Laurie has a long face

[princesskv]

Laurie is on with Lisa M. now and boy does her face look long. She reminds me of a horse. Looks like she's trying to go blonde too like Lisa R. What's up with that?

[tjrm]

LMAO regarding Laurie looking like a horse. You have a good point there. She is my least favorite host and if I hear her say just one more time "GOOD, GOOD, GOOD" I am going to scream!

[johhnyvine]

She looks like Judy Crowell with more hair.

[paula6956]

Or if she says, May I just say, again, and I will call in and Say
NO NO NO!!!!!

[SIRGAL]

It is the hand motion that bothers me about Laurie. I wish she would watch some tapes of herself. If she did, I think she would put her hands in her pockets.

[jmr]

Meow, you women are brutal.

[SIRGAL]

Really, I don't think this is brutal. Just an honest expression of opinions. She put herself in the position of being in front of millions of people. It is normal for people to observe and comment.

Nobody said she is a vile person, just that she has quirks. We all have quirks, that is why we notice hers.

[Doglvr]

Meow? Try Roooaaarrr (as in tiger, b/c a cat would be too tame for these bitches). You girls are too mean. I can't believe normal women would spread hate-filled messages about the length of a woman's face. Face it ladies...you are probably fat and unattractive yourselves, so you put others down to make your fat asses feel better. Well, maybe getting out of your office chair off of your fat ass would help. Really, you must be EXTREMELY INSECURE AND IMMATURE TO WRITE THESE THINGS. Grow up, you silly bitches.

[N/A]

You know, the one thing I can't stand about message boards are people telling other people not to post something because it does agree with your opinion or your standards of posts. Simple, if you don't like something, don't read it. No one is forcing you to read it. People don't have to stop posting something because you don't agree with it. You are not the board police who has to monitor what everyone says and make sure it meshes with your standards. If you disagree with another persons statement then the correct thing to do is to make a respectful rebuttal, but calling out people and insulting them for their honest opinion is not cool. Freedom of speech is a beautiful thing if you embrace it. Nothing that was said on this thread was offensive. Everything was written in good taste. An opinion was stated politely. I think it's funny that the same people are the ones who usually try to start drama. Maybe they just do this for sport? Now I don't mean to lecture and most people post respectfully but there are a few who are the drama starters and we all know who they are. I will take the high road and not call people out.

[QVC Queen]

Dog shut up. No one likes you or listens to you so just shut up

[lopiekitty]

My Queen!!! Have that dog person taken to the gallows!
And Doglvr! You have expressed your intense displeasure at this board on numerous occasions...If you find this group so offensive WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK?? And you seem to delight in causing trouble..well guess what cupcake? The days of constant back biting and nasty posts are over..NO ONE here wants or needs it! And please don't come back and call me some lovely name...there is NOTHING you can write that will hurt me...You don't even KNOW me for heavens sake...get a grip...Now...go to Target...go down the "get a life" isle and buy yourself one...You really need one!!!!! Love from me to you!!! Sweetum's...Baby...Boo Boo Bear...My little pookie face...honey drop!!!

[UnAmused]

Lopie- that's too funny. I got a kick out of your buy yourself a life at target line. Now that was good.

Doggy just keeps coming back because he loves us, he really, really does. In fact, I daresay he has the same opinions as everyone on this board, he just doensn't know how to express himself very well. I guess thats what happens when you don't learn any social skills. He's like the little boy that pulls your hair in school to get your attention, his board police routine is the equivalent of pulling hair. He's really kind of sad and pathetic if you think about it. Poor doggy, he hasn't learned yet that if you play nice, people will play with you.

[paula6956]

And unfortunetly, he probably never will that life lesson...

[lopiekitty]

AMEN Paula!!! I hear ya loud and clear!!!
UnAmused...You are RIGHT on!!! But I still have my leather bustier and whips and ropes and spikes if Doggylvr wants to be made a real man!! LOL LOL
OH...Doggy...we love you...really we do!!! Now come on over and give mama some sugar!!! LOL LOL

[paula6956]

Now I am sure that he understands what that is!!!

