bdsma
12-16-2004, 08:42 AM
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I don't think the BURGLAR was expecting any witnesses when he broke in and robbed the house down the street.....he robbed the old gentlemen when he was asleep....he stole two cartons of cigarettes..a case of beer and some cash left on the kitchen counter...and a couple of pet RODENTS of the grandchildren who was staying for the weekend...
the police caught him a mile away from the crime scene...when asked why did he steal rodents....he looked at the cop and said sarcastically..."dumb cop! I didn't want to be RAT out!"............
I don't think the BURGLAR was expecting any witnesses when he broke in and robbed the house down the street.....he robbed the old gentlemen when he was asleep....he stole two cartons of cigarettes..a case of beer and some cash left on the kitchen counter...and a couple of pet RODENTS of the grandchildren who was staying for the weekend...
the police caught him a mile away from the crime scene...when asked why did he steal rodents....he looked at the cop and said sarcastically..."dumb cop! I didn't want to be RAT out!"............