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ESSENCE
04-16-2004, 12:49 PM
-----------BY THE WAY, IM GOING TO HAVE TO SAY CHRISSY SCANLON. ID BANG HER TILL THE COWS COME HOME FOLKS! SHED BE SAYIN: BANG ME HARDER, HARDER I SAID!! OH YES, BABY, HARDER! FASTER! DEEEEEEEEEEEEEPER!! OH YES, AHHHHHHHH, HA HA.------------------

Casanova69
04-16-2004, 12:53 PM
On second thought, I bet that Bill Green is an animal. ;P

QVC Dude
04-17-2004, 07:54 AM
Lynn Murphy and Shannon Smith in a threesome with me!

Casanova69
04-17-2004, 11:29 AM
Shannon Smith? Interesting choice Dude. Most guys never pay her any attention.

ESSENCE
04-18-2004, 10:34 AM
NO..NO..NO.. YOU PEOPLE GOT IT ALL WRONG!!..THE VERY BEST FUCK BEYOND ANY DOUBT, WOULD HAVE TO BE....................................JULES!!!!! HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QVC Dude
04-18-2004, 10:38 AM
Casanova: I always pay attention to Shannon. There's just something about her that I find incredibly sexy, except when she laughs, then she sounds like someone is killing her.

ESSENCE: Who the hell is Jules?

Casanova69
04-19-2004, 12:20 PM
Jules Asner?

Jules Verne?

ESSENCE
04-19-2004, 01:19 PM
NA NA NA, IT DOESNT MATTER WHICH JULES, MY BABY CHRISSY SCANLON, KNOWS DAMN WELL WHO I AM!!! DONT YOU CHRISSY!!?? HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Casanova69
04-19-2004, 01:31 PM
Oh boy. It looks like Chris Scanlon has her own little Sniffles.

QVC Dude
04-19-2004, 02:14 PM
LOL! That's exactly what I was thinking, Casanova! :)

BTW, Jules Asner is HOT!!!

ESSENCE
04-20-2004, 02:36 PM
OH MAN, CHRISSY YOUR MAKING ME DRUEL, YOU FEMALE BITCH, I WANT YOU SO FUCKING BADLY. WILL YOU BE MY BITCH, YOU BLOND FUCK!!! JULES IS GONNA BANG CHRISSY, HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

QVC Dude
04-20-2004, 04:03 PM
Oh my dear God...

"You female bitch"?

country
04-21-2004, 12:50 AM
got some sick people here I see,

ESSENCE
04-24-2004, 05:36 AM
CHRISSY, COME ON HERE, LITTLE PUSSY CAT, COME, COME, COME, LET UNCLE JULES FUCK THAT PUSSY, AND LET ME BANG YA ALL NIGHT LONG, BABES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TammyGirl
04-24-2004, 09:11 AM
Where does HSN hire these people, that is the real question! There are some sick fucks at HSN, yet they still hire people, WHY??

ESSENCE
04-26-2004, 03:22 PM
CHRISSY, BABY DOLL,....COME TO PAPA, YOU BLOND BITCH!!!!!!!!! LET UNCLE JULES FUCK THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YA. COME ON YOU BITCH, COME ON OVER, LET ME DO MY MAGIC!!! HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEHEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH H HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

QVC Dude
04-26-2004, 07:40 PM
Hey ESSENCE, a lot of restaurants are serving decaf now.

GayBoy
04-27-2004, 12:25 PM
I bet that ESSENCE guy, laughs like that guy in the HOME ALONE films. You know the one with the gun, the guy that says : i'll give 3 seconds to get your little prissy carcas out of my sight. he he he, you know that laugh?

From,
Matthew

QVC Dude
04-28-2004, 12:01 PM
LOL!!! 1...2...10! BANG BANG BANG!!! ;)

CoolGal
04-28-2004, 12:36 PM
Jules or Essence, you are a pervert, will you give me your home phone number and address, and let me send the good ol police over to you right away, they can really help you, TRULY!!

AMEN
04-29-2004, 01:46 PM
ENHOW

MOTHER
04-30-2004, 04:52 PM
LETS KEEP THIS POST GOING, THIS IS THE BEST POST YET, UNDER HSN HOSTS

indy50
05-01-2004, 07:59 AM
WHO WANTS TO SEE THE PERVERTS WHO POSTED ABOVE GET WHAT THEY DESERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS, INCURABLE SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES AND HIV!

BETTER STILL,THE PERVERTS SHOULED BE CASTRATED-----OR OTHERWISE NEUTERED! AT LEAST, THEY COULD NOT CONTINUE TO PASS ON STDS/HIV TO OTHERS!