[lopiekitty]

WHAT????? Whips, chains, leather bustier, rope? Don't all men know what that is...or are we talkin' sugar?? Either way it is all good! LOL LOL May make doggy a happy...good puppy!!! he he he

[puddy]

Ok, I'm in charge of spanking the little dickens!

Kill 'em with kindness - don't even respond!

To N/A - don't waste your time. You make TOO much sense and with people like that, it's dangerous.

[puddy]

Sorry - MAY I JUST SAY - there are men that adore larger than average butts. ;p

[lopiekitty]

I like big butts...and I can not lie...all the other brothers..they can't deny!! SEE!!! There is even a song about it!!!!! Ya gotta love that!!!

[puddy]

He needs to be crushed between my cheeks! )(

[lopiekitty]

We don't call you the "TERMINATOR" for nothing Puddy!!! LOL LOL

[puddy]

I didn't know I was the Terminator! :O

[lopiekitty]

OOHH...Did I say that...You were not supposed to know about that!!! LOL LOL kidding!!! Ya know ya are my little pudster!!

[Qvsee]

I am not a mean spirited person. In fact nicey nicey describes me....Yuk...You can be nice only so long. I need an outlet to "let it out. " Ha...Menopausal ladies need to blow off steam...As long as we don't get mean and hateful, we are not hurting anyone...Menopausal Ladies of the World unite.......

[puddy]

My time of the month and my time of life have nothing to do with it! I'm not bitchy - I'm feisty! Always have been, always will be - at least until I get arrested.

[lopiekitty]

I am not a mean person but I get a little sick and tired of being called a @#&!@#$%! Ya know!! I mean my goodness! GET A LIFE!

[puddy]

I love it when I'm called a &*%$#&@ - It's better than being called a *$%&#@!

[puddy]

I love it when I'm called a &*%$#&@ - It's better than being called a *$%&#@!

[puddy]

Shut up, lopie! I know, I did it twice.

[lopiekitty]

Now Pudster! Would I say anything about you being a dork and posting something twice!!?? Why, I am cut to the quick!! But that kind of stuff NEVER happens to me! LOL LOL

[puddy]

I will terminate you!

[lopiekitty]

I'm not afraid of you...Now be gone before a house falls on you too! LOL LOL I crack myself up!!!

[puddy]

I like the Terminator. Think about it. Good looking guy, big muscles, leather clothing on a straight guy that looks good, noisy motorcycle, quick brain, dry sense of humor and cool sunglasses. I could not ask for more - and when I was through with him, I could melt him down and make some jewelry. Remember the end of Terminator 2? ;p

[lopiekitty]

You mean to tell ME...you are just going to let that whole Wizard of OZ thing pass...Geeze Puddy...I am shocked at you! LOL

[puddy]

Bad Kitty! ;p

[doglvr]

You tell me it's not appropriate for me to disagree with someone's opinion, and then you disagree with my opinion. You are trying to turn this board into the idiotic elitist bullshi- that our friends Bigfarsal, Karfty, Desiree, and others did. Luckily they are gone. WHat about you? Maybe you should visit their ubersite and leave us the hell alone.

[QVC Queen]

Hogwash

[beekeeper]

Standing up for ones opinion is not elitist, it is our right as Americans!

This one comes in and calls people names and tells them to go away, and then calls them immature in the next breath! lol ... hello pot, kettle is calling! lol ...

I'll be the first one to say that I hate the MEAN spirited posts, ones based on gossip and hate. I understand not liking something or someone, but posting JUST to be mean or to get a reaction out of people is just boring!

Oh, and if being educated, secure and well versed deems one a bitch, let me be the first to say it ... I'm a bitch!

[puddy]

I'm a feisty bitch!

