points across with out being so cruel and immature
have a nice day and play nice
oh and by the way I think this is a great time to change my avatar lol

[Tina L.]

Lisac sounds like a little kid squealing all the time. "Eeeek!"

I went to a couple of boards to see what she was yappin' about. I found a couple from her. She does the same thing she accuses others of doing:

lisac 24.198.192.207 July 21st, 2003 03:11 AM


personally, I'm avoiding those vultures for awhile. They are disgusting, gross people. lol

Did you guys see Live today? How was host chat?

Still searching for GDL here and not finding it!!
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lisac 24.198.192.207 July 21st, 2003 07:08 AM

that is too wierd, we must have esp today--I was just thinking about the poster who wrote about Madonna--hello, Kelly herself said that Madonna is "the real deal"--ugh.
------------------

And who was that poster you were thinking of, Lisac?

[SillyYou]

PK....I still don't know what on earth you are talking about. My eyes glazed over and couldn't finish your novel. So sorry. :)

[SillyYou]

Eeek is right Lisac! I can't believe anyone ....yes I could. There are crazed people in the world. I just often wonder how they afford internet access? lol. Okay.....so maybe crazy knows no social borders.

I love your candor on this board and admire your teflon coating! DuPont would be proud....... I would say..."You go girl!" but I HATE that line....so until I think of something better....You go girl! lol

[SillyYou]

"to the ones who names I'm not mentioning how come you have to make your attacks so friggin personal?? "vericose veins" get real and keep your attacks to the post at hand not the poster you can get your points across with out being so cruel and immature"

I honestly didn't know PK had vericose veins until you infomed me. Sorry to hear that PK.

[Danielle]

maybe silly you should go back and re-read your post
" I noticed there is an ignore list maybe you should put me on it before you rupture a vericose vein" ring a bell????? ding dong ding dong

[PK...]

LOLOL...

Danielle... Not to worry, sewage usually sinks to the bottom, and she certainly has found the level of the others..

But Teflon Lisac...

Now, THAT is funny Silly You.. NOTHING sticks to that brain...

Are you the fourth twin?? LOL, You certainly bail on the original discussion and start hurling insults as quickly, as the other three.. Guess that's a universal response when you can no longer speak to the issue...

Ah, well, BullDog... (Wow, do you ever sound familiar Kansas City Star, maybe? Houston Sprint, maybe?) Well, Silly You, always...

LOL, fine, don't read my posts... Who cares... Others will...

;0))

PK

[Danielle]

Just thinking the title of this thread is "glad the ice pick is gone"
I'm kind of thinking I bet I know where it is or at least where it should be lol

[lisac]

Tina L--I can't for the life of me understand what you are cackling about! Fill me in--

Silly you--I'm dying here, laughing at your posts. Very funny.

[V..]

Hi L,

Looks like someone still has her big bloomers in a bunch & can't accept your multiple degrees...gotta love it. lol


To SillyYou...get used to the long essay type posts, it seems someone is living out their dream of becoming a journalist on the Live! Message Boards. lol

And, yes, Kelly was seen on TV laying on stage with her legs "spread eagle." It was shown on ET, or the other show, but a very short clip.

To Danielle....For a new poster, you're really adding up those posts, it's like you've been here forever. I guess you were right, it is addicting to some. (BTW, Kelly looks like she's wearing adult diapers in your avatar.....lol, minus the ruffles, of course. lol)


* How cute that Kelly took a peek today at the meaning of the word.....lol. Have to give her credit for 'fessing up. lol

[DoUThink?]

Lisac has multiple degrees?

I don't.

[PK...]

Aw... Lookie, another sewer rat made it all the way to the surface..

Isn't that sweet... V.. is not only concerned about the condition of my underwear (What is it with V.. and "things associated with crotches"??), but she purports to know my 'lifelong' dream as well... You are one smart broad, V... Not even I knew that... LOL

I guess my cloak of invisibility has run its course... TWO hopeful insults in the same post! Hey, dearie, that is bordering on obsession, or "facination", now, doncha think?

Danielle... Congratulations! You have now been insulted by the master... TWICE in the same post... We are both on roll... I am just so happy I could spit!

;0))

PK wondering if DoUThink? is on to something...

[I don't]

think danielle is new either......Gee Danielle, shouldn't you chastise PK for calling poster names. I mean sewer rat isn't very nice is it?

