**Consumer Complaint**

[Ghost]

Hello my name is Sandy Cheeks. Two months ago I purchased the Bare Escentuals CUSH Nutritious Marine Moisturizer. I purchased this item thinking I'd have my youthful appearance back like Leslie Blodgett exclaimed. You see, my face is really really dry. It's so dry and harsh that my next door neighbor once asked if he could use it to sand down his surfboard with it.

I am very dissapointed with the false advertising. QVC should not permit this woman to keep selling this crap on your show. I go through a rigorous process each night trying to clear this problem. I apply 5 different kinds of moisturizers and skin cleansers. My last resort was the Bare Escentuals moisturizer. But this made it even worse! Now I'm peeling like a snake.
For God's sake, please get rid of the Bare Escentuals line immediately.

Respectfully Yours,

Sandy Cheeks 54
Mud Butte, SD

[HHIgirl]

Hey, aren't you Spongebob's girlfriiend?



PS: Ghost, are you sending you me special messages? 54 is VERY importante to little ol moi.

[Ghost]

Hey HH, that ain't me, it's Sandy. Besides, as you well know, us ghosts always have CLEAR complexions. Maybe if I get rid of her she won't have to worry about her lizard skin no more, LOL.

BTW, what's up with the 54?

[HHIgirl]

Ay yes, Ghosts and their milky complexions. No need for BE there!

Now it is my turn to be mysterious. Here is a hint 54 is part of my email address.

[Ghost]

Damn, and here I thought I knew everything about you. Those email addresses do it to me all the time.

[puddy]

Good to see you (sort of), Ghost!

[Ghost]

Hello Puddy :)

[Cubsfan]

Sandy is not Sponge Bob's girlfriend he's gay remember. :)

Sandy and Sponge Bob are just friends maybe Sandy is his beard. :)

Cubsfan

It ain't over till it's over.-Yogi Berra