[QVC Queen]

Sometimes being a bitch is the only thing a woman has to hold on to.

Vera in Delores Claiborn

[puddy]

One of my FAVORITE movies!

[Crafty]

Sorry to burst your bubble dogshit!

I'M STILL HERE!!!
BAAAAAAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA

[lopiekitty]

CRAFTY!!!!!!!!!!! Missed ya baby....but did you really say shit?? LOL LOL
And I am proud to say I am a Grade A...USDA Inspected BITCH!!!! I am just so darn proud to be in the bitch group...I am peein' my pants in excitement like a lil' puppy dog!!! A FEMALE puppy dog..also known as a BITCH!!! LOL LOL LOL

[puddy]

I'm killing you with kindness. Are you dead yet?

[lopiekitty]

DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!!! Are you happy now? LOL

[puddy]

Not you, ya spaz!

[lopiekitty]

That is Ms. Whillomina Fagina Wilma Spaz to you!! Thank you very much!!!! LOL LOL

[puddy]

My real name is Vladamyra VonScrunchie.

[lopiekitty]

Do you prefer Ms. Von? or Ms. Scrunchie? And I am now offically laughing out loud!! LOL

[puddy]

Vlad is fine.

[lopiekitty]

As in "Vlad the Impaler"? Sounds scary!!!! LOL LOL I'm frightened Aunty Em...I'm frightened!!!

[Doglvr]

I've never met a bigger bunch of idiotic loser asswipes. Y'all need to get a life. And try to act your age, not your shoe size.

[puddy]

Little D, Big D...anyway you spell it, it's still YOU, isn't it? Please leave us alone.

[lopiekitty]

Idoiotic Loser Asswipes??? That is MS. Vermina Pricilla Wilma VonBangermonger Asswipe to you Doglvr!!! Thank you so much!! So please remember that just for future reference..LOL
And please know I have been called Worse by BETTER!!! You are a rank amature! LOL LOL LOL You need to get some new schtick baby!! Go back and work on it some more..then come back and play with us big kids?? OK!!

[N/A]

Wow, that's a long name lopiekitty. I don't think it all can fit on a nameplate. You might have to condense it. LOL!

[lopiekitty]

I love my name N/A!! LOL LOL But I DO have a huge problem with ordering stationary and personalized sticky note pads!!! LOL LOL

[doglover]

do y'all really think all this stoopid bull is funny? I just can't imagine why you would spend time on here with your little "personal" jokes. It is so stupid and immature. Get some real friends. Puddy, lopiekitty, and crafty, why don't y'all go the way of the past few "gangs"...get lost. Good riddance, you silly old loser biatches.

[puddy]

:)

[SIRGAL]

I've been on this board for months, but I do have to ask a question when I see a thread like this. I would normally just ignore it but since I foolishly wasted time reading it, my question is:

SHOUT

WHY IS ALL OF THIS HERE?

If someone is really ordering stationery it should probably be spelled correctly. Otherwise, someone might become stationary which would mean being stuck in one place.

Think about it as you all continue this thread.

[puddy]

Deep, very deep.

[SIRGAL]

puddy, don't understand your meaning. My intent is never other than to try to be a little bit sensible.

If you care to help me understand your point, I would love it.

[puddy]

I just PM'd you.

[SIRGAL]

Got it. Hopefully I answered, but had problems with the process.

[puddy]

The 600 second thing will get you everytime! I just tried but that's ok - I'll talk in 'code' out here! I agree with your PM 100%. It's a better idea. My second PM was because I didn't get the first one so please remember that when you read it!!! Trevor should make everyone register if they are going to post, it would clean up the loose ends, if you get my point.

[SIRGAL]

Pardon my ignorance but I am still not sure if my PM's are getting through. I guess I am being told that non-registered users can post and be a pain should they decide to do that. Why are non-registered people allowed to post on any board? I think they should only be allowed to read. What do any of you think?