[lmroland]

Lisac...am I suppose to be lisa R??If you think so then you are wrong--lol.. but who cares...I don't, so call me what you want OK.You are the one looking like a fool..not me, so fill your boots.

I dare you to show me and this board where and when I "constantly" followed you or anyone around...etc. etc.Am I not allowed to watch other shows and go to their sites here???Give me a break!One thing I did learn about was psychos like you!

And why the obsession/fascination with MY job???Do you even have a job or have you ever had a job or are you too busy living off of someone elses money?

BTW---Kids are passed the 'diaper' stage.How 'bout yours???Or are you busy changing your hubby's diaper?Yep,that must be why you don't work.That about explains everything.

[Laraney]

Hey I Don't,
Perhaps PK is just calling it as she sees it!

[lmroland]

Yeah..I'd say..."if the shoe fits"....

[V..]

Or...........if the big bloomers fit. lol

(btw, I didn't mention anyone in particular in my prior post...guess I didn't have to. lol)

[Danielle]

To I don't check my info if you're so interested in how new I am been here since May 03, I must admit though by reading posts like yours makes me feel like I've been here too long.
PK I can't be insulted by a nobody, rolls right off my back
to v. I'd think Kelly looking like she's wearing diapers comes off far more classy than some around here lol right back at you

[gailsie]

What a hilarious turn this thread has taken--

big bloomers in a bunch, varicose veins, kelly wearing adult diapers. . .

oh, and to lisamroland; you just told me yesterday that that WAS your name and what did I think the big deal was? I don't get it? Now today you're telling lisac that's NOT your name? Which is it? lol

You really sound like you have anger issues.

[SillyYou]

I still have no clue what PK is talking about. That is why I don't address the subject anymore, dear PeeKers.....I just don't think you choose to try and get it.

I saw support hose on sale at the mall this evening and thought of you. lol

[Danielle]

funny thing silly you I saw muzzles at the mall tonight and I thought of you lol great minds think alike eh???

[SillyYou]

But I could still type with a muzzle! lol

[Danielle]

ya got me there when you're right you're right....

[Tina L.]

Lisac, you should know, you are the one who wrote those two messages. I just copied them. I think you were saying that we are "gross, disgusting people" and that you were "thinking of the poster who wrote about Madonnna." Nice that you think of us. NOT!

[PK...]

You are completely correct, 'I Don't'...

Insinuating V.. is a sewer rat was terribly insulting and I should not have done it...

Apologies to Sewer Rats everywhere, I do realize you wouldn't be caught dead in that crowd...

;0))

PK glad to NOT have vericose veins, BTW.... I understand they can be quite painful. I do hope no one here suffers from them..

[V..]

Gosh........pk. Yup, I guess you do wake up in a horrible mood. Yikes, you go to bed nasty and wake up the same way.......You should go read Shel's poem again; it really is beautiful. (might help you get out of that bitter mood you're always in)


HI G. Yes, very interesting turn-around on the thread. lol

[Danielle]

PK I'm reading your "apology" thinking huh until I got to the second line you are too funny you go to bed funny and wake up funnier
good morning!!!

[PK...]

What can I say, V... I owe it all to you! LOL...

Curious... I doubt most people here find me bitter at all. Perhaps it's all in the definition. Come to think of it I find that word describes you to a T...

Good Morning Danielle.. Wow did we have a storm! I got up at 4:30 after a particularly close crack of lightning and noticed a light was off that should have been on.. I went to the kitchen to see what was up, and none of the lights worked..

Then I stepped in a puddle... AARRGGHH!!

Guess that crack was even closer than I thought.. We have a surge protector at the meter for the whole house, and I guess it was a good thing.. A couple of breakers tripped. I finally located them and got all but one light to work - hoping it's just the bulb..

But the roof is leaking at the addition roof joint, AGAIN... Of course Hubby is on his grand adventure, with his own problems, LOL...

Guess I'll keep mopping if necessary till he returns.

Then even with the whole house surge protector AND a good Back-Ups, and the computer off, something zapped my monitor just a little.. Now there are some odd patches of color/dimness here and there I can't get rid of... Well, I've been wanting a new one... Heheheh...

;0))

PK

[Danielle]

wow Pk I am not a fan of storms that would have scared the cr** out of me lol good thing you have protection for power surges.
btw I think v meant to say you are BETTER not bitter I think it was just a typo on her part I hope you have a great day thanks for the laugh so early in the morning that apology was pricelss !!!

