Growing Wine

[SavhLaney]

How about Gelman's wine tree set-up today? You have to love when he gets in a good dig at Reege!

[indy50]

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO AA? IS GELMAN A MEMBER? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMM?

[Wildflower]

Hey SB, wanna get drunk with me?! LOL

[indy50]

OH DEAR!!!!!

CALL GELMAN! HE MIGHT KNOW!

[Wildflower]

He said YES!!

[PlainJane]

Yep alphie sure did. Hey alphie what are you drinking? Jim beam, or Jack Daniels?

[Wildflower]

I'll bet he's into *pink squirrels*!

[PlainJane]

or "purple passion"

[PlainJane]

Speaking of "drinking"....hey alphie when you drink, does your pinky finger go up?

[Wildflower]

Oh!!! I know that PERFECT drink for SB... WHITE RUSSIANS!!

Yep... that's it!

[PlainJane]

LOL LOL yes that is a drink for him...

Alphie, are you a sipper or a chugger?

[indy50]

JANEPLAIN,

HAVEN'T YOU HAD ENOUGH YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THAT NICE BARTENDER MIGHT EVEN WANNA CLOSE UP FOR THE NIGHT, DON'T YOU THINK? (THAT IS, IF YOU ARE IN ANY CONDITION TO THINK, AFTER ALL YOU HAVE HAD!)

[PlainJane]

alphie are you drunk?

[indy50]

JANEPLAIN, YOU DON'T ANSWER QUESTIONS, DO YOU?

NOT SURPRISING!

[Wildflower]

SB, have you ever *driven* battery operated equipment while intoxicated?

[PlainJane]

Well since you cant get names correctly I will assume that you ARE drunk.

Alphie, do you remember what sobber feels like?

[indy50]

JANEPLAIN, YOU REALLY DON'T BOTHER ANSWERING QUESTIONS, DO YOU, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

[PlainJane]

((JANEPLAIN,))

See you ARE drunk.

((( YOU REALLY DON'T BOTHER ANSWERING QUESTIONS, DO YOU)))

When have YOU?


Oh yeah another thing, do you like Cucumbers?

[indy50]

JANEPLAIN, WHAT ARE YOU TAKING? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

[PlainJane]

alphie are you trying to say that YOU want to be taking ME? I cant do that, because *I* am human..and YOU are?

[indy50]

JANEPLAIN,

WHY NOT JUST JOIN THE LOCAL JENNY CRAIG PROGRAM? YOU MIGHT EVEN LOSE SOME WEIGHT!

[PlainJane]

I dont need to loose weight, alphie....

Are you INTO pigs like you are with donkeys?

[indy50]

JANEPLAIN,

SO YOU SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JENNY CRAIG PROBABLY THINKS DIFFERENTLY! IF YOU WEIGH AS MUCH AS YOU HAVE SAID YOU DO---------------THAT IS, AS MUCH AS A HOG-------------------YOU REALLY DO NEED JENNY MUCH MORE THAN YOU ADMIT!

DO IT FOR YOURSELF! WADDLIING AND JIGGLING ARE NOT REALLY VERY HEALTHY FOR YOU................DUH!

[PlainJane]

really? And how much did I say I weighed? I am 5'6 and I weigh 138 lbs....that my friend is adverage for my height.

Get it straght looney boy.

Now answer us this....do you scratch your butt when others are looking and then sniff it?

[Wildflower]

I say he does PJ. Ya know what else he does? He picks his nose while he's driving... he thinks no one can see him.

[indy50]

WILD FIRES STILL NEED TO BE PUT OUT!

JANEPLAIN, ARE YOU APPLYING TO PUT OUT WILDFIRES?

[Wildflower]

She can't apply, the position has been filled... by you!

[indy50]

WILDFIRE,

JEST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A WILD FIRE THAT NEEDS TO BE PUT OUT AND COSTS TAX PAYERS MONEY!

[PlainJane]

alphie when are YOU going to pay YOUR taxes?