[UnAmused]

Non-registered posters can post, but not send pm's. However the damn dog that keeps causing trouble actually has registered, but must have forgotten his password and comes in to post as an unregistered these days using 50 million different names. So yeah, the dog is a pain and very hypocritical; actually he just needs to remember to take his meds and that aleviates a lot of his troll posts. You see, when he is medicated he can actually be pleasant and post funny anecdotes, but sadly that hasn't been the case these past few weeks.

[D-O-G]

Hey Mrs. Unamused! Wasssup? Different names? What do you mean? The only meds I take make me tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Trevor. Thank you, Unamused, for popping in. Nothing like a best online buddy who follows me around wherever I go. I love you, too, Sweet Thang. You is sumpin' else in my eyes!

[lopiekitty]

SIRGAL....The stationary thing was a JOKE...Not to be taken seriously!
Doggy..I've said it before..I will say it again...GET SOME NEW SCHTICK....OR IN CASE

[lopiekitty]

Sorry...
Let me continue where I left off...
OR in case you don't know what that means...some new material!!!

[lopiekitty]

And by the way SIRGAL message WAS received!...Doggy message WAS received!...This is one fat, middle-aged immature bitch...OUT...You can have this board and when you have NO ONE to post with think about how much fun that will be...Have a ball!! It should be pretty quiet...and just for the RECORD Doggy...we invited you nicely to post with us..read past threads..we ONLY asked you stop these personal attacks..Well..apparently you don't want or care to be a productive, happy member of this board..fine..it's all yours!!! Enjoy!

[N/A]

I think Doglvr (or whoever he/she/it/they wants to be today) has confused the QVC host board with the Dr. Phil board. May I suggest that you seek some advice over on that board for your anger management issues and multiple personality disorder.

[puddy]

N/A, very well stated. I don't know about anyone else but I'm staying. I read this when I can and post when I can. Can't we all just get along? :)

[SIRGAL]

I'm with puddy. This board is a lot of fun most of the time. It is sad when someone like "Doggie of many names" comes on with no other purpose than to upset people. Usually I ignore (often with the ignore feature) all the arguing. I think I have to stay off the computer at night. I get cranky after my bedtime!!

Never mean to offend anyone.

[D-O-G-G]

So, Lopiekitty, are you saying you're gone? Good riddance. GO join the other loses at the new and improved site with all the silly, immature graphics. They've even all posted their pictures and each morning, they start the day with "Happy Friday..." or "Happy Saturday..." or "Let's post pictures of our four legged family members..." or "Let's plan an online party/shower for _____..." or "Now that Crafty is out of town, we can really act up. I might upset my husband for skipping synagogue, but so what!" In other words, I guess your marriages and relationships are not that important to you. Now if that isn't the most asnine thing I've ever seen...seems to fit you to a T, miss lopiekitty.

[Cat-Lady]

RE: D-O-G-G and others of that ilk ~~~ there is a saying in Latin, "Illigitimi Non Carborundum". Translated, it means "Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down". Lopiekitty, if you leave this board, THEN THEY HAVE WON. DO NOT NOT NOT GIVE THEM THE SATISFACTION, DO NOT LET THEM WIN. Whoever can PM lopiekitty, please do so and tell her this, please. We do NOT want to lose her because of the BASTARDS.

[QVC Queen]

Lopie has too much character to leave

[lopiekitty]

D O G G!!!!! Did I SAY I was leaving for another board?...No my little pudding cup...I was just saying...out on THAT post!!! MY GOODNESS!!! Let's NOT jump to conclusions!!!! MY MY MY MY MY...Do they know what they say about people who "ASSUME" They make an ass of U and ME!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DOG!!!!! I WILL NOT GO AWAY!!! But feel free to say what you want...You don't know me......I find you very amusing...all YOUR post read the same...NO imagination whatsover is called for when spewing hateful, profane things...but please...feel free to post!!!!!! We love you!!!! No matter what you call yourself!! My little Boo Boo Bear!!! Bug hugs and love to you sweetie pie!! Have a GREAT DAY my little tootie snookems!!