[notyou]

Good Morning ladies!!!!!

PK that sounds just dreadful. I hate storms!! My dog hates them even worse!! Good luck with the roof and maybe the computer screen will clear up??

[gailsie]

No Danielle, I'm sure V meant bitter, definitely not better. lol

I always find it interesting that you and yours can namecall all you want and it is always a "high five" moment. Oh well . . . .

Regarding the lightning strikes (there have been others, correct?) I'm thinking all that bitterness is reaping you your just desserts. But that's jmo, lol.

[PK...]

LOL, NotYou...

I don't know whether to hope it clears up, or order a one really quickly before it does.. I've found one that looks like what I want for a decent price, so we will see..

This storm was not nearly as bad as the last one that hit BEFORE we had the surge protection at the meter.. It kocked out a computer, and part of another one, Tvs, phones, the PVR with the Satellite, and I don't know what all.. Not to mention took out the antenna booster on the TV tower (where the lightning hit, and jumped into the house), so we lost all broadcast stations..

Funny, it seems the roof only leaks when Hubby is on an adventure... Hmmm...

I used to LOVE storms, now they bother me a lot.. Wised up, I think...

;0))

PK

[Danielle]

I may be wrong because I don't remember every post but I do not recall calling anyone any names... I am kind to the ones who are kind to me and PK has been nohting but kind helpful and welcoming.
I could care less who likes who or who likes me but when I see things I don't like I will reply just like everyone else here.
Oh and I would never insinuate someones home deserves to be hit by lightening. I guess that's the difference between you and I

[notyou]

PK I have to say something about the roof, I laughed, I think it is Murphy's Law: When the man is away all hell breaks loose!!!

And as for the storms we've never had that problem thank GOD

[notyou]

Danielle: I remember back in 1952 you called me an A-wipe ha ha

[PK...]

Thank you for that insightful theory, Gailsie...

In that case I wouldn't want to be in YOUR shoes, when you reap your just rewards... I'm thinking direct hit..

Curious how pleasant this board was when it was "Boring" and minus the You Know Whos.. Guess Lisac must be really having fun now...

;0))

PK Amazed that some think the insults that come from both sides aren't equally vile.. There's that old OX rearing it's ugly head again.. (Sorry, Gailsie, not you.. Well, actually, I can't be sure, but you would know better than I..)

[Danielle]

yes Not You and now that I think of it you and PK did make fun of my Barney and then PK was sitting behind me in class one day and stuck my pony tail in her ink well and then there was the time you and PK hid all my crayons whah whah whah lol

[lmroland]

Gail---one more time as I know you are very s l o w...

My name is lisa..I believe that is what I told you before.Roland is an old name.Very old but who is counting??I still use it as I used lmroland since I came on line in 1996.Got it????

Why are you so OBSESSED with certain things and certain people here???Maybe you should go for some help.Hey,it wouldn't hurt now would it.Check it out.

[notyou]

Isn't it funny how quickly your memory can come back!!!!

[lmroland]

Good Morning PK...

Yes it 'was' very pleasant here indeed.Too bad lisac finds pleasant to be boring.But that's her loss,I guess.

Did ya ever notice how the 3 usually come out in a pack meaning you rarely see one without the other sort of speak.I'm not sure if it's the classic case of strength in numbers or if it's just that without Susan and Scoops around they have NO friends here.-lol(well,the occasional aol fly-by,but we don't count them)

And what in the name of God is Veronicas fixation with bloomers????Maybe she doesn't even have a hubby after all if you know what I mean?--lol

[lisac]

oh, that's right--didn't you say once that "roland" was an old boyfriend's name that you didn't want to change? O-kaaaayyyyy.......

[Danielle]

good morning lmroland :-)
about the name thing here I don't know the history so do you prefer to be called Lisa on the board or lmroland?
How's the weather there? humid dark and dingy here yuk!!!

[lmroland]

Yeah that's it lisac.....and hubby doesn't mind a bit!--rofl!

(did a nasty person like you EVER have a boyfriend(aside from the obvious)????---maybe that's your problem!)

[lmroland]

Hi Danielle!

My poster name is and always was lmroland. But I don't mind being called Lisa as it is my name.

The weather here today is not the greatest.A little over cast and not the warmest.I have some cleaning and shopping to do so I guess it's a perfect day for that.

