bdsma
12-15-2004, 07:52 AM
about what NOT to say to a woman during actual CHILDBIRTH....
I have a friend who learned the hard way about being supportive and NOT making an a$$ of himself.....he was saying things to his wife:
Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball. (doing a REGIS schtick)
That was the kids on the phone. They wanted to know Did you have anything planned for dinner?
wow honey...you look like you swallowed a pig!
You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
um..honey...NO swearing in front of the baby.......................
I have a friend who learned the hard way about being supportive and NOT making an a$$ of himself.....he was saying things to his wife:
Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball. (doing a REGIS schtick)
That was the kids on the phone. They wanted to know Did you have anything planned for dinner?
wow honey...you look like you swallowed a pig!
You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
um..honey...NO swearing in front of the baby.......................