[lopiekitty]

SIRGAL! There is NO way to put a certain person on ignore..they have to many breeds...Just smile and nod....smile and nod...smile and nod....!!!!!!! LOL LOL I also would like to say...as long as I am here I believe very strongly in God! There are some people here who I pray for nightly because I feel they need some extra attention or love or both! Love thy neighbor and all that..but some days it is really hard!! LOL LOL (Did I say REALLY hard??) he he he

[SIRGAL]

Is there a way to put all "dogs" on ignore? Just kidding--I love dogs. Most of them, anyway.

Peace, harmony, and friendship. That is what we are all looking for. That and a little spicey humor.

[Cassi]

Hey Kids!!!

Damn! I thought the hall monitors were gone - lopie, puddie - you wanna call the Pound or should I? You'd think Doglvr would get tired of being a crashing bore!!!!!!

Cassi :))

[D-o-g-g-y]

Why y'all callin' me names, you hoes?

[ananigma]

ignore... ignore... ignore...

[UnAmused]

A hoe? So now I'm a garden tool?

[lopiekitty]

Ana? Ignore what....I don't see anything..I just feel the beautiful tropical breezes flowing over my body as I lie here peaceful and serene and calm....OOOHH....AHHHHH!!! What a beautiful day the Lord has given us!

[lopiekitty]

Calm soothing voices....along with happy garden tools...ahhh yeess!! Happy garden hoes!!! LOL LOL LOL

[QVC Queen]

Sigh. Such a sereen evening here in Colorado. Lost my emaik program and prayed it back in again. ISnt the Lord good?

[ananigma]

Lopie???? Garden HOES??? Is that where they hang out in your neighborhood??? LOL....LOL....LOL..... (explanations will cost you billions!!) HAHA!

[ananigma]

Queen.... yes, the Lord is GREAT!!!

[D-O-G]

QVC Qween,

It's serene, not sereen. Get a dictionary or spell check. Not a good speller? It's obvious you could use some help. Quit using the "I've never been a good speller but that doesn't mean I'm not as brilliant as I think I am" excuse. There is no excuse for bad grammar and spelling. Get it together, please.

[Hellfire]

whoa

[UnAmused]

D-O-G:
QVC Qween,
It's serene, not sereen. Get a dictionary or spell check

And this coming from someone that spells for "fpr"

What's the matter doggy? The other kids won't play with you on the playground during recess? So now we have to be subjected to your board police routine again, because you want to play? How many times do I have to tell you, if you want the other posters here to play with you, you have to play nice. Now, go make sure you have taken your meds today and then come back and play "NICE" when they have started to work. Okay? And please, this is a qvc related board, please stick to the issue of qvc topics, okay Sweetie? See ya!!! Have a nice day at school tomorrow.--Mrs. UnAmused

[puddy]

It's nice to see all of my online buddies have stayed sharp as tacks! Yeah! :)

[lopiekitty]

Yes, we have Puddy...But apparently we can't spell worth a crap and we are all "old biddies" HHMM...I THINK I am still about 50 years away from "old biddies" status! LOL LOL...Oh well! Tra la la tra la la....Happy, peaceful GARDEN Hoes!! LOL LOL

[QVC Queen]

Poor Dog. I feel sorry for you. Pity is the only way one can relate to you. Poor, poor Dog.

[lopiekitty]

QVC Queen..Nice spelling and use of punctuation...and your wording is just breathtaking m'dear!! Pip Pip cheerio!!

[puddy]

I eat Cheerios.

[lopiekitty]

Personally...I like to eat Count Chocula..spelled all wrong..my bad..but get it?? LOL LOL LOL...I just kill myself!!

[Cassi]

Who let the dog in? Can you even believe a typo prompted all of that? Who died and left dogface the Grammar teacher?

Sassy Cassie