[Danielle]

okay I just didn't understand the facination some here had with your name and I wanted to call you by what you prefer...
have fun shopping

[lmroland]

Thanks Danielle.I hear ya with the fascination thing.I've been asking the same thing.

Please don't ever confuse me though with lisac!That would be the ultimate insult.-lol

Have a great day Danielle.

[lisac]

oh, goodness, lmr,--calm down. You sound like you are coming completely unglued and headed for a major breakdown. Go back and read your posts--your "responses" (?) make you sound as though you are 10 years old!

[lmroland]

yeah right psycho...whatever you say....rofl!

[gailsie]

lisac, isn't it just too funny watching those that feign disgust with our posts responding left and right? I guess we can still "trick" them into posting back to us, lol.

My suggestion would be to them to continue posting on the avatar threads, etc. but I guess they find 'our' threads a bit 'less-boring.' At least it appears that way to anyone that comes to this site.

[lmroland]

Oh geez...mention the word "psycho" and out it comes!--lol

I didn't know that anyone here owned threads.--rofl!

[gailsie]

thank you lisanroland for proving my point.

as much as you hate us, you have to keep trying to get the last word in even though your words do make you appear to be a 5 year old (sorry lisac, lol.)

all you have to do is ignore we three, but as I've said time and time again, you cannot control yourself, i.e., anger issues . . .

[PK...]

LOLOL, Gailsie...

You certainly do try to get us to all shut up and let you romp and stomp at will.. Not gonna happen..

If you want to badmouth people with impunity, you might have better luck simply using email...

Looks like it's gonna be a long weekend of "excitement", just for Lisac..... Now don't say we never did anything for you!

Maybe it will clear up and you can all go to the beach... That is what you do best, isn't it??

;0))

PK

[SillyYou]

I think Someone is trying to tell a certain someone something with all those lightening strikes. Hope you're wearing rubber shoes PK!
Glad to hear you dont' have vericose veins but now I wonder why your pal so vehemently defended you for having them? Aren't hemorroids technically vericose veins? Okay....so maybe that would explain the grumpy mood.

And then I read a poster, Daniel maybe?, say they were only nice to people who were nice to them. How do you function out in the world then dear? Hopefully better than you do here....you sound childish. But maybe you're young so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. lol

All this hullabaloo because I posted that Ellen D. didn't pole dance with transvestites. I went to the grocery store after that discussion and saw Kelly in her frilly pampers girating around a pole. People were commenting....it wasn't pretty.

[SillyYou]

G, V and L...how much do you want to bet they can't let that slide and just ignore me. They make this way too much fun! I guess that is how PK has racked up the record number of posts......and explains the "vericose vein". I'll see you girls in a few days....keep us laughing! :)

[I have]

to agree with silly you, V, Gailsie and Lisac. The ox moron (PK) and her group are always namecalling. They are by far the nasty ones on this board. They defend every stupid thing Kelly does and jump on anyone who dares to criticise her. Keep posting Silly, V, Gailsie and Lisac - many of us agree with you.

[PK...]

LOL...

I see the second shift has arrived.. (Guess you are parroting Gailsie now...)

Whatever, Silly You... If you want to take credit for starting this fight, so be it.. I will agree with you, though your...

BTW.. What is it with you and the Ladies??? You are so overly obsessed with body parts and ailments, and looks, and age and size? Is this simply because that is what all shallow self absorbed people consider the ultimate in insults?

Why don't you run along now and play with the rest of the children..

Maybe your weather will clear and you can go to the beach as well...

;0))

PK

[Danielle]

Hey Smelly You I function quite well out there in the world. I'm thinking you're a bit uptight and maybe should get yourself some new batteries I think you'd find yourself much calmer and easier to get along with. And btw smelly you ,don't refer to me as dear it's looking as though perhaps that along with your obsesssion with body parts etc.. that you may swing the other way..sorry I'm not interested.lol You don't have to worry about hemorrhoids you're so mean and uptight you couldn't sneeze a feather out your but.. lol

[Tina L.]

Who are you kidding? V, L, and G and a few others are so ugly and vile I doubt if they have any friends except for each other. I'd hate to be in their shoes when fate finally catches up with them.