Wildflower
05-01-2004, 09:25 AM
WHO WANTS TO SEE THE PERVERT WHO POSTED ABOVE GET WHAT THEY DESERVE...


I DO, I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!

indy50
05-01-2004, 11:04 AM
WILD FIRE,

DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU ARE VOLUNTEERING TO BE STERILIZED? OR CASTRATED?

NO, YOU STILL HAVE NOT BURNED DOWN ALL THOSE SLEEZY PORN STUDIOS WITH THE HIV-POSITIVE HOMOSEXUAL PERVERTS WHO HAVE GIVEN THEIR PARTNERS THE DEATH SENTENCE OF AIDS!

laughin
05-01-2004, 07:38 PM
fuck you bitch

Bardo
05-03-2004, 01:50 PM
heh heh

ESSENCE
05-04-2004, 01:34 PM
THE ONLY PERSON FROM HSN THAT I WOULD NOT DARE FUCK.. IS KATHY WOLF, SHE IS A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE, BUT CHRISSY, HOT STUFF, YOUR NOT, SO COME ON OVER, AND LET ME FUCK YA ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGG!! HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wooooooo
05-05-2004, 11:58 AM
I"M LAUGHING OUT LOUD!

indy50
05-06-2004, 08:38 AM
WHO WANTS TO SEE ALL THE PERVERTS STERILIZED.............!!!!!!!!!

QVC Dude
05-06-2004, 10:51 AM
I hope Trevor comes back from Iraq and deletes all your dumb-ass posts!

indy50
05-06-2004, 03:03 PM
HEY, DUDE:

DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU WANT TO BE STERILIZED LIKE ALL THE OTHER PERVERTS, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

QVC Dude
05-07-2004, 11:12 AM
uh, yeah...that's EXACTLY what I meant, alpha. Wow, you sure do know how to read people!

QFan
05-23-2004, 12:38 PM
Personally, I think Callie Northagen would be the best fuck. She has lovely, sexy legs and is so pretty, she could be a model on HSN easily if she wanted to. But Colleen, Lynn Murphy, and Mindy McCourtney are all very attractive ladies too who I would love to have sex with. I guess all I can do is fantasize, but I sure do enjoy watching them!

johhnyvine
06-21-2004, 11:09 AM
British Ford with those big ole black titties swaying back and forth.
Colleen would be a wild fuck she probably do it all and more than one time.

QVC Dude
06-28-2004, 08:32 AM
I would love to fuck Lynn Murphy doggystyle and then pull out when I have to cum, turn her around, and squirt my load all over her gorgeous face!!!

dad123
08-09-2005, 05:07 PM
i would take lynn murphy and coleen lopez in a gangbang.ps alpha go fuck yourself!

QVC Dude
08-10-2005, 08:50 AM
Damn, I forgot about this thread...

Abbey Road
08-10-2005, 01:54 PM
Colleen, Lynn, Bobbie, Diana, Chris,Callie, Connie, Kathy & Suzanne would all be great.

3ach39
08-10-2005, 08:09 PM
id only fuck diana
got this thread is fucked up

bosshogg
09-18-2005, 01:02 PM
I may be a little late but better get my vote out there before some one else beats me to it. anyway with out a doubt the best fuck would be colleen lopez or kathy wolf. colleen has got that hour glass shape that just beggs for hardcore sex, and she has just the perfect hands for the best hadjob any guy could ever ask for. I bet she can wack a guy off till he cries. kathy wolf also has a very nice rack, that just asks for a butt fuck, she will get it some day if she comes over to texas.

QVC Dude
09-18-2005, 01:25 PM
Wow, this thread got bumped again! Bosshogg, I totally agree with you about Colleen and Kathy! I would love for Colleen to jerk me off while sucking on the tip of my dick, then as I cum, she would be rapidly sliding her hand up and down my shaft as I ejaculate thick ropes of jizz into her mouth. Then she sucks me dry as my orgasm ends. As for Kathy, I would love to slide my cock between her big tits and tit-fuck her until I cum all over her neck and face. Either that, or I would love to fuck her in her big, sexy ass, then pull my cock out and cum all over her ass cheeks.

Vicki L.
09-20-2005, 11:39 AM
Lynne Murphy and Callie Northhagen and Chris Scanlon tie for me.
I don't like Colleen at all.

nats fan
09-21-2005, 05:31 AM
mine would be colleen,lynn,kathy.marlo and shannon

nats fan

Vicki L.
09-28-2005, 11:06 AM
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Vicki L. updated:
Lynne Murphy and Callie Northhagen and Chris Scanlon tie for me along with Connie Craig in her long hair.
I don't like Colleen at all.
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