Kathleen Kirkwood

[doggylover]

I haven't seen Kathleen Kirkwood in a long time. I posted last night about her on the "Annoying Guests" thread. Then I started thinking...I haven't seen her in awhile. That little walk she did at the end of her presentations was highly annoying imho.

[Pen Brat]

She was on Cure by the Shore, annoying as usual. Way to perky for me.

[spooie]

She is absolutely one who makes me turn the channel! It was a lethal combo when she would be on with Jane Treacy.

[bigfatstel]

Yeah, but I do use her shoulder pads every day to balance out my pear shape a bit! I wish she'd make them linebacker size--I got a LOT to balance! : )

[Pen Brat]

LMAO - BFstel you crack me up.

[Momof2]

I forgot to put K. Kirkwood on my annoying list. You are a hoot, Bigfatstel. Your posts make me smile and I thank you for that! :D

[bigfatstel]

You get a big FAT STEL welcome on that! Over and out--got to shove high fat food in my face for lunch!

[shopping]

I completely forgot about her! The first few times that I saw her on QVC, I didn't even know what she was talking about. She does a terrible job explaining the difference between all of her shoulder pads and always seemed to be out of time before she said any real information about her products. She is just too, too cutesy!

[Syracuse]

bigfatstel... I agree with you. I need the BIGGER shoulder pads to make my hips look smaller. I wish she had those I would buy them by the case

[bigfatstel]

Why can't some fashion guru deem huge butts in style? That would be so much easier! J.Lo almost had it going there.....

[Sanjoro]

B.F.Stella (Joyce), you really do crack me up!!!! You are soooo funny!! What a sense of humor you have, along with a clever wit. Your posts are a hoot to read!! Keep it up. Laughter is the best medicine!! And, yeah, Kathleen Kirkwood turns me off, too.

Sanjoro (Sandi)

[MareKitty]

I do like her shoulder pads, though.

They fit very well.

[desi]

hey Doggielover, I do agree with you but I'm just jealous that's why I have to wear those shoulder pads. Ordered two sets. One for home and one for in the car in case I forget to put them on.

It's very sad....

[doggylover]

Thank for the input on the shoulderpads. I have a small rear end that is why i don't need the shoulder pads like some of you fatter ladies...but don't worry some men like big butts. I never wanted one and am glad i work hard to keep a nice shape. I don't eat "high fat foods" or stuff them into my face because lets face it, nutrition is extremely important. So ladies, I challenge you to lose weight and enjoy your life. the depression will go away when you do so.

[Bootsie]

guess what!!! you don't wear shoulder pads on your butt. Just thought you might want to know that so you won't look foolish next time you post some of your nastiness!!!!!

[doggylover]

Bootsie,
NO NASTINESS INTENDED. WE'RE ALL JUST GOOD FRIENDS HAVING A GOOD TIME TOGETHER!
I meant nothing negative by the comments about the shoulder pads. If you would read the thread, you would see that some of the fatter ladies said that wearing the shoulder pads on their shoulders helped disguise their larger butts. We were all saying that Kathleen Kirkwood is annoying but some of us like the shoulder pads, although I like my body shape the way it is so I don't use them. Plenty of people are fat and beautiful. I meant NOTHING derogatory, my best friend is fat. I love her for who she is and she is beautiful even though she is fat. I am even taking her to the beach with me this summer. Please don't take offense. I love everyone on this board and am so glad to be a part of this family. We talk openly and have no secrets and that feels good. Try it, Bootsie...you'll like it. Live in a way that you don't have to be ashamed for who you are! We love ya!

Don't ruin a good TIME with being to sensitive. As Socrates said, "Laugh and you'll never have to go to the doctor!" In other words, laughter keeps you young. I love ya ladies! Let's keep the negativity out of this bb!

[beckyk5930]

Doggylover,

"Don't ruin a good time by being so sensitive." You need to take your own advice!!!!!

BTW if you actually wear the shoulder pads on your very own shoulders it appears that they will be closer to your butt!

[bigfatstel]

You go, girl!

[doggylover]

I can't believe how cruel some of you are. I was trying to be helpful...not mean. The SAGS rule! We will not let any of you be mean to our members! Let's please love each other and support each other and not take offense to everything that is written. Write with your heart, read with your head! Love you guys! Really missed you and am glad to be back!

[Pen Brat]

Not trying to feed the trolls, but are you kidding me? This is hilarious.

[milly1022]

Pretty funny when the very one that says to lighten up can't even see a joke looking right at her!

Oh yeah, thanks for the sensible eating advice.

Tee hee - I missed it - who's depressed? I must have missed that thread.

Oh, and by the way - I don't write with my heart. I always try to write with my funny bone - it's a much better instrument. Give it a try.

[bigfatstel]

Milly--we fattie fat fats are depressed because there aren't enough guys who like women with big butts and we are too busy shoving high fat foods in our chubby cheeks! That's who!

FIVE ALIVE!

[milly1022]

Stel - yep - you sound severely depressed to me!

It's all so sad I might have to join you in diving into a huge chocolate cake.

sigh.

[Denim&Co.]

doggylover:"The SAGS rule! We will not let any of you be mean to our members!"

I'm sorry doggylover. I don't know you but what did you mean by "we?"

[doggylover]

We as in We Sags. We support one another and treat one another the way we want to be treated. Let's have FUN. We put the FUN in DYSFUNCTIONAL!

[Sanjoro]

Stel, PLEASE tell me what "five alive" means. I've asked that question on another thread & haven't gotten an answer as yet, so please enlighten me!! I've seen it written several times in the past few days, & can't find the meaning of it, & it's driving me crazy!! Help!!

Thanks!!

Sanjoro (Sandi)

[doggylover]

5 Alive is something we all are doing (rule #5) to keep the trolls at BAY. Just ignore the nasty posters (juicejoke, alpha, and others). YOu can even press an IGNORE key so you don't even see there posts.

[doggylover]

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[squirrelyd]

you girls are so mean to each other....who needs enemies with friends like you?

[doggylover]

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[rbbreit]

"Please release me, let me go...."
Sorry, I just keep reading and song titles keep coming to mind. I hope you guys don't mind my musical interlude!
LOL Robin

[desi]

verses to a song sounds a lot like poems, once again.....

Songs and poems.....talking about dogs and cats and birds.... that's what you do in kindergarten class.

Oh that's right Robin you said you were a teacher. You know there used to be another poster who was a kindergaten teacher....

[TURTLELADY]

more than one.

[rbbreit]

No desi, I teach 6th grade-you know the age where they are still sweet-right before they jump off into hormone he@#! Bless their little hearts! I love them!
Robin

[doggylover]

I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes.

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