[SillyYou]

Daniel,
Butt has two t's. lol I would be quite concerned if I could sneeze feathers out of my butt. You should see a doctor and if they can't correct it, make pillows and auction them on Ebay. You could call them "Down and Out MyAss Feather Pillows". Just a friendly suggestion. Oh...and you should really do something about your runon sentences....makes it hard to read. I will say to PK's benefit that she at least punctuates quite nicely.

[Danielle]

this from someone who can't even spell hemorrhoids right????

Hey smelly you ,no one else seems to have trouble reading my posts..
if it is hard for you to read them, then simply move on to another post.... you have yourself a great day and sorry I'm still not interested "DEAR"
help get the Raid!!!!!!

[Danielle]

p.s. not suprised you would know how to spell butt correctly,
you use it everytime you sign your name I would think p.s My name is spelled D A N I E L L E maybe you should learn how to spell yourself lol lol you are such a joke

[SillyYou]

At least I'm not red, furry and shooting feathers out my butt! rofl If you take my spell checking seriously then perhaps you are thinking too hard....you'll end up with a vericose....be careful! lol I'm only trying to irritate you because your reaction is so durned funny!

[lmroland]

I rest my case as per the AOL fly-byers.Looks like they are the ONLY friends the ladies have.Wonder why?

Could it be that....nevermind.Been there, done that.--lol

(Hey lisac...are YOU having fun yet???...wouldn't want you to be bored now..)

[Danielle]

Hey smelly, you just insulted my Elmo now that there is fighting words. Actually I'm shooting green feathers out of my butt today.
I think I ate some bad Kermit last night. lol I'm glad my replies amuse you isn't that what the board is all about???
Could I borrow some of your prep. h ???

[PK...]

Hey, Danielle..

You should be flattered... Silly changed her plans to stay here and play with you...

;0))

PK wondering if she is now sticking pins in her children cause their reaction is so durned funny..

[PK...]

LOL, NotYou...

<<I think it is Murphy's Law>>

I am convinced Murphy is my Patron Saint!

;0))

PK

[Danielle]

Hey PK I think smelly you has a little crush on me.shh don't tell anyone. she wants to keep it low key for now.

[v..]

<<<<saw Kelly in her frilly pampers girating around a pole.>>>>


ROFL.....SillyYou. (I'm still laughing)



<<<<I guess we can still "trick" them into posting back to us, lol.>>>>

How do we do that? lol




* Hi Trevor, and you're welcome. lol

[PK...]

Oh, geez... Guess it doesn't take much to amuse V....

Can't you find some new material? That one is old as the hills, too...

Poor V.. Has to get the attention back somehow... SillyYou did steal some of her thunder...

LOL, Now secrets with Trevor?? How funny... But, I guess it's not a secret now... (I'm still laughing)

;0))

PK also still hoping for sunshine on the Jersey Shore..

[V..]

<<<<PK also still hoping for sunshine on the Jersey Shore..>>>>>


What makes you think it isn't? lol Uh-oh...I guess someone was googling again & received some inaccurate info. Well, googling NJ's weather is better than googling me another husband. LOL

[ledhead]

Well it must be overcast or something on the NJ shore, otherwise I think you'd be runnin' the puppers instead of trying to keep the R & K board stirred up.

But carry on kiddies, if that's the only fun you can conjure up on what you say is a nice day on the Jersey shore. I'm going out to run some more errands on this decent day on the banks of the Muddy Mo. Lo to mid 80's, and the humidity's not too bad either.

(That's Low to mid 80's, not lo, lol.)

[PK...]

Aw, V.....

I am SO happy for you, both because you say the sun is shining AND that you and Lenny are happy enough I don't have to Google you another Hubby...

;0))

PK beaming at "our" good fortune...

[V..]

Oh geeze, now there has to be a reason why I'm posting on the boards. lol

BTW, ledhead, I run in the AM, sometimes with the puppers, sometimes alone. Now, mark that down someplace where you won't forget. lol


Lenny? lol How did you do that again? Oh, that's right. You googled NJ, soccer, coach of the year and...........Voila.....Lenny popped up. (too funny)

lol

[gailsie]

<<<Voila. . . . Lenny popped up>>>

rofl

V, you have to stop, you're too funny, lol

[PK...]

LOL...

Well, no matter "how" I did it, as long as you're both happy... That's what really matters, isn't it?

You ARE both happy, aren't you?

;0))

PK

[V..]

