Ghost
07-13-2004, 03:27 PM
- July 13, 2004
"The Apprentice" star and shady dealmaker DONALD TRUMP knows a thing or two about mergers and screwing people over, both in the business world and in his boring personal life. That's why The Donald, who has had ample experience at screwing up marriages, offers some marital advice for the soon-to-be-married BRITNEY SPEARS!
"I heard Britney Spears is not going to have a prenuptial agreement," he tells ET. "She's making a huge mistake. Once this scum bag gets a foot in the door, he is gonna clean the ditz out."
The dimwitted songstress announced in June that she is engaged to bottom feeder KEVIN FEDERLINE and there are reports the two will wed as soon as November. But Trump, who has been down this road (once to IVANA TRUMP and once to MARLA MAPLES), is clearly an expert when it comes to gold-digging tramps.
"You have to have it," he says. "You're just setting yourself up for a big hit." Trump, who is said to be worth $6 billion, admits he is a cheap bastard, but nevertheless, wife or no wife, he said they ain’t getting crap from him no more.
And one can bet he'll be practicing what he preaches, now that he is engaged to longtime girlfriend MELANIA KNAUSS. As the cheapskate predicts he and his live in sex slave will be saying their "I dos" sometime early next year, he reveals what it takes to make a high-profile marriage, with a 30 year age difference work.
"I think, ultimately, you gotta have the big bucks," he says. "If you're just a checker at a supermarket, you don’t stand a chance in hell landing a babe like this.
And when pressed about what kind of wedding he and Knauss have planned, he says “I don’t give a damn about the whole wedding ceremony, it’s all theatrics, I just want us to sign the marriage certificate and get this thing over with”.
"I've done it all different ways. I've had all sorts of events that were big, small and to be honest with you, it just bores the hell out of me" he says “ In the end what matters most is, you landed a trophy wife and now it’s time to show her off and have great sex.”
"The Apprentice" star and shady dealmaker DONALD TRUMP knows a thing or two about mergers and screwing people over, both in the business world and in his boring personal life. That's why The Donald, who has had ample experience at screwing up marriages, offers some marital advice for the soon-to-be-married BRITNEY SPEARS!
"I heard Britney Spears is not going to have a prenuptial agreement," he tells ET. "She's making a huge mistake. Once this scum bag gets a foot in the door, he is gonna clean the ditz out."
The dimwitted songstress announced in June that she is engaged to bottom feeder KEVIN FEDERLINE and there are reports the two will wed as soon as November. But Trump, who has been down this road (once to IVANA TRUMP and once to MARLA MAPLES), is clearly an expert when it comes to gold-digging tramps.
"You have to have it," he says. "You're just setting yourself up for a big hit." Trump, who is said to be worth $6 billion, admits he is a cheap bastard, but nevertheless, wife or no wife, he said they ain’t getting crap from him no more.
And one can bet he'll be practicing what he preaches, now that he is engaged to longtime girlfriend MELANIA KNAUSS. As the cheapskate predicts he and his live in sex slave will be saying their "I dos" sometime early next year, he reveals what it takes to make a high-profile marriage, with a 30 year age difference work.
"I think, ultimately, you gotta have the big bucks," he says. "If you're just a checker at a supermarket, you don’t stand a chance in hell landing a babe like this.
And when pressed about what kind of wedding he and Knauss have planned, he says “I don’t give a damn about the whole wedding ceremony, it’s all theatrics, I just want us to sign the marriage certificate and get this thing over with”.
"I've done it all different ways. I've had all sorts of events that were big, small and to be honest with you, it just bores the hell out of me" he says “ In the end what matters most is, you landed a trophy wife and now it’s time to show her off and have great sex.”