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QVC Dude
05-26-2004, 08:40 AM
Okay, I know this has nothing to do with QVC, but it's something that I'm pissed about and I didn't know where else to post it. I'm sure most, or some, of you drink Coca-Cola, or Diet Coke, as do I, and I have nothing against the product, but what the hell is wrong with the people who come up with their commercials? I don't know how many of you remember this, but about three years ago, Diet Coke had an ad campaign with three or four different commercials that would air all the time on just about every channel. One of the commercials featured a man talking about his wife's panties through the whole thing, and comparing the panties to Diet Coke. Another one featured a woman watching a man in the apartment across from her taking a shower. I don't really remember the other commercials too well, but isn't that going a little too far? I mean, why does a company have to stoop to promoting voyeurism just to sell their product? And how the hell does some jackass talking about his wife's panties make you want to buy soda? I actually wrote a letter that I was planning on typing up and e-mailing to Coke through their website, but suddenly, the commercials stopped airing. I think it was right after September 11. Maybe they realized how stupid their commercials were when innocent people were killed. Well, it seems Coke is back to their old tricks, as I'm sure most of you have seen the newest Coca-Cola commercial featuring two teenagers making out as if their lives depended on it. I mean, they're really going at it. Is Coke trying to appeal to the youthful demographic? If I'm not mistaken, they already have a huge number of teenagers and young adults drinking their product. I'm willing to bet that the scum that came up with this ad is the same one who came up with the perverted ads from three years ago. Maybe I should have posted this at some Coke website, but I just wanted to see what you all think of these disgusting commercials.

juicesjoke
05-26-2004, 09:03 AM
Relax dude, no one really cares what you think about these ads. They are the billion dollar corporation, and you're not. They obviously pay alot of money and do alot of research to target the right demographic, and if you dont like it, get over it. I'm sure they dont care, and I'm sure you're not the person being marketed to. So in essence, shut your damn mouth, no one cares what you think. This is the QVC board, so go run your mouth and typing skills somewhere else.

QVC Dude
05-26-2004, 11:26 AM
Gee, juicesjoke, I might be offended if you weren't a complete moron that everyone here hates. Obviously, Coca-Cola determined that perverts were their demographic. I guess that's why you lke them. So you can go to hell because I don't give a monkey's left nut about your opinion.

bigfatstel
05-26-2004, 01:30 PM
You go QVC Dude--thanks for the brutal honesty and the laugh. I am a Pepsi woman myself, and think their ads with the Osbournes/Osmonds were hilarious. I also loved the Bob Dole one......

juicesjoke
05-26-2004, 03:49 PM
Obviously dude took a poll of everyone who posts here and they all hate me. Like I really fucking care what you all think or some bullshit line that some fag named QVC Dude made up. Anyone who names themself QVC Dude is obviously gay, even more gay than David Venable. So I think its you that no one likes, so go post your stupid fucking Coke whining someplace that gives a shit about it. Last time I checked this wasnt the Coke forum. And while your there, why dont you stop being such a sensitive pussy and take the ads for what they are. You fucking baby.

QVC Dude
05-26-2004, 04:17 PM
juicesjoke, thanks for giving me the biggest laugh I've had today! I couldn't stop cracking up when I read your post! "More gay than David Venable"...classic!

By the way, cuntface, if you wanna bitch about me starting a thread that has nothing to do with QVC, then take a look at your American Idol post, shitstain!

Beve1
05-27-2004, 09:15 AM
way to go QVC Dude...give em hell!! You have a perfect right to express any opinion you want to, here, or anyplace else.

Juicesjoke needs to get a life, and not here. Get lost you stupid moron, jerk, A$$hole. I get the impression that you are about 12 yrs old, and act like a 2 yr old. You also have no respect for yourself or any one else. Get help. You need therapy.

Now, as for coke, I am also a Pepsi gal. I really do not remember those ads, but they sound stupid, and definitely targeted to a particular audience.

Casanova69
05-27-2004, 11:36 AM
So JJ, you don't want anyone to post something other than QVC related topics?

And yet when someone does post about QVC you have said several times something to the effect of who gives a shit!

bigfatstel
05-27-2004, 12:50 PM
BEVE! You told me to get therapy--are you lumping me in with Juicesjoke? ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! : )

Beve1
05-27-2004, 02:42 PM
No no no...not that kinda therapy Bigfatstel. He needs intense, in patient. You just needed counseling :o)

But ya have to admit, he needs help big time.

bigfatstel
05-27-2004, 04:16 PM
I know--I was just bustin' your chops! : )

Beve1
05-27-2004, 04:27 PM
I knew u were bustin, Stel, I kinda got a handle on your sense of humor. Now let's turn that on that jerk juices. :o)

bigfatstel
05-28-2004, 06:44 AM
You got that right! I did like the a$$hole reference you made! You go, girl! : )

Beve1
05-28-2004, 06:56 AM
oy vey, am I going and going and going and going :o)

indy50
05-28-2004, 11:08 AM
JJ YOU GO!