>>>>You ARE both happy, aren't you?>>>>


Don't you know? lol Google and see what you come up with. lol


OK, OK, I have to come clean. I have no idea about anyone else, but Yes, my husband and I are both very happy. And, no it isn't Lenny. lol


Hi G. I thought my post was funny, too.

Better be on the lookout...you mentioned The Hamptons the other day....you're probably being googled as we speak....wonder who you'll be matched up with. lol

[V..]

OOps, almost forgot. You have to mention a sport. Any sport, it doesn't really matter. lol

OK, going for a quick dip.

[PK...]

LOL...

Poor Lenny... Does he know you are disavowing him; and is he really as short as he appears? Or do all soccer players appear short?

Hey, G... Maybe I can google up a Polo Player for you... Uh... Well, maybe a Polo "Pony"...

(Hey, Jinh... If push comes to shove, do ya think you could spare ole Toofless for the G Lady? Seems she's in the market... Ah, nevermind, he'd never go for it...)

;0))

PK hoping you don't get waterlogged.. (I think...)

[Danielle]

Hey Pk I had first dibs on old toofless one, well at least on his teeth anyway lol

[gailsie]

rofl, another night and yet another hilarious turn to this thread.

my suggestion is that you google yourself up "something" because it looks like you've gone off the deep-end.

Gil does travel a lot, doesn't he? Good for him . . . .

[PK...]

LOLOL, Gailsie...

Absolutely NO sense of humor.. You can certainly dish it out...

Yes Gil has one Great Western Adventure each summer... And right, Good for him... You seem to forget, it doesn't bother me if you mention his name (which you got by spyin and lyin at Breakfast, btw...)

What is SO funny, is that each time I mention this Lenny A, who does NOT belong to V... You retaliate with the name of my hubby...

Now, let me ask you this... If Dear Lenny A, does NOT belong to V.. Why do you feel the need to retaliate? It would seem that just laughing would be sufficient...

Evidently just the mention of the name sends you both off the deep end.. LOL, I KNOW the mere mention of Drew U caused YOU to self-destruct on at least one occasion...

I have said before, you two do not need enemies, you handle that job very well all by yourselves...

;0))

PK wondering why you love this game of revealing everyone's personal information so much.. But, hey, I'll play..

[V..]

lol

Yup. Hook, line and sinker. lol (you'd think you'd learn by now) rofl (G, you were right.)


pk...for once and for all. If your Lenny and I were really married, would I keep bringing up the subject? lol Come on....it's so ridiculous that I do it as a joke. And everytime I do, you come back with posting this guys name. lol Yes, we have been laughing it off---and laughing at you for even thinking you honestly would be able to find someones mate on the internet. Oy-vey....rofl.

(BTW, you really don't know how funny you really are, I mean, you really don't.....you've got the wrong sport & wrong religion....not to mention the wrong area.)


As for Gil....I'm pretty sure you posted his name. But, who cares.

Ta-ta.......Until the next time I throw out the bait.....lol

[gailsie]

<<<You've got the wrong sport and wrong religion>>>

Does that mean we can't say "Oy Vey" anymore??


rofl

[PK...]

LOLOL...

Whatever you say, Dear V... Whatever makes your life rosy... But... Hmm... Answer me this??

When did religion enter the equation?? I don't recall that ever being mentioned?? I haven't a clue as to your religion, nor do I care... Curious, though.... Very curious... Perhaps more information than you meant to divulge.. LOLOLOL...

We both know where you got hubby's first name, and we both know how you got the information... Deny and lie all you want...

And now you have the audacity to suggest we accept your word (and even funnier, Gailsie's - Roflmao) that dear Lenny does not belong to you?? Wow... wish I could spell "hootspa" properly, but you get the idea and you certainly are a hoot...

Still say, way more damage control than is necessary.. The more you deny, the less likely it is you will be believed..

;0))

PK thinking this is such a fun game..

[SillyYou]

"You googled NJ, soccer, coach of the year and...........Voila.....Lenny popped up."

V....I would bet it has been a very long time since PK made any man pop up, googled or otherwise. lol:) She commented on my supposed weather too....I think....but I still haven't figured out where she googles for weather. She needs a different googler.

[SillyYou]

Danielle,
I love that Elmo.

[PK...]

Hmm...

Still here, Silly YOU... Thought you had plans.. Can't tear yourself away, I see.. Perhaps you, too, find this place addictive? Didn't you make some snide remark to Danielle about that? Rofl...

