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Cat-Lady
10-02-2004, 04:00 PM
........ hmmmmm ...... just suppose she gets herself booted from QVC ...... what other jobs, suited to her particular, um, talents, are there ........ how about Band Director for Kindergarten Classes ?? The kids would love all those hand gestures and flapping around !!
Palmetto17
10-02-2004, 04:24 PM
Valium SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM tester for pharmaceutical companies

(She actually needs to be held by the hair and immersed in a vat of valium, but I wanted to think of an actual career for her.)
StillN/A
10-02-2004, 04:28 PM
Laurie would make a perfect flying nun!
Palmetto17
10-02-2004, 04:37 PM
If they cast a new show called "Missus Ed"... just imagine!

Sing it with me, folks!

A horse is a horse, of course of course / And no one can talk to a horse of course / Unless of course that talking horse is the famous Missus Ed / Go right to the source and ask the horse / She’ll give you an answer that you’ll endorse / She’s always on a steady course / Talk to Missus Ed...

<insert neighing sound here>
shopping
10-03-2004, 05:25 AM
How about one of the people at the airport that direct the planes from outside?
Palmetto17
10-03-2004, 10:05 AM
Hmmm, the airport's grounds crew with the orange sticks...! Good idea!

Wait. Just thinking here. Do you reckon there would be accidents if she became had a random thought of a Northern Nights sheet set that is just "oh-so-perfect... just feeeee-e-e-e-e-e-el it..." ?
ellie
10-03-2004, 04:21 PM
I need to stay up late so I can see this woman.
Palmetto17
10-03-2004, 04:51 PM
Advice to ellie: Don't watch for longer than five minutes to start out. Gradually increase your viewing of Laurie Shore in one-minute increments for the first week.

Or you might want to try Laurie with the sound OFF first, just to fully enjoy the insane gestures in their purest form.

I do not recommend a Laurie show with food on it to start with, though, unless you like amusement park rides. Even still, you may want to have a full bottle of Pepto-Bismol handy.

Just some advice from me to you! :)
sunshine12
10-03-2004, 05:09 PM
You guys are so hysterical. LOL.
StillN/A
10-03-2004, 05:44 PM
LOL! I love your warning label Palmetto17. QVC should air it before Laurie goes on air so the viewers know what to expect.
ellie
10-03-2004, 07:20 PM
Thanks Palmetto!! I appreciate this advice and will remember it!! I guess I have been fairly warned.
Palmetto17
10-03-2004, 07:22 PM
Two words:

1) Pepto.
2) Bismol.

:)
QVC Dude
10-05-2004, 08:59 AM
Palmetto, you stole my idea!!! I was gonna say she could be a stunt double for Mr. Ed! :)
puddy
10-05-2004, 01:02 PM
I wetted another pair of granny-size Breezies! If she directs planes, they will crash for sure!!! Yikes! :O
sunshine12
10-05-2004, 01:04 PM
LOLOL!!!!!!!!!
puddy
10-05-2004, 01:14 PM
Remain seated until the aircraft reaches a full stop, etc...Like hell I will, Chatty Cathy!! I'm squeezing my fat ass through one of those teeny, tiny windows, like pronto!!!! At least I'll bounce on the tarmac!
Palmetto17
10-05-2004, 02:02 PM
QVCDude -- you know what they say about Great Minds... :)
puddy
10-05-2004, 02:43 PM
No, what do they say, Palm?
Palmetto17
10-05-2004, 06:12 PM
Hey, Puddy, "Great Minds Think Alike." I was referencing his earlier post about having a similar thought. :)
StillN/A
10-05-2004, 06:17 PM
Laurie with all her sporatic hand motions would make the world's greatest Macarena dancer. She could win international contests with a "talent" like that.
Palmetto17
10-05-2004, 06:52 PM
Okay, THAT is the best idea yet!! Thanks, N/A! :)
puddy
10-08-2004, 06:04 AM
Sorry, Palm, I was a little slow.... :(