NEVER MIND THE CONTROL FREAKS WHO BELIEVE THAT THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO DOMINATE THE BOARDS WITH THEIR STUPID DRIVEL THAT THEY CALL 'FACT!'----------OBVIOUSLY, THEY WANT TO OSTRACIZE ANYONE WHO HAS THE GUTS TO DISAGREE WITH THEIR DEMENTED DRIVEL, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bigfatstel
05-28-2004, 12:11 PM
Oh bullcrap you moron--a lot of us disagree, but we express it a hell of a lot more intellectually than you two!

Bootsie
05-28-2004, 08:17 PM
i wonder if juice and alpha are one and the same person a la autumn squirrel and frowny on the jane treacy board. do you notice that a lot of people read juices' stuff but lately not many bother to answer. juice is one of the most depressing and angry folks on this board. why doesn't juice just find another board to bother. maybe janetreacy.com they would just love another controversy over there.

MareKitty
05-28-2004, 08:34 PM
QVC Dude - I hear ya, you make sense on this issue. Power to you. I know it is difficult.

Beve1
05-29-2004, 03:50 AM
THE WORD FOR TODAY IS "IGNORE"....hmmmm Im ignoring...hmmmm <fingers in ears> la la la la...hmmmmm....la la la la.

QVC Dude
05-29-2004, 11:26 AM
Thanks to everyone who supported me on this thread! As for the others (they know who they are...or maybe they don't...juicesjoke), you can suck a monkey's nipple! (although you probably already do.)

Casanova69
05-29-2004, 11:29 AM
Suck a monkeys nipple?

I gotta hand it to you Dude, thats original. :D

QVC Dude
05-29-2004, 03:06 PM
Thanks, Cas, but I can't take the credit for it...that's something The Rock said a while back. Do you watch wrestling at all?

bigfatstel
05-30-2004, 07:56 AM
I love The Rock. I like his E! True Hollywood Story. He's had an interesting life and worked his butt off for everything he has. Good for him!

EskieRuth
05-30-2004, 08:34 AM
Why do you guys even bother with juicesjoke? I have had him on ignore along with a couple others since the first time I got a post so his posts don't even show up except to let me know she/he was there. When you guys respond to him, it just makes him come back and spout off more garbage. Something tells me you guys enjoy him/her to a degree or you would just put him ignore.

juicesjoke
05-30-2004, 09:35 AM
QVCDude and doggylover are the same person, you can tell from their posts. They are the only people who whine about not getting enough attention so its pretty obvious that this fuck has two id's and is begging for attention. What a sorry fuck to need attention from an internet BB. What a sad fucking life you must have.

Beve1
05-30-2004, 09:38 AM
EskieRuth...how right you are. The more people respond to their nasty moronic posts, the more attention they get, and that's what they thrive on.

Ignore and they will disappear into the woodwork, like a rat.

bigfatstel
05-30-2004, 11:10 AM
I, for one, agree with the point in juicesjokes post--just not the style of delivery.

QVC Dude
05-30-2004, 12:19 PM
Wow, juicesjoke, you nailed it right on the head! You could be a super detective! And I thought my secret was so safe too! Darn...guess I couldn't pull the wool over your eyes. You're too smart!

Listen up, shit monger: I have never once bitched about not getting attention here on this board. If I have, then find the damn post and show it to me...that is, if you can manage to pull your head out of your ass first. "What a sad fucking life you must have"...I'm guessing that's what everyone says to you all the time, since all you can seem to find to do with your time is stir things up on Internet message boards. I, and others, post intelligent things about what we are interested in, or what we are tired of, or whatever. You, and other mental cases like you, post nothing but insults, gibberish, and obscenities, hoping to impress people. I'll admit, I was once that way. Just ask some of the people here. But I realized that behavior like that will get you nothing but IGNORED, which I think you are by about 90% of the people here. So, if you ever realize that when a person has their head up their ass all the time, all they can talk is shit, maybe you'll post something intelligent. Until then, stop wasting my time, fuckwit!

bigfatstel
05-30-2004, 12:23 PM
And, QVC Dude, I owe you an apology...I was flipping between several threads, and actually agreed with one of JJ's points, but answered on the wrong one. No insult meant. I value your comments and find them enlightening. I also admire you for "saying it like it is"--bully for you!

QVC Dude
05-30-2004, 06:18 PM
Thanks, BFS! (Mind if I call you that?) I've learned the only way to deal with these jokers (and believe me, I've had my fair share of them) is to tell it like it is.

bigfatstel
05-30-2004, 06:21 PM
BFS is fine, QVC Dude! I am glad you read my post--I felt like dog crap after seeing where I posted. No insult meant.

QVC Dude
05-30-2004, 08:06 PM
Awww, no offense taken, BFS. ;)

bigfatstel
05-30-2004, 08:09 PM
Thanks! I was worried--you can be a bad ass when you get pissed! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! : )

QVC Dude
05-31-2004, 08:32 AM
Yes, I can. I see you've been reading here for a while. ;) Don't worry, though, I would never get pissed at you! :)

bigfatstel
05-31-2004, 08:43 AM
Thanks--although I can be pretty abrasive at times if you have thin skin! I have only been reading and posting for three weeks. Feels like forever!