You have certainly have bonded with the Ladies for someone who has just recently arrived on the scene... Another Rofl..

Curious, you have plenty to say about sexual innuendo and blue humor, etc., ad naseum, but have no qualms about using same to insult.. Rofl once more...

Wow, are you SURE you are not related to V and G? Three peas in a pod, for sure..

;0))

PK wishing you joy in everything you do, cause I do think you could use some..

[SillyYou]

"Still here, Silly YOU... Thought you had plans.. Can't tear yourself away, I see.. Perhaps you, too, find this place addictive? Didn't you make some snide remark to Danielle about that? Rofl... "

That's hysterical coming from a "woman" with over 1000 posts! But you're right....I guess with my 21 or so posts...gee I MUST be addicted! roflmao At least I can leave for days when I choose....can you say the same? hmmmm......I didn't think so. Wonder why not?

[SillyYou]

Oops. Make that 29. No wait....30. Only 970+ to go! lol

[PK...]

Ah, but you said you WERE leaving for a few days and yet, here you are... Harder than it looks??

Hey, I make no bones about being here whenever I wish to be, and I wish to be here a lot, what's it to ya? Did you take me to raise?

I also wonder why you think it yet another insult to mention the number of my posts?? I think during the last day or two, you have insulted every facet of my being, and you arrived on this board with an axe to grind with me particularly. What's up with that? "Newbie"... ROFL again...

Hopefully you can yet tear yourself away for those several days you keep promising...

;0))

PK

[Danielle]

you love my Elmo, now I'm really not sure how to take that...
If it's sincere then it's the first nice thing you've said to me all day.. if it's not well then I just won't be able to sleep well tonight at all....

[MCD]

I have to say, that the dancing Elmo, is a little nerve wracking to me.... I preferred the still Elmo!!!

Sorry...

[Danielle]

hey you're at 66 almost there!!
what did you have for dinner lol
sorry about the dancing elmo but I got to keep him
I love him

[SillyYou]

No I really love that Elmo...he's adorable.

[Danielle]

well then the proper thing for me to do is say thank-you. I love him too. Hopefully I didn't use run on sentences lol

[SillyYou]

Your runons never really bothered me...I was just being a stinker;) I don't even know how to spell "runons" so take those remarks with a grain of salt! lol But if I ever earn an avatar I hope I can find a dancing Bert or Ernie.

[MCD]

OK.... I love Elmo... But, this little red, jumping thing, makes my eyes hurt!!!

You don't have a still of Big Bird or something?????

[Danielle]

no lol I did have a Barney, but everyone gave me a hard time about him. As I've mentioned before I do have a pic of my hubby in a lime green speedo. I think you'd prefer the dancing Elmo though
I know I do.
p.s. pic of him was taken when married to his first wife. I would never allow such a thing he he he

[Danielle]

Silly You,
I wasn't exactly nice either. To be honest I don't want to fight with anyone on the boards. Some people get along and some don't.
Now obviously I will get a lot of static from what I am saying here but I do not understand why the posts to PK have to be so personal and that's what makes me jump in. Granted I am new here and I don't know all the history, but I have never found Pk to be anything but kind helpful and fun. When she does retaliate (spelling??) she usually does it in humour. I find others and I'm not saying it's you to attack her so persoanlly her age, wishing her house get hit by lightening etc...... and I just don't think it's necessary. People can get their point across with out going into certin areas of a person's life. PK was the first to make me feel really welcome here and I will always remember that and be loyal to her because I truly like her. Perhaps you and I should just agree to disagree on the subject. Now I know I gonna get the hell teased out of me for this post..
Oh well just wanted to express my feelings on the subject.

[Peanut]

I love the dancing Elmo. I burst out laughing when I first saw it. 8^)

[Danielle]

Pk I know you can take care of yourself, and you don't need my help so please don't be mad at me for sticking my nose in again..
just had to get that off my chest(what little there is of it)lol

[Danielle]

thanks Peanut :-)

[SillyYou]

We'll agree to disagree and then leave it at that. :)

[Danielle]

agreed although it sure kept my day interesting. lol
I must admit some of you replies to me were really good.
The one about the red feathers had me in stitches, That's the whole point you can't take these boards too serious.
Make it a great day

[SillyYou]

:) Most of my replies are intended to be funny and are very lighthearted although I suppose they don't always come across that way. It sure did make my timeshare research more entertaining! Although, I find downloads are slower when I'm running this board at the same time! lol

[Danielle]

Your replies did come across as funny. We seem to share a sense of humour anyway. It's a start. :-)

[MCD]

Thanks for changing your avatar!!! Dancing Elmo, was fun, but, I like these little guys. At least they aren't all hopping around!

[Danielle]

Sorry MCD but Elmo will be back I'm just trying to drive someone on the board nuts lol

[MCD]

Oh... I see... so, then, you will bring back Elmo, to drive me nuts???? JK...

[PK...]

LOL, MCD...

LOL, Danielle...

If it's me, it's working!

;0))

PK

[notyou]

Hi guys

HEY Danielle, I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MCD]

Oh PK>>>>> so you are the one she is trying to drive nuts?

You don't like that tele tubbies, or whatever they are called?

[MCD]

I must admitt, I am not overly fond of them, but... they were better than the dancing Elmo!!!

[PK...]

Nah... MCD..

I think she and NotYou have something going... Don't know that I want to know just what, LOL, but we are certainly being treated to a lot of different avatars..

;0))

PK wondering if it is Avatar Heaven, or Avatar Hell...

[MCD]

PK... I don't know.. at least we don't get bored!!!

It is somewhat entertaining!!!

It could be fun, to come up with a different avatar, everyday! See, how many you could have in ONE day... etc???

[MCD]

Who can change their Avatar, the most in one day???

Or, is there a limit??

[PK...]

You can change it anytime and every time you want to.. You just have to go to your control panel and upload a new one (the site does not save any but the current one, so you have to keep them on your hard drive).

NotYou... Forgot... Love your newest one... For some reason, reminds me of BigDog... Maybe the Tail, Ears and FEET... (Though your avatar does not have "Flying Nun" ears..)

;0))

PK

[MCD]

Oh... that is really cool!!!

So, we could just change all of the time, once, you finally, get your first one??

[PK...]

This is funny... The "L00K" one... (Thanks, SillyYou..)

It was on the same site as ugly scary guy (also resized it, if anyone dares...), and it did some mighty strange things.. This is the final version, and is kind of comical with the eyeballs falling out...

;0))

PK

[Danielle]

Hi PK isn't Not You's avatar adorable? I found it for her on google.It' Marvin Maritans dog. I love your new avatar Pk...
I won't even start in on the stickers thing lol

[notyou]

Hi again!!!

Blame Danielle, she has started an avatar war. Don't ever let someone know how much you hate something or they will try to drive you nuts with it. Ya, you know who I mean. lol

PK it's lovely

[MCD]

Danielle... I think Ms. Piggie might want your latest Avatar!!!

Then again, I am just speaking for myself. She might not like "Miss Piggie"

[Danielle]

actually I had saved that last week for her but I haven't caught her on line to ask if she wants it....

[PK...]

<<I found it for her on google.It' Marvin Maritans dog.>>

Seems a monster has been created...

While you are out there scouring the universe for avatars, if you trip over an animated Scoobie Doo, give a holler...

;0))

PK

[PK...]

NotYou...

<<PK it's lovely>> LOL, did I catch a bit of sarcasm in that line...

I guess Danielle is really driving you round the bend...

Who knew something so simple as avatars could provide so much entertainment...

;0))

PK

[notyou]

PK NO I was not being sarcastic, I am turning over a new leaf and will tell everyone that there avatars look lovely, even Danielle's!!

[PK...]

I was joshing you, NotYou... Anyone who steals a Martian dog from Danielle can't be all bad... <grin>

I think the "L00K" is pretty cool, too, I thanked SillyYou once, guess I should reinforce it...

Thanks SillyYou for posting that eBay site.. Probably the best deal I ever made on eBay...

Well, the most fun, anyway!

;0))

PK

[notyou]

PK but there was sarcasism in my last post, he he

[PK...]

LOLOL..

Just keep your sarcasm to yourself, or publish a program so we uninitiated can know what's going on...

Yeah, I noticed it (the you know what), but I think Danielle would not even notice you posted were it not dripping with sarcasm... With any other scenario, I am sure she would be at you door, poste haste, thermometer in hand, (anal, O/C) just to make sure you are A OK...

;0))

PK waiving consultation fee just for NotYOu... Just this once..

[notyou]

Uh oh, I do not know how to keep sarcasim to myself......what could this mean doc PK *although I'll probably get a bill this time*